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#21 Thor_Saytyr   User is offline

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Posted 26 November 2004 - 5:01 PM

One of my mates bought a Lil John CD, The Kings Of Crunk. My god. This guy cannot even rap. He just sreams YEAH! or WHAT! throughout most of the songs. The production leaves nothing to the imagination with all the songs sounding the same, I dont know how even got a CD published in the first place. People are retarded.

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Posted 26 November 2004 - 8:47 PM

From Urban Dictionary.com



1. lil john



The only artist who get's millions for reducing his vocabulary to three words: whaaat?

okaaaay!

yeahhhhhh!



"Did you pay for that?"

"Whaaat?"

"Did you pay for that?"

"Whaaat?"

"Did you pay for that?"

"Yeahhhhh!"

"You might have to leave, cuz you're scaring the shit out of me."

"OKayyyy!!!"



2. lil john



A rapper who does not say much in his songs other than, "Okay", "What", or "Yeah".



In the song "I Don't Give a Fuck" by Lil John, all he says in the first 25 seconds is "Okay!" repeatedly. This provided excellent material for Dave Chappelle to rip Lil John on his TV show.





3. lil john



Ok listen once and for all you dumbshit kids.Lil jon is not an artist, he is a producer and beat maker for songs.He isnt a rapper he just likes to sing along with tha hook or say random parts of the song so you know that he helped make it.



if all you had to do was yell yeah,what and ok in rap songs to get a hit then there would be a hell of a lot of more rappers wouldnt there be?



4. lil john



Gay? YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Understandable? WHHHAAAAT??

Obediant? OOOKKKKKAAYYYYYY



"Lil John?"

"WHAT?"

"Can you hear me?"

"YYYYEAHHHHHHH"

"Why dont you get cornrows?"

"WHHHHHHHHHAT?"

"Why dont you get cornrows?"

"WHHHWAHAWHWHAT?"

"Why dont you get cornrows?"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT??????"

"Why dont you get cornrows?"

"OOOOOOOOKAYYYY"



5. lil john



an under-evolved human. Usually seen holding some sort of alcoholic beverage in on hand while yelling "YEAH" or "OKAY" incessantly, and unrelentlessly... to the dismay of everyone



can be used to describe someone you know who has the same pileous gorilla features as lil john



usher shouldve just kicked the crap out of lil john for ruining his cool new video

or...



haha yeah that kid's a lil john, check out the caveman unibrow!



6. lil john



The most untalented excuse for an artist ever.



Bobby: Do you like lil john?

Johnny: Hell no. The guy makes millions off of saying "what", "okay", and "yeah".



7. lil john



Me: OMFG where do i start

Lil John: WHAAAT!

Me: I said where do i start

Lil John: Whaaaaaat!

Me: I SAID WHERE DO I START

Lil John: Sir, i dont know. WHAAAT!



Thats it u fuckin porch monkey, (smacks him with a stick)



Me: Did that hurt?

Lil John: YEEEAH!



Lil John is a fuckin tard that doesnt deserve the million he rakes in each week.

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Posted 26 November 2004 - 9:02 PM

X-D
love is all.

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Posted 26 November 2004 - 10:24 PM

i love urban dictionary

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Posted 26 November 2004 - 11:42 PM

Haha. Im sure we can agree on that.

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Posted 27 November 2004 - 12:20 PM

I live with my 14 yr old sister...everymorning I wake up to the sound of usher, simple plan, and all that other shit that she plays...I just get up and whack on HBHG fully cranked...It pisses her off...It's funny :)

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Posted 27 November 2004 - 12:26 PM

Nice one :).

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Posted 27 November 2004 - 2:56 PM

I'm so happy everybody in my house loves the Brothers Chemical
He put on a turn-down collar, a black bow, and wore his Sunday tail-coat. As such, he looked spruce, and what his clothes would not do, his instinct for making the most of his good looks would.

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Posted 27 November 2004 - 4:48 PM

hehe, my ex-girlfriend likes the chemical brothers als LOVES galvanize (push. the. button.). that's excellent. when i met her first 2 in april last year she's never heard of them. good education. i am a good teacher X-D

the guy who lives with me prefers ugly house and phil collins or bryan adams. he calls that shit rock :x
love is all.

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Posted 27 November 2004 - 8:39 PM

When people in my household do not agree, I throw on some Kid606 or Autechre to really piss em' off :)

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Posted 28 November 2004 - 12:10 AM

Oh god, that would drive me over the edge! It would be like living in an industrial estate...wait, I do :?
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