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#101 Consumer   User is offline

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Posted 06 August 2006 - 7:09 AM

mc marsh Escribi�:

NEWSFLASH:



Local pub DJ plays Hey Boy Hey Girl and interupts it with another record. Sources say Hole in the Head by the Sugababes was started at least 1 minute 30 seconds before the Chemical Brothers' track had finished.



A Chemical Brothers fan who was present said the following words..."Cunt".




Ahahah! Indeed. :D

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Posted 06 August 2006 - 4:03 PM

Consumer Escribi�:

mc marsh Escribi�:

NEWSFLASH:



Local pub DJ plays Hey Boy Hey Girl and interupts it with another record. Sources say Hole in the Head by the Sugababes was started at least 1 minute 30 seconds before the Chemical Brothers' track had finished.



A Chemical Brothers fan who was present said the following words..."Cunt".




Ahahah! Indeed. :D




Holy crap! the extact same thing happened to me last year at my friends 21st...with HBHG but it was interupted by i think that horrible cheesey house track...you know the one...."everything i touch turns to gold" or some shit :x
its a little early but thanks anyway

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Posted 06 August 2006 - 5:14 PM

mc marsh Escribi�:

NEWSFLASH:



Local pub DJ plays Hey Boy Hey Girl and interupts it with another record. Sources say Hole in the Head by the Sugababes was started at least 1 minute 30 seconds before the Chemical Brothers' track had finished.



A Chemical Brothers fan who was present said the following words..."Cunt".




X-D That's so funny!!
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Posted 22 August 2006 - 9:23 PM

Some filthy motherfucker dinged my fucking car door.



I had to run out to the bank, and stopped to get a sandwich. I parked out in the middle of the parking lot, away from all the other cars. When I got back, some cunt had parked right next to me, and thrown their door into my drivers side door.



Their white paint came off, but my fucking paint is scratched.



I had to get back to work, so I couldn't wait for them.



The fucking idiots left their window cracked, so a lit cigarette went onto their passenger seat, and two of their tires now have more holes in em than the reccomended amount.



but my brand new car is still fucking ruined now.

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Posted 22 August 2006 - 9:34 PM

haha nice one Stash!

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Posted 22 August 2006 - 9:47 PM

I wouldn't have fucked up their shit so badly, but there were tons of empty spots. This dick went out of his way to park right next to me.

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Posted 23 August 2006 - 12:09 AM

What a fucking dick. Big ups for revenging them hard.

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Posted 23 August 2006 - 12:32 AM

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

Some filthy motherfucker dinged my fucking car door.



I had to run out to the bank, and stopped to get a sandwich. I parked out in the middle of the parking lot, away from all the other cars. When I got back, some cunt had parked right next to me, and thrown their door into my drivers side door.



Their white paint came off, but my fucking paint is scratched.



I had to get back to work, so I couldn't wait for them.



The fucking idiots left their window cracked, so a lit cigarette went onto their passenger seat, and two of their tires now have more holes in em than the reccomended amount.



but my brand new car is still fucking ruined now.






Nooooooooooooooo!!! We'll go get some touch up paint from Scion this weekend!
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 6:00 AM

About four years ago, I had a slipped disc. If any of you have ever had one of these, you'll know it's agony. I was on prescription dihydrocodeine for the pain, which is strong stuff - just one step below morphine.



But when I was trying to walk any kind of distance, the pain still came through anyway. One night I was walking home from the Tube station and was shuffling slowly along, obviously in pain but minding my own business.



Some young twat who clearly thought he was a cool dude brushed past and just said "crippled cunt" to me.



Fucking knobhead. I was cured a long time ago but for a couple of months I did get a brief taste of what shitheads some people can be. At least on the other side of the coin, there were many acts of kindness too so it wasn't all bad.
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 8:06 AM

personaly i think the car thign is too harsh stabing somones tires depending on a car is a 300-600 dollar cost i would know i work in a tire shop. you cant fix a stabed tire. and a scratch on the door is a 10 dollar option the cigarette was apropriate but the tires not

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Posted 23 August 2006 - 12:47 PM

If it's actually dented the door (like mine - always a week after you buy a new car!), it'll cost a lot more to fix. The dent will have to professionally be taken out, and the door will more likely have to be resprayed.



300-600 dollars for 2 tyres???? I got 4 reasonable make tyres for my car all in including balancing for �220, which is about $350. So 2 tyres should be about $200 max, and that's if they can't be repaired.



In fairness, if the guy had come back, it would have been a claim on his insurance and it wouldn't have cost stash a penny. Probably would have put knobjock's insurance premium up by a fair whack though

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Posted 23 August 2006 - 3:31 PM

Tyler Escribi�:

About four years ago, I had a slipped disc. If any of you have ever had one of these, you'll know it's agony. I was on prescription dihydrocodeine for the pain, which is strong stuff - just one step below morphine.



But when I was trying to walk any kind of distance, the pain still came through anyway. One night I was walking home from the Tube station and was shuffling slowly along, obviously in pain but minding my own business.



Some young twat who clearly thought he was a cool dude brushed past and just said "crippled cunt" to me.



Fucking knobhead. I was cured a long time ago but for a couple of months I did get a brief taste of what shitheads some people can be. At least on the other side of the coin, there were many acts of kindness too so it wasn't all bad.




That sucks, what an asshole! I really believe that people like the kind that called you a crippled cunt will get what's coming to them one day.
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 5:44 PM

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personaly i think the car thign is too harsh stabing somones tires depending on a car is a 300-600 dollar cost i would know i work in a tire shop. you cant fix a stabed tire. and a scratch on the door is a 10 dollar option the cigarette was apropriate but the tires not




If the guy would have come out, I would have hit him with a tire iron, I was that pissed off.



He got off light.

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Posted 23 August 2006 - 6:53 PM

What an asshole Tyler!

I had a similar experience , i used to have REALLY bad excema on my arms so i would put my arms in bandaid to stop it from bleeding. The things people used to say to mee because i had my fucking arms in bandaid.

Cunts!

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Posted 24 August 2006 - 7:40 AM

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If it's actually dented the door (like mine - always a week after you buy a new car!), it'll cost a lot more to fix. The dent will have to professionally be taken out, and the door will more likely have to be resprayed.



300-600 dollars for 2 tyres???? I got 4 reasonable make tyres for my car all in including balancing for �220, which is about $350. So 2 tyres should be about $200 max, and that's if they can't be repaired.



In fairness, if the guy had come back, it would have been a claim on his insurance and it wouldn't have cost stash a penny. Probably would have put knobjock's insurance premium up by a fair whack though




well here in canada a decent tire costs 130 and you cannot fix a sidewall hole also insure DOES not cover vandilisum

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Posted 24 August 2006 - 9:45 AM

It doesn't cover vandalism?? That sucks!!!

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Posted 24 August 2006 - 10:24 AM

chemicalfan Escribi�:

If it's actually dented the door (like mine - always a week after you buy a new car!), it'll cost a lot more to fix. The dent will have to professionally be taken out, and the door will more likely have to be resprayed.


Not these days, a dent can be professionally taken out without the need to respray these days. A �60 job for a typical parking ding and scratch restore.



I think the tyres thing was excessive too but I can understand stash was pissed at his shiny new car being violated.



I have a couple of envy key scratches on my car but it kind of comes with the territory on one of these -







I can get the lot done when I get the stonechips cleared up, all for �85. Sure, I'd like to rip them limb from limb if I caught them in the act but you're never going to do that, are you? The little snivelling shits are too sneaky and cowardly.
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 3:46 PM

Those are some slick wheels, Tyler!



I think the tire gauging was a bit much too but I understand where the anger was coming from. knock on wood - my car has 2 minor dings and a small scratch on the bumper after 6 years of owning it. When it's clean it still looks relatively new.
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 7:20 PM

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Those are some slick wheels, Tyler!


Heh thanks. It's pretty quick too with 220 horsepower - on the straight anyway, not the greatest at going round corners.



That one is a bit chavved up though - mine is stock, it doesn't have a spoiler or any of those other stick-on plastic bits. X-D
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 8:01 PM

What car is that?



And I stand by my descision to use disproportional retalitory force. If Isreal can do it, so can I.



If it had been some old woman or something, I would have beaten her up just the same if it had been a young guy.

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