That was sick, I felt the womans pain as you were telling the story, not that i've experianced it mind you.



Anal sex with woman is dirrty, but if her arse is nice, just pop it in, I don't judge, it's just the whole poo thing, I don't really go for it. I have a mate who's had it done to her, said it was like a reverse shit, this place is getting way to crude.

chemd'up Escribi�:

8O omg i want more (im wet) thanks to god that i�m nude :P

what in the hell????????!!!!!! :?







whirly you are a true genius, that was absolutely classic!!!!!!!!





i never got those anal beads........glako, arse-sex can be quite good, just em.....choose the right time!



i know a girl who finally gave in and let her boyf shag her up the wrong'n and as he pulled out she....well....shit every where!!!!!!! hahahahaha she was so drunk and he wasn't she just said "serves you right" and slept on the couch!!!!!!! hahahaha X-D X-D X-D X-D





more whirly more!!!!!!!!!![/quote]



:-// sorry i drink too much tequila :-//

ElectronicBattleWarrior Escribi�:

GLAKO-FAHN Escribi�:

My girlfriend and I don't understand what's so great about arse-sex.....

What's that all about???

*ahem* pulls glako aside.



smaller whole = tighter fit

tighter fit = better feel



there's also some other stimulation (for her) that's a little complicated to expalin w/o a diagram/model and over the internet



also the implied idea that you're being "bad"

Of this, I am aware, but it's still fucking disgusting. And incredibly lazy.

What I don't understand is the mental aspect of how this is something you would want to do...

Not that I don't see the fun aspect to discussing this kinda thing on here, but it makes me think that we desperately need a mod on here. The line has been crossed, and this topic needs closing/deleting/relocating to an off-topic forum.

Prude.

Prude?

Prude:

noun [C] DISAPPROVING

a person who is easily shocked by rude things, especially those of a sexual type

My god, I didn't know you had a dictionary in your head iguana!

No offense, I was just a little surprised.

I'm not that much of a prude, I just think this thread belongs in an off-topic forum. Which I know we don't have. Remember admin, we were discussing it ages ago!!!!

Bollocks to admin, we are free here, we take that for granted. I don't though, I take full advantage of it as shown here: http://forums.theche...highlight=adult

thats was an immense story whirly girl - i nearly choked on my cornflakes!!



good work!!



:D

How could you eat while reading that. I can't watch porn while eating food, especially a cream filled chocolate eclaire.

Sounds like the voice of experience ;)

GLAKO-FAHN Escribi�:

Of this, I am aware, but it's still fucking disgusting. And incredibly lazy. What I don't understand is the mental aspect of how this is something you would want to do...

Hahahah. Yeah I totally agree with you on this. I was just explaining why some people would want to. I've never seems extremely nasty to me, but I mean I might if a girl wanted me to and I had a jimmy on.

and I had a jimmy on.

X-D X-D X-D



outstanding phrase, i may well steal that one :)



as for the tradesmens entrance, in the words of hall and oates 'i can go for that'



he he.

Well, glad my experience could get a laugh or two out of people. That was the goal (along with alleviating boredom for a short time) and I hope nope no cornflakes were harmed in the process. It is one of the most... well, it was an interesting occurance, to put it lightly.



chemicalfan, I am sorry if I offended you in any way. I knew going into this there might be someone who'd be put off or offended by what I said - hence my disclaimer and the white type. I don't think you're a prude for objecting to the content, and I can certainly see where you're coming from. I trust you all enough, and enjoy your company and feel comfortable enough here to share something completely outrageous. But I do feel badly if someone was truly torn up over what I wrote because they felt I was completely out of line. It's good to make people laugh, but not at the expense of other people's sensibilities. I guess hindsight is 20/20, as they say.



I know without a mod around here to edit/delete certain threads, things can get very out of hand and I know I played a massive part in that, and maybe even abused my liberty here, with this thread. And if there are others here who object like chemicalfan did but didn't say anything about it, I apologize if I offended you. But on the same token, we have the liberty to skip reading the stuff that doesn't hold our interest. Much like I took the liberty to not look at the naked pics of porn stars that iggy posted a while back. ;)

They were classy photos, nothing crude on there, well apart from Ron Jeremy, but I was just illustrating a point there.

I wasn't really offended whirly, just slightly surprised about the nature of discussion. I can't really explain it, I don't really mind. Not even sure why I made the original comment actually. I reckon an off-topic forum would be kinda cool though. Although I suppose threads tend to wander off the original topic anyway. They might start on the right forum, but by page 3 it might be irrelevant.



Oh well, water under the bridge I guess :)

Thank god you're a good sport chemicalfan! I've always thought you were a cool cat and I was getting all worked up for having upset you.



If I do get the bright idea to type a million words again, I promise the next story I tell won't be quite as graphic!

don't be discouraged whirly! the more graphic the better, we love dirrty!

Come on dude, there's enough dirt on the internet as it is!

Don't you check your inbox?? X-D



I think I've worked it out whirly - it's about me not having an open mind. It's not something I'd ever consider, so I got a bit weird. Serves me right, I should be more open minded!!