:'(

:'( Can't believe it, turns out the 'lady' of my dreams is a slag and pulls blokes all the time! Fuck sake! This is what i've heard from a friend of friend, I believe it, why would they lie.



Looks like i'm going to have to get ovet her now, the only way I can think of doing that is showering me with compliments. So shower away people, I was going to start a new thread on it but I thought that may be rather anoying.



I'll go first: You are so handsome iguanapunk, every woman wants to shag you.



Thanks

You sexy beast!!! ;)

so she sleeps with a lot of people - so what???!! at least she'll be experienced. might show you a few new tricks.



as for the content of this thread, im shocked!! such immoral behaviour from such respected members of the community ;)



(pass the cheese grater, i'll get to work on iguana's.....)

I don't want a girl who's been around. You never know where she's been.

dont be such a girl.

I wish I was, they have it so easy, they don't have to do all the work, they just sit there and look pretty while us blokes have to cope with the nerves, sweating when we try and build up the courage to speak to them, and then they laugh in your face X-D

X-D X-D X-D this is very true.



for example, there is a girl at my college who is in my year on my course, but not in my class. we kind of met on the first day before they split us up into 2 seperate groups, i could see she wanted to talk to me because she kept smiling at me in the introductory things and came and had lunch with me and my mate when none of us knew anyone.



anyway, she is absolutely gorgeous, and belgian - like stunningly pretty - and because we're in sepoerate classes we're in at different times etc so we don't really see each other around. when we do its kind of a casual ;alright' type thang. and this girl is lush.



so, im sat at the computers doing some work a few weeks ago when who comes in and sits beside me? belgian lass with some friends. we say hello and i look at my screen and i cannot think of 1 fucking thing to say - i just sweating profusely whilst trying to come up with something witty and charming. and then she's gone. WHAT A WASTED OPPORTUNITY!!!!



then i got to thinking - generally, if your not plug ugly (which im not) and the girl isn't a twat (most of them aren't) most girls are pleased that you go and talk to them, they like the attention - even if it is a load of old tosh. so why the worry? we're just worried that they'll either rebuff us or we'll say something really shit and make twats of ourselves. but who cares??? just do it again to another one!!

I know you're right, but after so many knock backs, it's hard to get back into the game. Ok, I admit I got knocked back when I was off my face and stinking of whiskey, i've also had a couple of opportunities but was too drunk to even realise! like with this blonde bird who worked for max power! :o She goes to me; "so, how do I look", to which I replied "hahaha, I'm so pissed I can't even see you!".



I've had so many opportunities with this girl this topic was started on, but i'd built it up so much that the streaming river of sweat down my face of nervousness would not impress her.

She goes to me; "so, how do I look", to which I replied "hahaha, I'm so pissed I can't even see you!".

hahahahaha - brilliant!! you little charmer you. very hugh grant.



i know what you mean about the build up -the more it builds up the worse it gets, thats what happened with the belgian lass - the smoldering, simmering sexual tension gave way to nervous sweat and the occasional lite fart.



anyway, who knows if she gets about a bit maybe she goes for a man who looks like he's got the nile running down his face???

I'm not sure if any real woman goes for that. Like i've said, i'm over this bird now, well, we'll see next time i'm pissed and I see her. I was trying to play it cool for a while, but that doesn't seem to work.



What pisses me off is I get on really well with women that I am not attracted to, i'm charming and make them laugh, but when it comes to a women I have a thing for, there's just no hope for me.



There's this one woman at work, the whole store fancies her, she's 35 and she doesn't look like it one bit, I think she looks a little like lucy liu but she's not asian. She was working on my dept, and I planned to be cool, say hello and that, tell her that I know she knows I had a thing for her, but it's over now (big mouthed mates ) but it was a failure, I started saying to myself, "don't go red, don't go red", and what happens! god damn! and of course, sweating like bastard.

no, of course real women dont go for that i was just being silly. :)



the thing is, though you might feel like your going really red, your probably not going that much redder - at least not that she'd notice, but because your aware of it it makes it worse, and consequently instead of being relaxed and saying something nice and cool you fluster and stutter some inconsequential shite out of your mouth.



i know, im exactly the same - it's fine if your talking to a lass you dont give a shit about but if you actually want to impress them it all goes to pot.



i guess just put yourself in the mental mindset that actually, you dont care if this bird likes you or not, then you can just be yourself and thats prob what they want anyway.



why does god create us this way? is this a sick joke for adam eating eves rib and eve eating an apple?



and dude - 35!!??!! - how old r you? isnt that a bit of a sugar mummy thing there?? ;) :) not that theres anyhting wrong with that, my last girlfriend was 7 years older than me, its great they love it, dirty bints.

i've just turned 20, but like I said, she doesn't look it one bit, she is blinding! She's a skater girl at a supermarket so she had a nicely toned backside.



Last week, on my birthday, I was up town with a milf, she's 36 and fine! I was talking to her all night about the bird I fancy and then the next day I find out she planned to take me home and teach me a few things! :o



So gutted, I want to cry! :'(

that is harsh mate. i bet she had the heels, lingerie and furry handcuffs ready and waiting as well ;)



id be sick as a dog!!

oh well, i'll get over it, with time :'( I hope. I'm thick as shit me, can't read signals at all it seems.



Some people who go out clubbing do disgust me, they just want a hole, so they pick up any girl they can find, shag them, and leave them. The STD's in this neighbourhood are at a record high, shllaaags.

You guys suck! :) ;)

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Aw, this thread is making me feel all... I don't know. Motherly? Fraternal? I just think that love happens when you least expect it... it sneaks up behind you when you aren't looking. Sometimes the good things in life find their way to you, not the other way around. Even with things that are right under your nose - you realize they were there all along but somehow it found its way to you. You just have to be patient and your time will come. When it comes (and it will, I promise) you'll know what I mean.



iguanapunk, I think a woman (as well as a man) can smell desperation. I don't mean this in a degrading way, and I don't mean 'desperate' in a negative sense ncessarily because god knows I've been there. But people have an innate, almost unexplainable primal instict about these kinds of things. If you're out hunting for it, pining over it, planning your every move, building these hopes up - people can sense that, people can smell that across a room. And unfortunately, even though you've got good intentions, that desperation can be a real turn off.



You just have to let go and be yourself. So you've fucked up before and had bad luck - so what? Maybe it's a blessing in disguise and these things happen for the best. I know it's expected of the guy to make a first move but it doesn't have to be so foward. It can be subtle, it can be body signals from across the room. You'd be surprised at how many women will make the first move. ;)



And lastly, ain't nothing wrong with experimenting with a woman who's older. Even if it doesn't work out for the long term. Seriously, it's long been OK for girls to go out with older men (I had a boyfriend who was 8 years older than me about 12 years ago) and I don't see why there's a stigma attached when the genders are flipped. Like what mipps said, she could teach you a trick or two. As an older girlie I can say that a lot of older women have a sort of edge over younger women who are still finding out who they really are as people and where they fit into this world (and there's nothing wrong with that, you gotta get somewhere somehow) : women in their 30's are in their prime *eh hem* if you know what I mean. They have long jumped over the hurdles of self confidence issues, they tend to be more secure with who they are as a person, they know where they fit in, and chances are they're much wiser for the world.



Just my purple tuppence's worth.

I'm definatly not desperate, looking at this thread though, I can see how you would assume that ;) I have a mate who is desperate though, everytime we're out he's winging about how this girl turned him down and how a bloke in a wheel chair can pull and he can't.



I myself just tend to have a good time, I don't worry about getting knocked back when i'm out, mainly cos i'm drunk, but I reckon the right women would be someone i'd meet when i'm sober, that's if I can remain calm and cool, which is difficult. It's just mind over matter really, giving yourself an ego; i'm gorgeous, of course she wants me etc.

Don't give yourself an ego, becuase it hurts more when it gets forcefully deflated. Trush me :-|. But, really the best advice is to be yourself. I try to be myself when ever I meet a girl I like and if they shoot me down, who cares? I was myself and she didn't like me. That means we just wouldn't get along no matter what, I'll meet someone else.