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#1 whirlygirl   User is offline

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Posted 01 October 2005 - 3:24 AM

This could be the lesbian sister of the General Bullshit Chat thread.



If you want it.



I'll start with 'stash's favorite topic which has to do with drugs:



Two occasions where I was most loaded - 1.) last trip to London (far too much partying that Friday night and way too many shrooms the day after) Yes, it was a very good birthday. 2.) Coachella 2001



So, who's logged on that's nude and loaded?



Any takers?
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Posted 01 October 2005 - 4:04 AM

I think we really need a more detailed description of exactly how many different substances we consumed in that 36 hour period.

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Posted 01 October 2005 - 4:23 AM

whirlygirl Escribi�:

This could be the lesbian sister of the General Bullshit Chat thread.



If you want it.



I'll start with 'stash's favorite topic which has to do with drugs:



Two occasions where I was most loaded - 1.) last trip to London (far too much partying that Friday night and way too many shrooms the day after) Yes, it was a very good birthday. 2.) Coachella 2001



So, who's logged on that's nude and loaded?



Any takers?




:-? hey whirly can you explain me a little bit this topic i didnt understand you sorry :-//

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Posted 01 October 2005 - 4:45 AM

robot, anything goes.



It's a confessional!
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Posted 01 October 2005 - 6:56 AM

I was once found passed out in a toilet stall at a Chinese restaraunt with my pants around my ankles after having puked up my not-yet-disgested meal into the sink after a night of, literally, countless McEwan's Scotch Ales (8%) on an empty stomach.



One of my prouder moments to be sure.

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Posted 01 October 2005 - 7:11 AM

I think I may have mentioned this briefly, but I once danced on a table (don't fret, my clothes were on) at my brother's college graduation party, while singing Elvis Costello's song "Veronica". Horribly off key, I'm sure.



What I don't think I mentioned was that I also announced I'd gotten my period. I think a few people clapped but mostly everyone laughed. I don't remember much else except my brother and I stole many drink coupons out of peoples' purses, then attempted to make a pyramid out of the emptied Heineken bottles. Which later came crashing down. Building the pyramid was more like trying to play a game of Jenga. And you know how hard that can be even when you're sober. Anyway. Last I remember at one point on the way home, I was screaming (something probably idiotic and inaudible) out our cab window at some nearby drivers.



Then I had a hangover that lasted for a couple days.



The only saving grace was that everybody there was as drunk as I was. I think they thought it was funny my big brother brought his little sister to tag along with him at his grad party.



Good times. :P
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Posted 01 October 2005 - 11:32 AM

i like to stick my finger in my ass crack and then sniff it.......but i guess thats normal

View Posttom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:

This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.

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Posted 01 October 2005 - 9:52 PM

I've never took any drug, and i have never smoked any ciggy, and i'm proud of it :)

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Posted 01 October 2005 - 9:52 PM

HAHAHA! This is a good one for me.

Where shall i start ?!



I dont have any drug stories tough.



Oke here's a confession.



Last night i drank half a bottle of Pisang Ambong. We went to a party in Amsterdam , and it was half empty when we got there as it was still early. I was fucking drunk so i just went all alone in the middle of the dancefloor , dancing the way you dance when you are fucking drunk , eyes closed and all. I noticed the girls there ( it wasn't my type of audience ) looked at me like i'm crazy , but i couldn't care less. I had a great time spacing on my own X-D



Nothing to fancy to start with until the confessions become...wilder :P

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Posted 01 October 2005 - 10:32 PM

Ben_j Escribi�:

I've never took any drug, and i have never smoked any ciggy, and i'm proud of it :)




that u know of ;-)

View Posttom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:

This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.

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Posted 02 October 2005 - 12:01 AM

i Remember on NYE i got totally wasted on alchohol and trashed some girls house.. by fallin all over the place and being sick.... Vodka mixed with coke.. in a squirty bottle........ Never Again...

Ill never drink Vodka again.. i hate it..



Oh and to top that all off..... guess who carried me home... .... My Mum :D X-D

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Posted 02 October 2005 - 4:06 AM

Bosco Escribi�:

Ben_j Escribi�:

I've never took any drug, and i have never smoked any ciggy, and i'm proud of it :)




that u know of ;-)




Except @ the CB live in Paris, there was a big "No Smoking" panel, but there was as many drug smoke in the place than smoke coming from smoke machines ^^

So at the end of the live I was a little high...

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Posted 02 October 2005 - 9:41 AM

Well first I'm pretty drunk right now because I was working at a coffee shop that closed down today and in celebration my boss cooked this huge-arse dinner for some people and we drank and drank some crazy drinks from europe he had there for ages. Then afterwards to sober off, I went around the area (which is a total yuppie hell-hole) and stole some "support our troops" magnets off of BMWs and Escalades because those wankers only have them because their Bush loving yuppie dumb asses, I wouldn't steal it off of a car that might not be from the wealth 1% but they're asking for it. Anway it was kinda sad for it to be my last day at this job since it was so much fun, but at least I got 3 magnets! woohoo!

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Posted 02 October 2005 - 1:58 PM

[quote name="Ben_j"] [quote name="Bosco"]

Ben_j Escribi�:





Except @ the CB live in Paris, there was a big "No Smoking" panel, but there was as many drug smoke in the place than smoke coming from smoke machines ^^

So at the end of the live I was a little high...




Haha I remember that as well! I thought I was at a reggae festival or something. No one ever cares about 'No Smoking' signs anyway. X-D

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Posted 02 October 2005 - 6:21 PM

I'm interested in that lesbian thing . . . 8)
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Posted 02 October 2005 - 6:24 PM

Hahahaa Biff!!
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Posted 02 October 2005 - 6:35 PM

Last night stash and I dropped our son off to stay with his grandma for the evening. She lives with her ex-husband (long story) and they live in North Laguna Beach, about 3 quarters of a mile or so out from the main village area.



Anyway, as we were pulling out on our way home, we noticed up in the hills where all the swanky houses are, it was lit up bright as day. I said, "I bet they're filming something over there... I bet it's the Real OC. Let's drive up and lookie look."



So we drove to where the lights were and sure enough, the lights were just blinding, coming from the yard of a really posh house. There were tons of parked cars out front and what looked like a big party was going on, complete with a filming crew.



We flipped a u-turn and stash rolled down the window, screaming "The Real O.C. SUCKS!!!" then we drove off.



If they were indeed filming that show (and there's a 10-1 chance that was what was going on, because the crews have been around town) stash's screams will make it to the editing room floor.



If it wasn't the Real OC that was being filmed... X-D then we're complete morons for acting like fools.



It can be fun acting like a juvenile prick. And nobody got hurt.
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Posted 02 October 2005 - 9:36 PM

Well the point is you got you message through:



The Real OC sucks... and it does, my girlfriend is obsessed with "The OC" a.k.a the faux OC. I cannot stand those shows... 110% rubbish, the area of california I am in has a lot of similarities in that there are a bunch of rich brats with retarded snobby names, I did frank zappa for naming his daughter Moonbase in response to that fad.

At least the show "My sweet 16" is a little more interesting in that you see these snobs throwing parties where people drink too much and throw-up on the narrator/birthday boy/girls outfit, now that's television!

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Posted 02 October 2005 - 9:40 PM

Biff Escribi�:

I did frank zappa for naming his daughter Moonbase in response to that fad.




*umm I mean't dig, not did. So when is that editing button coming along so that my typos don't make me sound completely gay

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Posted 02 October 2005 - 9:45 PM

ok -



christmas eve 1999 - we decided it was going to be a white chirstmas so me and some chums got a load of coke in. we went record shopping, then 2 of us went back to mine to listen to some tunes. my parents were out so we had as couple of cheeky lines and all was well with the world.



gets to 10.00pm and its time for the pub, so i whack a couple of chompers for us to tuck into - my mates tucked in, and then it was my turn. rather foolishly we were doing them on my window sill, with the light on and the curtains up



i hoovered up the line and looked up in horror to see my parents had pulled into the drive in direct view of the window - i just stod there with eyes like saucers, rolled up tenner im hand with a hint of nose candy round my nose.



oops.



X-D



(fortunately, i dont think they saw what was going on, or if they did they didnt get it - we scarpered pretty sharpish though, just to be sure ;))

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