Fake Punk: One time I hung out with Rollins after a spoken word show. He was a really awesome guy, he even bought me a beer, and I was only fifteen!



Real Punk: Did I ever tell you about the time me and Richard Hell set Nancy Reagan?s car on fire?



Fake Punk: When I was seventeen, my best friend died of a heroin overdose. It really made me stop and think about what everything means, you know?



Real Punk: One time I was awake for six weeks shooting up amphetamines, and I finally just blacked out from exhaustion. I woke up two months later in Anton LeVey?s walk-in freezer.



Fake Punk: Hey, you should come check out my new band, we?re gonna play the Veteran?s Hall on 12th Street next Friday.



Real Punk: I used to be the drummer for X, but I got kicked out after I fucked Karen Carpenter.

Haha! That sounds about right..

The thing is, real punks are all about 40, and dress like hobos.

yeah and not those wanks who rent out a local shit-hole to play their 3 chord only music and act like they're fuckin Prince, grew up with a lot of them around here and it drove me mad. I mean they all complained about preppies being unoriginal and conformist and yet they're all wearing their AFI and My Chemical Romance shirts. Better remember to plug em on TRL. These are the sort of people that do not exist in what they were and how they try to act, but how they thing, same with rap and pretty much anything

very well explained stash :D



you dont get so many fake punks as you did now its fake indie/retro kids, if anyone from the Leeds area has been to 'Pigs' before that place is full of the nu-wave indie/retro kids



INDIE LAD - have you heard the new babyshambles 'Z' side



OTHER INDIE LAD - yer its great, very experimental!

Me: You're shit!