I went to Fabric last thurs to see John Digweed, Neil quigly, Meat Katie and Rennie Pilgrim and apart from the bad drugs (only took them coz I couldn't afford to drink!), it was a really cheeky thursday night! I would def recommend catching Meat katie and Rennie Pilgrim when they play in your town. They play really funky, techy, acid breaks.



Choon of the night - Breaks remix of Kasabians 'Processed Beats'

That sounds quality, it's nights like that which make me wish I lived in London!

Went to a house party last night put on by a girl I used to work with. Had a pretty decent time. Was starving when I got in a little after 6 AM, so I tried to cook up a meal, but after getting it started I passed out on the couch and woke up over an hour later. Needless to say, the meal was ruined and the whole house stinks now. Ugh. And I can barely keep my eyes open, but I need to study.....

Oh yeah, and Get Yourself High is now officially my pre-party get ready driving song. Especially when I am getting myself high.

Glavanize is our "going to a party" or "going out" song.



As you know far too well, how many times did 'stash play that as we were trying to make our way to LA? X-D



Anyway, nothing terribly exciting happened at my parents' house. Except at 2 in the morning I'm just settling in and I'm jolted awake by this commotion - my mom is shrieking, the dogs are barking, and it sounds like someone's being bloody murdered outside. It sounded like holy hell. Now, my parents live in a fairly secluded area on a few acres of land, and it's so quiet at night you can hear a pin drop. And it's dark, and the neighbors are spread out. They get a few wild animals up where they are, like racoons, rabbits, gophers, possums etc. etc. but mainly coyotes which worry my parents because they jump the fence and she's so worried that they're going to attack her dogs. And also, where they live is just begging for people to come snooping around looking for a house to burglarize. So anyway.



All hell is breaking lose. There was so much commotion I honestly thought my mother was being attacked by someone or something. I run downstairs and my dad (who's practically deaf, I think he turns his hearing aids down or takes them out when nobody's looking) is sitting on the couch doing absolutely nothing sort of in a half sleep. I run outside and my mom's little yip dog named Mo has this possum by the neck and he's shaking it, and their yellow labrador Caesar is running around barking up a storm which is echoing off the hills in the still evening. My mom is seriously freaking out because she thought the possum bit her yip dog. I mean, I haven't seen my mom freaking out that badly since... never. She was shaking and crying and screaming at Mo to let go of the possum "oh my god, what if Mo has rabies now???" And she's got a broom in her hand trying to break the possum and Mo apart. It took me a good few yells at that dog to finally let the terrified possum out of his jaws.



So much drama over nothing. Mo was OK, the possum eventually crawled off, and it took me a half hour to calm my mother down.



Then I poured myself a glass of wine.

bwah... Mo killed a possum? I wish I'd been there, I could have told her that possums don't carry rabies.



that's funny.

My mom thought it was a common rat, but no way. That bugger was a baby possum, it was almost the same size as Mo.



The 2 put up a good fight, you should've seen it!



But the possum played dead (like they usually do) and crawled off not too long afterward.

so i was at a wedding yesterday....i got fucked up.....there was a whole bunch of hot ladies that totally lost their wits.....i was the only guy out on the dance floor actually busting a groove...the only time any other guy would get up to dance was to slow dance with their dates.....so anytime a poppin song would go on i would make myself right to the middle of the dance floor and all the drunk chicks would start sandwiching me and grinding with me and shit....lol....not till later the drunkest and hotest chick at the wedding (which also happens to be my friends ex g/f) grabbed a hold of me and wraped her legs in between mine and began to hump my leg out on the dance floor....of course this totally made my night :P ....but it became very embarrasing as she was very drunk and kept pullling me to the ground and i was loosing grip of my beer........ so i after a few songs i told her i gotta put my beer down.......so i put it down on the table and then she sat down, rolled her head back, and passed out.....i totally wanted to take a picture but my conscience said no......im hoping the photographer or someone got pictures of this chick with me....she was one fine chick (hispanic 8) )........and what sucked the most about it was the part that, the reception was held at country club and not a hotel.....if it was a hotel i would have gotten my freak on plenty of times that night.....o well will see if this chick gives me a call back...lol :D

Sounds like a good time, Bosco. Now imagine some leg-humpingly good fun with bisexuals at Turnmills.... :D

Bwahahaha Bosco X-D

i had an ace weekend - wicked visiting my grandparents, good food, nice and chilled - the pace of life slows right down in portland, saw my auntie and cousin. got a phone call on a quiet saturday night from a random dutch lass you might know (i think she's a chems fan maybe??) ;) :P and:



i got invited to go to ibiza on friday for 10 days with some of my family!! wahey!! no grey worthing for mips, itll be sun sea and sangria for me!! woo!!

*Green with envy*

mippio Escribi�:

i got invited to go to ibiza on friday for 10 days with some of my family!! wahey!! no grey worthing for mips, itll be sun sea and sangria for me!! woo!!

...and all the sex toys your little heart desires (if your auntie still owns the shop, that is!) X-D

And can you believe his auntie met Tom and Ed Once.





Hmz. I will stop thinking here.

8O Oh my!!!



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mippio Escribi�:

sangria

i dont know why but i love sangria

X-D



she is a graphic designer by trade, she does a lot of childrens books, but yeh she still has the shop. hehehe.



and yeh, she did meeet the chems once, but she didnt have the shop then, so less talk of tom n ed dildo's!! hey, maybe that could be their new promo tool for the next album - tom n ed vibo's. haha. wrong. X-D



25c in ibiza at the mo!! woo!

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Bwaaaaaahahahahaa!! Block Rockin Dildos!



That's cool your auntie met Tom and Ed, under different circumstances.



Would've made a fantastic story, could be a real ice breaker at... oh, I don't know, the next forum meetup. X-D



So Tom and Ed staggered into a sex shop... sounds like the beginning of a joke that could go horribly wrong.



It's all good, I dig those shops. :-//

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