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#1 Jeanie   User is offline

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Posted 11 August 2006 - 4:21 PM

So , after the discussion we have in " The Meaning Of Music " i set up a new project.





BAFUM





Bond Against Fucked Up Music



And you can all join , my children!



Basicly , pick a song that you absolutely hate , and tell us why!



I'll start.







Mariah Carey - It's Like That.



Man i cannot even start explaing how much this songs annoyes me.

First of all , she has a good voice. Not my style , but good. But she decided to become a Porn Actrice and to start MOANING instead of singing.

Second , i think it just sounds crap.

Third , wtf is this lyrics :

It's like that y'all (that y'all)

That y'all (that y'all)

It's like that tha tha that

A like that y'all (that y'all)

It's like that y'all (that y'all)

That y'all (that y'all)

It's like that tha tha that

A like that y'all (that y'all)(oh)



And her album title : The Emancipation Of Mimi.



I rest my case.



This song gets the BAFUM stamp.

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Posted 11 August 2006 - 4:40 PM

HOW ABOUT PARIS HILTON'S NEW CRAP PIECE OF MUSIC.....she ripped off and old UB40 track! BITCH!!
its a little early but thanks anyway

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Posted 11 August 2006 - 5:13 PM

The Magic Numbers



Bunch of talentless overweight nobodies who need to have a good listen to future music instead of barfing out these crappy irrelevant 60's & 70's inspired songs we've heard a thousand times before. Fat gits need a diet, not a guitar and a microphone.

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Posted 11 August 2006 - 11:28 PM

Slipvin, don't be a dick. Come on man, what's up with you? You used to be funny and cool and now you sound bitter and old. That's my job, dammit. Lighten up, smoke a phattie for me and chill the fuck out.
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Posted 11 August 2006 - 11:34 PM

Slipvin Escribi�:

The Magic Numbers



Bunch of talentless overweight nobodies who need to have a good listen to future music instead of barfing out these crappy irrelevant 60's & 70's inspired songs we've heard a thousand times before. Fat gits need a diet, not a guitar and a microphone.




I'm sure you're just jealous :) Go eat something, you'll feel better

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Posted 11 August 2006 - 11:36 PM

yeah Slipvin, go get laid!





but i must agree, im not a very big Magic Numbers Fan myself

View Posttom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:

This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 12:06 AM

There is nothing wrong with not being a big Magic Numbers fan Bosco. I love them but i'm sure there is many people here who love something i think is crap.



As for Slipvins comments....was he ever funny ? Not in my opinion.

I just try to ignore ever word he types.

Sorry people of this comes accros rude , but hey , i'm not always nice either

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 12:14 AM

whirlygirl Escribi�:

Slipvin, don't be a dick. Come on man, what's up with you? You used to be funny and cool and now you sound bitter and old. That's my job, dammit. Lighten up, smoke a phattie for me and chill the fuck out.




At the moment I am bitter and feeling very old indeed.

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 12:23 AM

Slipvin Escribi�:

whirlygirl Escribi�:

Slipvin, don't be a dick. Come on man, what's up with you? You used to be funny and cool and now you sound bitter and old. That's my job, dammit. Lighten up, smoke a phattie for me and chill the fuck out.




At the moment I am bitter and feeling very old indeed.




Same here... Welcome to the club!!!



Jeanie, I promise I will come up with some songs to add to the list. I just have to get back to work since my lunch break is now over.
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Posted 12 August 2006 - 12:26 AM

Good ;)



And we all feel pissed off sometimes. I dont feel old thought because , well , i'm 21 ;-) But if I feel pissed off i listen to RATM or something. I'm not gonna spread negativity on the board.

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 12:48 AM

Eminem... he's so full of hate and has nothing good to offer to the world

View Posttom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:

This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 12:53 AM

o yeah, i gotta pick a song forgot ....



Eminem- Without Me



egomaniac 4 shooow

View Posttom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:

This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 1:08 AM

Black Eyed Peas - My Humps



Putrid and of no redeeming value whatsoever.





Hoobastank - The Reason (trance bootleg mix)



This literally brought a sad tear to my eye.

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 1:40 AM

Darkstarexodus Escribi�:

Black Eyed Peas - My Humps



Putrid and of no redeeming value whatsoever.


Untrue!

It's quite easy to laugh at.

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 1:42 AM

TheFlamingDead_ Escribi�:

Darkstarexodus Escribi�:

Black Eyed Peas - My Humps



Putrid and of no redeeming value whatsoever.


Untrue!

It's quite easy to laugh at.




NO! NO REDEEMING VALUE!



X-D

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 1:53 AM

John Cougar Mellencamp's 'Jack and Diane'



I've hated this song since 19fucking82, I've hated this goddamn song since I was 9 years old... it's literally made me sick to my stomach for more than 2/3s of my entire life.



If I could, I would go back in time and strangle John 'Cougar' Mellencamp in his crib so this song would never have existed.



That's really the only song I really, really despise. I try very hard not to expose myself to music I don't like, or even to music I might not like, so there's really nothing more recent than that.

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 2:43 AM

Most recent:



Pussycat Dolls: Dont' Cha

If I knew what it felt like to have someone puke in my ears, this song would be it.



Anything by Evanescence.

Stop shrieking for chrissakes!



Jewel - Who Will Save My Soul

No one. Now shut up.



Journey - Don't Stop Believing

It's old, and it sucked then as much as it sucks now. I've hated this as long as stash has hated Jack and Diane



Lionel Richie - Dancing on the Ceiling

Horrible, horrible horrible thing that spawned the birth of adult contemporary.



Gwen Stefani - Hollerback Girl

*burp* Huh? Did someone say something?



Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy

mippio, I am still waiting for this mash-up with Kelis' Milkshake. That is the only way to make it tolerable.



Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy

If you never heard this before, consider yourself lucky. If you have, I bet it's stuck in your head now, isn't it? muahaha Tis a shame because Bobby McFerrin is a genius.



Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On

Why? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???



This list could go on and on and on.
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Posted 12 August 2006 - 2:52 AM

Oh crap, I just thought of another.



Snow - Informer

Licky boom boom whaaaaa?
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Posted 12 August 2006 - 2:54 AM

Recently I've been to a club with a crappy DJ. That was the first time I ever wanted to blast $4000 turntables with a huge hammer...



Anyway the crappy tracks the DJ played included :



Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha (the worst part is that it was a remix by the DJ )



Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

makes me want to slap Anastasia's sister in the face with a strout



Magic System

a french zouk band... Hearing their voices gives me acne...



Eric Prydz - Call on me

heeeeeeeeee call on me... heeeeeeeeeeee call on me... heeeeeeeeeee call on... SHUT THE HELL UP !



Usher -Yeah Yeah (?)

again, there's a "worst part" : the DJ mixed it with Eye of the Tiger X-D

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 2:59 AM

oh yeah, and anything by 50 Cent :



I can't stand his face, I can't stand his way of "singing" which is pretty much like mumbling with a potatoe in the mouth, I can't stand his videos with big cars, hot girls shaking their asses and all this bling bling. Why the hell did he survive when he was shot ?

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