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#2701 Foxboy   User is offline

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 2:42 AM

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grey, wet n rubbish here




Just like an 80years old pussy... Ok ok, I won't say any other thing like that EVER }:-@




Dirty dirty frenchmen X-D

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 4:59 AM

hahaahahahaha

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 5:11 AM

Hi,

Stalker Part 3.

So remember i told you guys about Paul , the Australian guy who bomb my inbox with hundreds of emails , than send me a "i'm so sorry , you are so gorgues and nice person" email ? Now he came on messenger - different email adres. Thought i might be an old friend , so i accepted him. I asked him who he was and he ignores me and start talking bout blabla , and i KNEW it was Paul again. I asked again : Who is this ? or is it the most desperate boy in the world again " than he said " it's paul" and i blocked him immediatly. 2 minutes later i had 8 new emails :









You are a bitch because you dont care about anyone else?s feelings, you are mean, rude, disrespectful and you are soo in love with yourself. You think you are amazing but you are really an evil little bitch. I hope that you burn in hell and I believe in something called karma which your limited intelligence probably hasnt heard of so I know that you will get back all the mean behaviour and rudeness and hurt that you give out. I pity any guy that goes out with you very much, you are ugly, you are mean and a horrible stupid bitch. I have a uni degree, what do you have? zero. I have won things all my life in sport and many areas, what do you have? nothing. You are a mean and stupid bitch and you are the biggest loser ever. You are a shit-face bitch and I hope you burn in hell, goodbye bitch





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Hi,

God you are a bitch, you are the biggest stupid bitch I have ever talked to. You are not only a bitch you are mean too, you are a really mean, stupid, ugly little bitch who thinks she is so wonderful, you are sooo in love with yourself, you think you are so amazing don't you jeanie, well you are a stupid, ugly, mean little shit face bitch and I hope and pray that one day you will burn in hell where you belong, have a great night you little shit face bitch, you disgust me, you are nothing, you are shit on the bottom of my shoe, where is your bf? don't have one I am sure, who would go out with you little mean bitch, bye!





I dont know whats up with guys lately, but why do i get this shit from desperate losers. Honestly people , this is not normal :-|



But i will block his IP's now from my email.



This is not fucking normal :-| This guy is ill !! And if my evening couldnt be worse , i discovered we have mouses in this appartement NEXT TO MY FUCKING BED.



ARGHHHHH!!!

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 6:15 AM

Awww, Jeanie! :(



Good grief this 'Paul' dude is psycho. He's mentally deranged. I just love how he assumes things about your love life when it's so blatantly obvious that his very own existance is so empty that he has to stalk people on the internet. And the bit he says about karma. Please Paul, you're killing me with your humor...



That sucks about the mouse situation. The best thing you can do is set traps and hope you and your roommate aren't too squeamish when you go to clear them out!
be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 6:45 AM

Hey Jeanie you should start talking to this nutter find out he's address then if he's from melbourne I'll track him down and open a can of woop arse on him for ya!
its a little early but thanks anyway

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 8:53 AM

set your email so it displays the full header, all the info, and send it to me. It'll have his IP, and Neotrace can give us his address.... then the fun begins }:-)



every desperate gay aussie on adult friend finder will be queuing up at his door.

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 9:25 AM

Ugh. Why won't he give up? My sympathies, Jeanie. (And peanut butter works for attracting mice to traps.)







Tonight was a going away for one of my best friends, who's heading down to Mexico for 6 weeks to visit his wife (who is currently down there visiting her family, as she is a Mexican). So, that means cheap beer and late-night university trespassing. Always a good time. Beer, nicotine, and MaccyD's: staples of a good night. :D



Think I'll follow with chimichangas and a later-night movie and a couple triples and, if I can find some, a couple Robaxacet to liven things up.



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Posted 13 February 2006 - 2:23 PM

I have won things all my life in sport and many areas




Hm, he must be true, there's only a retired sportsman to have so many time to bother people and to be so poor-brained :D



}:-) Buuuuurn intoo heeeeel }:-)

haha this is so funny

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 5:45 PM

what u need to do is combine the 2 jeanie - mice and stalkers.



first of all catch the mice in the traps so they die.



then, get 'pauls' address off him, say u want to enter into a wrtten conversation as its far more romantic and since he cares so much youve obviuosly got him all wrong.



then, take the mice (3 or 4 if poss) and chop their heads off (u may want to get someone else to do this)



put mices heads into envelope, and send him a letter along the lines of (best dutch accent in the style of martin jol) 'shee thish here paul, thish ish what happnes to you, your faaaamly, your familysh friendsh, and your familysh freindsh neighboursh if u dont quit hasshlin me - dont become my next moushe'



hopefully he will then stop ;)



.......................



im really ill today, got sent home from work. drank lemsip and went to bed and had a horrible nightmare. bloody psychedelic medicine. bah. :'(

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 7:33 PM

mippio Escribi�:

what u need to do is combine the 2 jeanie - mice and stalkers.



first of all catch the mice in the traps so they die.



then, get 'pauls' address off him, say u want to enter into a wrtten conversation as its far more romantic and since he cares so much youve obviuosly got him all wrong.



then, take the mice (3 or 4 if poss) and chop their heads off (u may want to get someone else to do this)



put mices heads into envelope, and send him a letter along the lines of (best dutch accent in the style of martin jol) 'shee thish here paul, thish ish what happnes to you, your faaaamly, your familysh friendsh, and your familysh freindsh neighboursh if u dont quit hasshlin me - dont become my next moushe'



hopefully he will then stop ;)







Or..he may serve the mice heads with cheaps and a mild seasoning.
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Posted 13 February 2006 - 7:34 PM

*chips



also, I hate mentals. Never get into a fight with one, you wont win. They have this extra mental power.
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Posted 13 February 2006 - 8:33 PM

iguanapunk Escribi�:

mippio Escribi�:

what u need to do is combine the 2 jeanie - mice and stalkers.



first of all catch the mice in the traps so they die.



then, get 'pauls' address off him, say u want to enter into a wrtten conversation as its far more romantic and since he cares so much youve obviuosly got him all wrong.



then, take the mice (3 or 4 if poss) and chop their heads off (u may want to get someone else to do this)



put mices heads into envelope, and send him a letter along the lines of (best dutch accent in the style of martin jol) 'shee thish here paul, thish ish what happnes to you, your faaaamly, your familysh friendsh, and your familysh freindsh neighboursh if u dont quit hasshlin me - dont become my next moushe'



hopefully he will then stop ;)







Or..he may serve the mice heads with cheaps and a mild seasoning.




X-D



perhaps with a boccoli side dish? i think brovcooli would compliment the mouse quite well.

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 8:59 PM

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*chips



also, I hate mentals. Never get into a fight with one, you wont win. They have this extra mental power.




Like Mewtwo ?

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 3:02 AM

Oh great. This guy's name is Paul and he's from Australia? He's giving guys named Paul from Australia a bad name! Tell him to move to New Zealand. :)

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 3:59 AM

Amon Tobin is going to do a DJ Set in Paris on the 11th of March :D And you know what ? It wil be a free live ! at the "Maison de la Radio" (the House of Radio). I'm so happy !!! I wonder if he will remember me (he smiled at me this summer at Scopitone festival).

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 5:35 AM

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Oh great. This guy's name is Paul and he's from Australia? He's giving guys named Paul from Australia a bad name! Tell him to move to New Zealand. :)




Oh I love it how everyone we hate we want to ship off to NZ!
its a little early but thanks anyway

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 5:54 AM

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im really ill today, got sent home from work. drank lemsip and went to bed and had a horrible nightmare. bloody psychedelic medicine. bah. :'(




Something weird going on in the water.



I got sent home from work today too. I slept from 9:30am to 7pm, and I was having strange dreams, though they weren't horrible, just iind of surreal. But that might have something to do from all the Robitussin I drank last night that's obviously still in my bloodstream.
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Posted 14 February 2006 - 5:56 AM

Yeah, Robo-dosing will do that ....... I don't remember dreaming: 5 times the recommended dose of Naproxen + booze will do that. :D

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 5:57 AM

I usually have the strangest most vivid dreams when I robodose, but today the dreams were a lot more abstract.
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Posted 14 February 2006 - 7:27 PM

still ill.



feels like im sat somewher tropical, when in fact worthing is anything but.



for some reason had a massive craving for a KFC tower burger earlier. big mistake. like chewing cardboard and inflated my delictae stomach to that of a small cow. bugger.



i blame the fever.





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