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#1 griffin   User is offline

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Posted 28 November 2004 - 8:53 PM

... Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.



Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".

The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as ! "a relationship."



In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.



Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' and the women administering it.....there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

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Posted 28 November 2004 - 8:57 PM

made my day :D Friends don't let Friends get 'Beer'.

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Posted 28 November 2004 - 11:18 PM

excellent X-D



should send this to some girls, as well
love is all.

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Posted 29 November 2004 - 2:24 AM

ol' news man. I should have done this girl, but some cunt came along and fucked up my plans! always the way. Funny thing is, we were talking before about how cunts come along and steal the nice women! XUNT!
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Posted 29 November 2004 - 3:20 AM

iguanapunk Escribi�:

ol' news man. I should have done this girl, but some cunt came along and fucked up my plans! always the way. Funny thing is, we were talking before about how cunts come along and steal the nice women! XUNT!




don't mind him, it's Sunday night and he's "piissed" :P
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#6 BoywiththeGoldenEyes   User is offline

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Posted 29 November 2004 - 9:23 AM

piissed X-D X-D X-D
love is all.

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Posted 29 November 2004 - 10:52 AM

:-// fuck sake! What we need is a drunk twat locking system feature on forums so people like me don't write crap, more than usual.
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Posted 29 November 2004 - 2:03 PM

But how will the forum determine if someone is pissed or not?

*thinks of witty answers* :)

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Posted 29 November 2004 - 2:23 PM

I'm think more in the future, when we stick plugs in the back of our heads and communicate on forums with our minds. It can detect you state of mind.



For the time being, a type of post verification system where it looks for overly bad spelling i.e. 'piised' obviously the hand of a slow drunkard.
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 5:40 AM

Man..Iguanapunk is pissed all the time X-D ;-)

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Posted 30 November 2004 - 9:28 AM

will u behave dan X-D ;-)
love is all.

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Posted 30 November 2004 - 9:50 AM

dan_069 Escribi�:

Man..Iguanapunk is pissed all the time X-D ;-)




well my dad thinks i'm an alcoholic, not the best title. It was just all from a misunderstanding with a whiskey bottle in my college bag and also when he'd call my house, i'd always be asleep with a hangover, oh and his work mates would always see me in the pub. I'm just unlucky.
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 6:42 PM

Just a series of unfortunate events.

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Posted 30 November 2004 - 9:01 PM

:D



i've been caught by the police last week with an half-emptied bottle of wine with me... while i was drivin in my car. they stopped me, saw the bottle and -> :o :o :o :x }:-) }:-) }:-@ X-D }:-) }:-@ :o :x :x :P :P :o X-D :'( }:-) }:-@ :x

*ehm*

i tried to tell them that it was not me who emptied that bottle but they did not believe me. i had to do an alcohol test and when result was 0,0 they thought there fuckin machine was broken and wanted to take me to hospital. i told them to fuck off as they don't have permission to do that. there was another long -> :x 8O }:-) }:-@ }:-@ :o :o :o 8O :x X-D :o 8) :x :x :P :P }:-@ 8O 8O 8O :o :'( :x :x :P 8O, then they just noticed my car number and let me go.



what will happen next?
love is all.

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Posted 30 November 2004 - 9:09 PM

..you will end up in prison and will be someones bitch.
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 9:11 PM

but i've done nothing!



as well, the devil and all of my other friends will help me to get away from the police ;-)
love is all.

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Posted 01 December 2004 - 11:25 AM

Depends... if he's 7'2", then maybe he will have his own bitch. ;-)

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Posted 01 December 2004 - 9:31 PM

nah, just 6'7" ;-)
love is all.

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Posted 02 December 2004 - 7:56 AM

Of course, I encounter this thread as I have a pint of Guiness (draught in a can, unfortunately) mostly empty in front of me and I have to work in less than 7 hours...... morning comes too fast.....

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Posted 02 December 2004 - 9:08 AM

Darkstarexodus Escribi�:

Of course, I encounter this thread as I have a pint of Guiness (draught in a can, unfortunately) mostly empty in front of me and I have to work in less than 7 hours...... morning comes too fast.....






you should go to bed, then, mate :)
love is all.

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