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#1121 whirlygirl   User is offline

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 11:20 PM

No, I have not ban abilities. We all must put up with the abuse until the offender's posts are either deleted or, err... altered (but they have to be really deserving of such wrath for that to happen. Not noticing certain parts of Thriller is a hair away from diqualification of said wrath) ;)
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Posted 14 October 2006 - 5:00 AM

whirlygirl Escribi�:

No, I have not ban abilities. We all must put up with the abuse until the offender's posts are either deleted or, err... altered (but they have to be really deserving of such wrath for that to happen. Not noticing certain parts of Thriller is a hair away from diqualification of said wrath) ;)




Actually, I've never heard thriller at all excpet for a part in some movie. You see, I've grow up with "child molester" Michael all my seeing as I'm only 18. Basically, he scares me just a little and I've never gotten around to listening to him :?
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Posted 14 October 2006 - 5:08 AM

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whirlygirl Escribi�:

No, I have not ban abilities. We all must put up with the abuse until the offender's posts are either deleted or, err... altered (but they have to be really deserving of such wrath for that to happen. Not noticing certain parts of Thriller is a hair away from diqualification of said wrath) ;)




Actually, I've never heard thriller at all excpet for a part in some movie. You see, I've grow up with "child molester" Michael all my seeing as I'm only 18. Basically, he scares me just a little and I've never gotten around to listening to him :?




That�s not an excuse. :P

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Posted 14 October 2006 - 8:52 PM

TEH watcher Escribi�:

whirlygirl Escribi�:

No, I have not ban abilities. We all must put up with the abuse until the offender's posts are either deleted or, err... altered (but they have to be really deserving of such wrath for that to happen. Not noticing certain parts of Thriller is a hair away from diqualification of said wrath) ;)




Actually, I've never heard thriller at all excpet for a part in some movie. You see, I've grow up with "child molester" Michael all my seeing as I'm only 18. Basically, he scares me just a little and I've never gotten around to listening to him :?




Some people he's never been convicted of child molestation, you and everyone else is a media whore who licks the balls of the recycled paper it's printed on. His music is exceptional, have some respect boi!
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Posted 15 October 2006 - 7:54 AM

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whirlygirl Escribi�:

No, I have not ban abilities. We all must put up with the abuse until the offender's posts are either deleted or, err... altered (but they have to be really deserving of such wrath for that to happen. Not noticing certain parts of Thriller is a hair away from diqualification of said wrath) ;)




Actually, I've never heard thriller at all excpet for a part in some movie. You see, I've grow up with "child molester" Michael all my seeing as I'm only 18. Basically, he scares me just a little and I've never gotten around to listening to him :?




Some people he's never been convicted of child molestation, you and everyone else is a media whore who licks the balls of the recycled paper it's printed on. His music is exceptional, have some respect boi!




Lol, I got respek! As I said, hes just one of the ones I've never gotten around to... however, Cornershop. Me likes.



And now for something completely trippy:http://www.eigelb.at...a/DelayedTrace/
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Posted 15 October 2006 - 12:32 PM

Nothing beats 'beat it'.

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 8:29 AM

http://www.youtube.c...related&search=



8-bit - Drunk (music video, Clockwork Orange spoof)



X-D

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This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 9:09 PM


be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle

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Posted 26 October 2006 - 7:36 AM

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he truly is the sexiest guy ever....coachella 2007??? X-D



btw a few months ago i was in a borders book store and was filing through the limited "electronic/dance" cd section, and low and behold ....I couldnt believe it. X-D

View Posttom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:

This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.

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Posted 26 October 2006 - 1:08 PM

What this about then?
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Posted 26 October 2006 - 11:31 PM

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What this about then?




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View Posttom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:

This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.

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Posted 26 October 2006 - 11:34 PM

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What this about then?




You need to check out his You Touch My Tra La La video... I'm sure it's flittering about YouTube. He's so greasy, and his mustache is too much.



The music is so cheesy you'll feel like American cheese inside.



On the outside you'll despise it, but on the inside you can't help but love it (not that you love processed cheese, I'm just sayin')
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Posted 27 October 2006 - 3:43 AM

^^ nuh uh. No sir... That's just... I feel bad for laughing.



I wonder if that's real? I just went searching on snopes.com and couldn't find anything on it.
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Posted 27 October 2006 - 5:25 PM

Saw this the other day. I remember watching a news report in the pub once and an e-fit was shown. They then interviewed one of the witnesses who looked exactly like the e-fit! Oh we laughed X-D
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Posted 27 October 2006 - 7:12 PM

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haha, I saw the episode yesterday :D

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Posted 27 October 2006 - 7:19 PM

my son has a stuffed stingray, almost life size. A bush hat and a safety pin and I have a costume.

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Posted 27 October 2006 - 7:21 PM

Haha, trick or treat!

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Posted 27 October 2006 - 9:30 PM

Dog Vs Cat Diary







As seen in a dog's diary :



7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favourite!



8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!



9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite!



Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favourite!



2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favourite!



3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite!



4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favourite!



6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favourite!



7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favourite!



8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!



9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favourite!











As seen in a cat's diary:



Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with

bizarre little dangling objects.



They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The

only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction that I get from clawing their furniture.



Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant.



Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs.



In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair. I must remember to try

this on their bed.



Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in

their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little catI was. Hmmm, that did not work according to plan ..



There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in

solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell

the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies." I must learn what this is and how I may use it to my advantage.



I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.



The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with

them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I have patience, I can wait, it is only a matter of time.

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