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#161 Jeanie   User is offline

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Posted 13 November 2005 - 2:08 PM

Hahaha Whirly (((HUGS)))



Yeah i have a small headacke now X-D



And ehm Iggy, yeah i dont really know X-D Just looking without turning your head away , see who wins X-D

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Posted 13 November 2005 - 2:53 PM

Jeanie Escribi�:



And ehm Iggy, yeah i dont really know X-D Just looking without turning your head away , see who wins X-D




Staring him out? :? Yeah if I did that to a girl she'd press the security button.
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Posted 13 November 2005 - 3:45 PM

whirlygirl Escribi�:

he. he. he.



I feel so happy and good right now. }:-)




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I'm jealous.

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 4:03 AM

Haha, I just remembered something kinda funny... well, maybe



So, I was really (haha) interested in French class one day and zoned out to the background of the guy in front my desk's back. By the time I came back, he was lying on his desk and I was just dead staring at this girl across the room. ^_^. Oh man, it cracks me up now, but at the time...
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Posted 14 November 2005 - 1:03 PM

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Men have it so much easier that the women when it comes to emergency urinating in the great outdoors/gigs/alley ways!



About 10 years ago, stash and I took this spur of the moment road trip with his sister, our friend Todd, and this wandering Canadian guy who was living on our roof (long story) and who always carried a bottle of ritalin around. In the middle of the night we drove to the desert, then cut across through the Palomar mountains taking twisting side roads and getting lost on these lonely pitch black and barely paved streets. I had to pee so bad and we were basically in the middle nowhere. It was uncontroallbly agonizing. Don't know if any of you have ever taken ritalin for fun, but it's basically legal speed and it makes you have to pee so bad. Anyway. Finally, I could stand it no more. It was getting hard to drive with a bladder that was about to erupt. It was a good thing stash and the Canadian guy had to pee, so I pulled off to the side of the road.



stash and the Canadian go find seperate bushes to pee in, but I barely made it out the car and to the side of teh road before I involuntarily, in a panic, hiked my skirt up and pulled my panties pulled down. I squatted, my bare bottom hovering a few inches above the pavement, the cool mountain breeze hitting it. I just let loose. I didn't hear the splash of pee hitting the ground so I thought "shit, I just peed in my underwear!" So I adjusted and wiggled again in squat position. It was awful, because when you have to go that bad and you finally do, it's not like you can easily cut off the urine flow. It was a struggle. I asked stash to hand me a napkin since I usually stash napkins in the glove box, but there were none to be had. So I had to sit there wiggling, my bare white ass in the moonlight on the side of the road, while I could drip dry. stash heard something crawling about in the bushes and freaked out and ordered me into the car. I had images of whatever it was coming up and biting my pale bare bottom as I desperately tried to drip dry on the side of the road. What a friggin nightmare.



I did piss in my underwear. }:-@



Sometimes it's sucks being a girl.




When is was reading this, i needed to pee as well! Haha. Oh well the masculine physique in such cases is much better desinged as long as you don't have headwind or abuse it to draw some nice pics into the snow, haha. . .
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Posted 14 November 2005 - 5:59 PM

hahaha! excellent stories, glad to see many people have had pee 'issues'



my confession for today - i am giving my a guitar lesson for money in 1 hour 3 mins and ive done no prep for it :-//



hope he wants to learn come as you are by nirvana!

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 6:11 PM

Your giving who a lesson? if its a fam member do it for free :P

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 6:15 PM

the son of someone at work, and nah man i need the $$$ ! but im very cheap, only �10 an hour :P

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 6:16 PM

:-| 10er an hour.. fuck the kid could go learn it himself like most people do these days..



I couldnt do that, id feel quilty as hell afterwards.. but anyway, if your ruthless enough to do it, might aswell

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 6:18 PM

nah bollox mate, most guitar teachers charge like �18 to �20 per hour.



i will teach him well, and he will be happy.

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 6:19 PM

awh right, over here cheap enuf.. if i ever wanted teaching id ask my dad.. he plays guitar.. and Bass :)

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 6:19 PM

8)



mchebne sold his bass guitar :( i miss it a lot.

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 6:22 PM

actually, i dont even know if he's coming today hahaha, i only confirmed by email this morning, because im a bit forgetfull sometimes :-// oh well, if i get a knock on the door at 6.00 ill know who it is! :P

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 6:35 PM

I learned it myself and see what came from it.



I suck hahahaha X-D

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 6:42 PM

I got a guitar some months ago. Is an old one together with such an old instruction of how to play properly. But i'm a fuckin' idiot and can't play any chord on it cause it's a bit tricky to learn it by yourself i think. Piano is a lot easier . . .
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Posted 14 November 2005 - 7:03 PM

skrew guitar!!! get a synthesizer. X-D

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 10:29 PM

hm dunno, i think to play on the analog way is something different, sometimes better if want to be creative. That's why i'm looking for some nice midi keyboard in order to make melodies much more easier to build up rather than typing in every single note into the piano roll or step sequencer... it's harder coz you need to put on/off everything... just my opinion...



And isn't it cool sitting in front of a campfire with some nice girls around that looking at you like with glint in their eyes?! But as i said, i unfortunately get bloody fingers when trying . . .
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 2:20 AM

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skrew guitar!!! get a synthesizer. X-D




Yeah, tweaking knobs is a lot of fun.... plus if you show the ladyfriends how adept you are at tuning frequencies and tweaking small knobs, you'll often get a chance to try out her hardware...... if you know what I'm saying, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more....... X-D

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 4:26 PM

haha yeah pushing buttons is fun!!! the buttons darkstar is talking about.

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 6:37 PM

yeah, he means this http://www.vulvavelv...he-clitoris.jpg

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