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#164
Posted 14 November 2005 - 4:03 AM
Haha, I just remembered something kinda funny... well, maybe
So, I was really (haha) interested in French class one day and zoned out to the background of the guy in front my desk's back. By the time I came back, he was lying on his desk and I was just dead staring at this girl across the room. ^_^. Oh man, it cracks me up now, but at the time...
So, I was really (haha) interested in French class one day and zoned out to the background of the guy in front my desk's back. By the time I came back, he was lying on his desk and I was just dead staring at this girl across the room. ^_^. Oh man, it cracks me up now, but at the time...
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#165
Posted 14 November 2005 - 1:03 PM
whirlygirl Escribi�:
Men have it so much easier that the women when it comes to emergency urinating in the great outdoors/gigs/alley ways!
About 10 years ago, stash and I took this spur of the moment road trip with his sister, our friend Todd, and this wandering Canadian guy who was living on our roof (long story) and who always carried a bottle of ritalin around. In the middle of the night we drove to the desert, then cut across through the Palomar mountains taking twisting side roads and getting lost on these lonely pitch black and barely paved streets. I had to pee so bad and we were basically in the middle nowhere. It was uncontroallbly agonizing. Don't know if any of you have ever taken ritalin for fun, but it's basically legal speed and it makes you have to pee so bad. Anyway. Finally, I could stand it no more. It was getting hard to drive with a bladder that was about to erupt. It was a good thing stash and the Canadian guy had to pee, so I pulled off to the side of the road.
stash and the Canadian go find seperate bushes to pee in, but I barely made it out the car and to the side of teh road before I involuntarily, in a panic, hiked my skirt up and pulled my panties pulled down. I squatted, my bare bottom hovering a few inches above the pavement, the cool mountain breeze hitting it. I just let loose. I didn't hear the splash of pee hitting the ground so I thought "shit, I just peed in my underwear!" So I adjusted and wiggled again in squat position. It was awful, because when you have to go that bad and you finally do, it's not like you can easily cut off the urine flow. It was a struggle. I asked stash to hand me a napkin since I usually stash napkins in the glove box, but there were none to be had. So I had to sit there wiggling, my bare white ass in the moonlight on the side of the road, while I could drip dry. stash heard something crawling about in the bushes and freaked out and ordered me into the car. I had images of whatever it was coming up and biting my pale bare bottom as I desperately tried to drip dry on the side of the road. What a friggin nightmare.
I did piss in my underwear. }:-@
Sometimes it's sucks being a girl.
When is was reading this, i needed to pee as well! Haha. Oh well the masculine physique in such cases is much better desinged as long as you don't have headwind or abuse it to draw some nice pics into the snow, haha. . .
E(argasm) = m(usic) x c(hemicals)²
#175
Posted 14 November 2005 - 6:42 PM
I got a guitar some months ago. Is an old one together with such an old instruction of how to play properly. But i'm a fuckin' idiot and can't play any chord on it cause it's a bit tricky to learn it by yourself i think. Piano is a lot easier . . .
E(argasm) = m(usic) x c(hemicals)²
#177
Posted 14 November 2005 - 10:29 PM
hm dunno, i think to play on the analog way is something different, sometimes better if want to be creative. That's why i'm looking for some nice midi keyboard in order to make melodies much more easier to build up rather than typing in every single note into the piano roll or step sequencer... it's harder coz you need to put on/off everything... just my opinion...
And isn't it cool sitting in front of a campfire with some nice girls around that looking at you like with glint in their eyes?! But as i said, i unfortunately get bloody fingers when trying . . .
And isn't it cool sitting in front of a campfire with some nice girls around that looking at you like with glint in their eyes?! But as i said, i unfortunately get bloody fingers when trying . . .
E(argasm) = m(usic) x c(hemicals)²
#178
Posted 15 November 2005 - 2:20 AM
chemicalreaction Escribi�:
skrew guitar!!! get a synthesizer. X-D
Yeah, tweaking knobs is a lot of fun.... plus if you show the ladyfriends how adept you are at tuning frequencies and tweaking small knobs, you'll often get a chance to try out her hardware...... if you know what I'm saying, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more....... X-D
#180 toomuchstash
Posted 15 November 2005 - 6:37 PM
yeah, he means this http://www.vulvavelv...he-clitoris.jpg