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I was at work today (supermarch�) and a blonde, nice looking woman came up to me and says "do you know where I could find some cock" :o
I say "Excuse me" with a huge grin on my face, about to unzip...when she corrects herself and says "cocktail sticks". I burst out laughing in her face!
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Posted 13 July 2004 - 9:42 PM
Nice one! Nothing hilarious has happened to me yet today :(
He put on a turn-down collar, a black bow, and wore his Sunday tail-coat. As such, he looked spruce, and what his clothes would not do, his instinct for making the most of his good looks would.
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Posted 20 January 2005 - 11:08 PM
iguanapunk Escribi�:
http://www.insomniaf...zp/asl1_001.jpg
grandfather! come back home! i will never make jokes about your size anymore, i promise!!!
love is all.
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Posted 21 January 2005 - 4:59 PM
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What a little shit! X-D
http://media.ebaumsw...eismychange.wmv
HAHAHAHA! "Give me my fucking change!" :D
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 10:47 PM
An obscure msn convo with my mate WTF X-D
Oli says:
you can't train a troop of monkeys to fight elephants
Toast, philidelphia, lettuce, peanut butter, turkey = BEST SANDWICH EVER! says:
can
Toast, philidelphia, lettuce, peanut butter, turkey = BEST SANDWICH EVER! says:
train them to use mice
Oli says:
hummm
Oli says:
do mice work>
Toast, philidelphia, lettuce, peanut butter, turkey = BEST SANDWICH EVER! says:
yes, they frighten elephants
Oli says:
you can't train a troop of monkeys to fight elephants
Toast, philidelphia, lettuce, peanut butter, turkey = BEST SANDWICH EVER! says:
can
Toast, philidelphia, lettuce, peanut butter, turkey = BEST SANDWICH EVER! says:
train them to use mice
Oli says:
hummm
Oli says:
do mice work>
Toast, philidelphia, lettuce, peanut butter, turkey = BEST SANDWICH EVER! says:
yes, they frighten elephants
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Posted 07 February 2005 - 12:09 AM
X-D I wish I could do an Arnie accent, cos i'd talk like that ALL the time :D
http://www.albinobla...flash/pizza.php
http://www.albinobla...flash/pizza.php
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Posted 11 February 2005 - 5:34 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Now that's just wrong.
I hope by 'used' they mean, "these were sitting on the market shelf for a while."
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Now that's just wrong.
I hope by 'used' they mean, "these were sitting on the market shelf for a while."
be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle
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Posted 11 February 2005 - 6:12 PM
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yes, lucy liu! i know you have a fascination for her but still she is not that good looking
Excuse me...what did you just say about my future wife :-| If I have to choose out of her and you, she will win everytime! don't let me have to make that decision.