Family Guy: Something Something Something Darkside

In theaters: November 24, 2009

20th Century Fox

Holy ship! The Family Guy empire strikes back with another hilarious parody of your favorite sci-fi saga! May the laughs be with you as (Chris) Skywalker joins forces with (Peter) Solo and Princess (Lois) Leia to battle (Stewie) Vader and his Imperial minions. A host of new characters comes along for the wild ride, including Mort Goldman as Lando Calrissian, Chris’s boss Carl as Yoda, and the Giant Chicken as the nefarious Boba Fett. It’s an outrageous, out-of-this-world experience you’ll “saber” for light-years to come!

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* Genre:Comedy, Family

* Director:Seth MacFarlane

* Cast:Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

http://www.apple.com...ethingdarkside/

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.

Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

Auctioner: She had nine STDs.

Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.

Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.

Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

Hahahahahaha!!!! WIN!

My 3rd favorite Quagmire quote.

My first--

Cleveland: Oh Peter, you look just like a pirate! You should get a peg leg.

Joe: You should get a hook!

Quagmire: And you should have sex with that crossing guard who looked young and then it turned out she was twelve! [pause] I mean, you should get an eyepatch!

[pause]

Joe: ...Eyepatch would be cool...

...didn't mean to wake ya...

Hooray!

Family Guy : It's a trap!

http://trailers.appl...ilyguyitsatrap/

"Clear some space for the third chapter of the funniest freakin' trilogy in the galaxy! Once again, the Family Guy alliance travels far, far beyond the beyond the boundaries of good taste to bring you an outrageous sci-fi spoof filled with hilarious humor, adequate animation and a happy ending (giggity). So get ready to experience the lighter side of the Dark side with Peter Solo, Chris Skywalker, Princess Lois, Stewie Vader... and some surprising new faces. May the laughs be with you!"

In theaters: December 21st, 2010