If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother.

Oh!

Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.

(Slams door. walks down corridor, opens next door.)

Hello, I want to... Ooooh!

No, no, no. Hold your head like this, then go Waaah. Try it again.

uuuwwhh!!

Better, Better, but Waah, Waah! Put your hand there.

No!

Now..

Waaaaah!!!

(Watching it on youtube while typing. Kinda funny)

Stop hitting me!!

This thread is great, we needed a monty python tag/conversation!

(you should post the link when we're done, so people won't be all WTF?)

Stop hitting you?

here, lemme just finish it off, I need to go have a smoke:

Terry Jones: What?

Michael Palin: Stop hitting me!!

Terry Jones: Stop hitting you?

Michael Palin: Yes!

Terry Jones: Why did you come in here then?

Michael Palin: I wanted to complain.

Terry Jones: Oh no, that's next door. It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.

Michael Palin: What a stupid concept.

Thank you all for sitting through our presentation of 'The Argument Sketch', from Monthy Pythons Flying Circus Episode 29, original airdate November 2, 1972.

Thank you, thank you... let's have a big round of applause for Csar! Thank you.

(I will, extended version?)

http://www.youtube.c...related&search=

fuck, all that and only 160 posts... 4040 more to go.

Actually, that's almost exactly how I got those posts... you could take pieces of this sketch and insert them into almost any arguement I've ever had (or anyones ever had) on the interweb, and you couldn't tell the difference.

The weirdest thing isn't the one that you've only gained 160 post. It's much more strange that a 5 minutes sketch can take 2 hours of writing (with gaps of course).