so yesterday me and my friends were in the festival campsite chatting etc around our tents and up comes this guy kinda staggering towards our circle of chairs. he suddenly asks me to punch him in the face,i turn around and saw what do you want. he then asks again for me to punch him in the face. at this point i ask why do you want to be punched in the face he responds i want to get a black eye so my girlfriend will feel sad and have pity sex with me. we start laughing at this and after a few minutes he keeps on harassing us to hit him in the eye.i tell him if he wants a black eye so much do it yourself. so after about ten minutes of him annoying us we tell him to go away. So as we are telling him to move a guy walks pass and hears the guys request and offers the services of his fist. we tell the guy not to punch him but against our advice he punches the guy in eye.
the guy falls to the ground and after a minute he stumbles up and demands to be punched again as the first punch wasn't strong enough. so after another few minutes of the guy asking to be punched again he gets another punch to the face and this one cuts his eyelid. after he recovers a bit he walks over to another group of people and starts asking them to punch him. these guys decide to mess with him and one of them starts to relive himself over the guy,we ask the guys to stop but as they outnumber us two to one there is no much we can do. they continue to piss on this guy for the next few minutes until the guy finally sees some sense and walks away.
what a festival!