I have a hotel near Euston booked for the nights of 08 and 09 Sept. The room holds up to 3 people. One double bed and a sofa bed. I am offering the room (sharing with me, sorry.) for free and if needed can sort you out a cheap rail ticket from Manchester (approx. £15). However, there is a catch! I don't have a ticket for the gig. So basically, this is open to anyone with a spare ticket who is willing to let me have it and doesn't mind sharing a room with me. I don't bite (unless you ask me to) honest!

Nant

are you a boy or girl?

do you put out on the first date?

do you have a problem with mount etna-esque farts?

(just to let you know im a boy and im completely shaved - all over)

:lol:

mippio,

i'm a boy too.

i wud put out on the first date for a ticket to the gig.

i can fart with the best of them.

i only shave my face!

i'm straight too. but for a chem bros ticket...who knows.

nant

/posting in a legendary thread

Oh nant, i don't think anything can beat Mippio's farts mate.

Mount etna-esque he says, i say 7.8 on the richter scale with wind speeds up to an F5.

mips,

i dont have a ticket for the gig or a free hotel room to offer.....but you wanna come over for a shaving party anyway?!!

xxx

This thread is makin' me randy.

(except for the farting!)

I've got a set of identical twin friends who seriously must have something wrong with their diets. Thankfully I don't usually see them at the same time, but those guys let loose with the rankest vile things ever. Usually in a tiny private karaoke booth. Ugh.

Oh, good luck with the ticket hunt, Nant. Good idea to offer free room.

I have this clip of my brother who farts on one of our cats. I'm fucking serious. I will put it up on youtube :lol:

lets rename this " The fart topic "

Hahahaha good god.

seems like a lot of fart obsessed peeps on here. Jeanie, be sure that the cat will exact his/her revenge on your brother. It's probably waiting for the day he falls asleep on his back with his mouth wide open...

Cat feces can give you toxoplasmosis! I learned that from Trainspotting (and then really did learn in in my Microbial Disease class this year). Your brother better watch out!!!!!!

Or you can get pinkeye from a fart, like in 'Knocked Up'.