like at electric picnic when a acquaintance of mine who was camping with me and my friends at the festival got so fucked that he went to the toilet in his tent and then fell asleep in the said tent and woke up a few hours later with his excrement all over his face and was the running joke of the festival. he had a shite weekend :)

bwahahhaha, dude, that's one that you'll make sure HE never fricken forgets!

about 6 months ago, we were at the "Alors les filles on fête noël" party with Ed Bangers and Institubes, anyway, a friend was completely drunk. We have a pic of him during the party, knelt in front of a girl he barely knew, asking her to marry him or something. The next thing he knows is that he woke up in Balard (an hospital nearly out of Paris, the club was in the center of Paris) with cigars in his hand, and without his phone he got 2 days before.

This kinda remind me the "pineapple incident" in "How I met your mother" :lol:

camping great isn't it!

one time i went on a camping trip to cornwall with a bunch of mates. i woke up one moring in my tent and decided the best way to start the day was to skin up and smoke a joint. so i'm lying on my front preparing the spiff. as i pick up the rizzla to lick the gum and roll i notice something orange and had been digging into my elbow. i rolled over to investigate what this object was. i was very shocked to see a dead seagull lying next to me!! the orange beak had been digging into my arm. i jumped out my tent just saying over and over again 'theres a dead seagull in my tent', my mates are thinking i have totally lost the plot. still its great to pull a bird back to your pad when your on holiday.

another unforgetable memory was waking up in hospital after a 3 day bender with virtually no sleep and some what chemically imbalanced. you dont know how scary it is waking up in a hospital bed having your blood pressure checked. i started cheking every limb in my body to check its all intact. you cant imagine how embarissing it is when the doctor asks you 'do you remeber falling asleep in the road?'

Never try cycling home after many hours drinking in a city that has tramlines... Woke up the next day, bad hangover, black and blue and in pain from the many times I crashed (there must be some sort of magnet that attracts drunken cyclists) with the bike beside me in bed. A seagull seems a much more attractive proposition!

As for the embarrassment about remembering falling asleep in the road - try getting asked by the guys that you work with if you remember falling asleep with your head in a plant pot. And then getting shown the video, with full volume snoring.

Ah ! Talking about videos, I have one where I'm throwing up in a mate's bathroom. The first image of the video is : I'm bent and there's a stream going from my mouth to the toilets :D

Memories I'll never forget... hmmm. Not sure where to begin with that one. I pretty much have a story based on a memory for anything and everything! I also have one of those memories that's both a blessing and a curse (just ask my husband). haha.

Too many to even know where to start. Someone tagged Buzzed Posting "Darkstar's Thread" for a reason. :) (Which I just noticed the other day. Nice one!)