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ill also become a dictator and clean up this shit hole cuntry

Intentional typo, chemd'up? X-D

absolutely

chemd'up Escribi�:

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nah, that's a myth. Feeding someone screaming feet first to giant pigs is the best revenge.

id make them watch as i cooked their entire family then id torture them guantanamo stylee, keeping them alive for moinths just to be tortured more.



ill also become a dictator and clean up this shit hole cuntry

Feel free to come and clean up my country as well mate!!

@iguanapunk: The timing is interesting because I started a list of what I'd buy with lotto winnings the day before you posted this topic. :)

I'd arrest all the mentals who want to feed pigs with people feet.

..........



Then I'd buy a giant hoven and I'd place all of them inside and watch them be cooked alive }:-)

hmmm I'd cash in on:



- a whole floor apartment in the city... no more catching trains to the city EVER again...I've done it for 4 years and the whole "my train was delayed" excuse is getting old.



- I would start my own lounge



- an adult sized jumping castle!!! How much would that totally screw with your head when your off guts??

don't you guys think it's a little too sad buying a woman???



"Devon & Teagan"

"Monica Belucci"

"Aishwarya Rai "





but this Delorean is really hot!!! I always was impressed by this car when i was watching Back To Future . . .





My things were of course a private audience by the chems introducing me into their knobs spinning secrets and maybe o whole collection of decks/synths/musicsoftware/sampler . . .

Csar Escribi�:

don't you guys think it's a little too sad buying a woman???



"Devon & Teagan"

sad? Who's the going to be the sad one when i'm sitting in my Delorean getting my windows soaped up by four tits?

Csar Escribi�:

don't you guys think it's a little too sad buying a woman???



"Devon & Teagan"

"Monica Belucci"

"Aishwarya Rai "

Well, I guess it wouldn't be sad to have one of those 4 chicks :)

It's just fantasms

iguanapunk Escribi�:

Csar Escribi�:

don't you guys think it's a little too sad buying a woman???



"Devon & Teagan"

sad? Who's the going to be the sad one when i'm sitting in my Delorean getting my windows soaped up by four tits?

the one who's not inside!



But i wouldn't let those plastic nipples scratching onto my oldschool delorean's coating . . .

Come on, it's not plastic, it's silicone :)

Csar Escribi�:

iguanapunk Escribi�:

Csar Escribi�:

don't you guys think it's a little too sad buying a woman???



"Devon & Teagan"

sad? Who's the going to be the sad one when i'm sitting in my Delorean getting my windows soaped up by four tits?

the one who's not inside!



But i wouldn't let those plastic nipples scratching onto my oldschool delorean's coating . . .

No worries there, plastic and silicone can't scratch the stainless steel bodywork of a DeLorean... ;)

Screw the cars and the homes and the clothes and shoes. The first thing on my list if I were to win the lottery is:

Fabric nights clubs on july 7th, alongside Vitalic, would be good to see some of you down there

Round trip tix and accomodations for me and stash and our son. Plus a ticket for my mother-in-law so she can stay and watch our boy while mom and dad go out and party at Fabric with all you lucky people that are going.

Ben_j Escribi�:

Csar Escribi�:

don't you guys think it's a little too sad buying a woman???



"Devon & Teagan"

"Monica Belucci"

"Aishwarya Rai "

Well, I guess it wouldn't be sad to have one of those 4 chicks :)

It's just fantasms

but it's an evidence of incapacity to pay for, isn't it?!



I would say, hey Monica, what's up, are you disposed to have a coffee with mei incidentally won 100Mio

That's fun to talk about that because Bellucci did a movie where a guy wins a lot of money, and pays her 100 000€ / month to live with her. The title of this movie is "Combien tu m'aimes ?" (How much do you love me ?) I heard it's a good movie...

whirlygirl Escribi�:

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iguanapunk Escribi�:

Csar Escribi�:

don't you guys think it's a little too sad buying a woman???



"Devon & Teagan"

sad? Who's the going to be the sad one when i'm sitting in my Delorean getting my windows soaped up by four tits?

the one who's not inside!



But i wouldn't let those plastic nipples scratching onto my oldschool delorean's coating . . .

No worries there, plastic and silicone can't scratch the stainless steel bodywork of a DeLorean... ;)

How do you know? :D

Csar Escribi�:

whirlygirl Escribi�:

Csar Escribi�:

iguanapunk Escribi�:

Csar Escribi�:

don't you guys think it's a little too sad buying a woman???



"Devon & Teagan"

sad? Who's the going to be the sad one when i'm sitting in my Delorean getting my windows soaped up by four tits?

the one who's not inside!



But i wouldn't let those plastic nipples scratching onto my oldschool delorean's coating . . .

No worries there, plastic and silicone can't scratch the stainless steel bodywork of a DeLorean... ;)

How do you know? :D

I'm not sure we want to know that :P

Csar Escribi�:

whirlygirl Escribi�:

Csar Escribi�:

iguanapunk Escribi�:

Csar Escribi�:

don't you guys think it's a little too sad buying a woman???



"Devon & Teagan"

sad? Who's the going to be the sad one when i'm sitting in my Delorean getting my windows soaped up by four tits?

the one who's not inside!



But i wouldn't let those plastic nipples scratching onto my oldschool delorean's coating . . .

No worries there, plastic and silicone can't scratch the stainless steel bodywork of a DeLorean... ;)

How do you know? :D

Because it takes a lot more than silicone to scratch stainless steel, silly!

Ben_j Escribi�:

No worries there, plastic and silicone can't scratch the stainless steel bodywork of a DeLorean... ;)

How do you know? :D[/quote]



I'm not sure we want to know that :P[/quote]



Sure you do, you know it. :P I'm all natural in a land otherwise known as the 2nd Silicone Valley. And there ain't much on me anymore but at least I don't have to look forward to sagging in my ripe old age. har de har har.

Csar how dare you speak to my future wife like that ? You must remove all dirty thoughts from your mind about her. She will love even if i am broke as a joke.you dig.