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A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep.



His wife is reading in bed. The man says,

"This is the pig that I fuck when you've

got a headache".



His wife retorts, "I think you'll find

that THAT is a sheep."



The man replies, "I think you'll find that

I was talking to the sheep."



with thanks to popbitch :)

i really want to hear some brian harvey jokes at the moment. anyone heard any??

all ive got is the new pirelli calender:



http://gmail.google.com/gmail?view=att&disp=attd&attid=0.1&th=10441e71cba7d1ee

http://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm X-D

Da goatse clock : http://cgi.ebay.com/...=ADME:B:SS:US:1

http://www.ilikemeat.com/rvb.php :D

HAHAHAHAHAHA...i laughed so hard! OM

it didnt happen today, but sure..



me and a few friends were hangin out by this game shop close to were we live. I was telling them this story when one of them said .. you're really good at tellin storys im like .... em... yeh.. ..anyway.. back to the story... she interupts again and says 'Do you do drama in school?' i said.. 'aye actually i do..' she goes off on one, 'yeh theres this drama thing im going to next week, do ya wanna go with me?'

im in a state of shock.. i didnt want to say no but i didnt want to say yes because i hardly even knew her.. so before i say anything my friend comes back from his sleep and puts his arm over my shoulder and says.. Want me to do it for ya ?

I was confused but i didnt give a shit so i said yeh

and he turned to the girl and said

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH



everyone just bust out in tears laughing but not for the girl she however began to cry (in a negative way)..

Young_fan Escribi�:

http://www.ilikemeat.com/rvb.php :D

Yeah the red vs blue series has a huge cult following on the net. It's really good stuff.



http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/archive/

The Iggymaster is back! (( Huggs )) WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!

http://www.weebls-st...aaaaaaaaaahaha/



and sif no one's mentioned strongbad/homestarrunner.com!



This particular strongbad email is quite pertinent I think: http://www.homestarr.../sbemail45.html

what did the german clock fixer say to the clock which went 'tick tick tick'??



've have vays of making u tock!'

when i was in london for the third time, coming home from greece and stopping off at my uncles in woking..



We were on our way to Woking, we got the train to this other place i thinik it was Milton Keynes im not sure but we got off cause we had to transfer trains and we got ourselves a soft drink with the remaining couple of bob me and my dad had... We lost our Cred Card.... and some nice guy give us 20pounds (hes a saint really)



anyway we seen this guy out for the count by the side of the railway and we just smiled then we went to our platform with our drinks and we were with some other people they were all buisness class and we were a couple of Tinkers from ireland with bags n shit when the hungover man was standing at the top of our platform.. and suddenly you just heard him HURL all over the place.. like he was just throwing up.. and everyone looked at each other laughing.. i think the security came and took him somewhere but i mean i feel cat for him... he threw up about 5 times. then fell down.. and was helped to somewhere by security....





Damn funny things do happen when your traveling eh (ALOT)

Hey, toomuch'stash and I went to visit Woking back in January! Next time you're there, if it happens to be the last Friday of the month, you should check out the club Makoosa - top tunes being played and the ceiling is low enough to hold onto. Unless you're short like me hehe.



But anyway, when we went to Makoosa, there was an older couple there - probably in their mid to later 40's - a British woman and an American man. I was seated at a table upstairs talking to sneakerbeater's lovely friends, and the couple just sat down and started talking with us, about what I don't remember but sneaker's friends and I kept exchanging "do you know who these people are, and why are they sitting with us?" glances. I'm not really one to talk because I was pretty wasted that evening, but the woman was completely trashed. It was a miracle she was still verticle and the night hadn't even picked up to full gear yet! The woman kept hitting on every guy in the club, it was actually pretty funny watching her in action making the rounds from guy to guy, each of which had a "who is this woman and why is she talking to me?" look on his face.



Anyhow. Fast foward a few days, and 'stash and I are sitting in the airport waiting to board our plane back to Los Angeles. I look over, and see the woman and her American boyfriend/arm doile whatever he was. And whenever we caught each other's eye, the faint flicker of recognition was there, a sort of "I know what you were up to on Friday night" look.



Talk about coincidence.

lol... you get that all the time when your traveling!



last summer in greece me and my dad were walkin about the streets of aegina and this italien woman seen me and my itlay football shirt and was like oohh ITALY OH YES!.. and this im like yeh... you bet;)

she was wasted and talkin this italien mumbo jumbo... the day we had to go.. we met her and her boyfriend... we were low on cash cause my dad lost his credit card and we speant all of MY spending money.. and the nice guy give us 20pounds and the first thing we done with it was...buy a magnum ice cream..... we are losers like ... :P

Jeanie Escribi�:

The Iggymaster is back! (( Huggs )) WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!

I went to the Download Festival. I was simple amazing, never thought a line up good be that good!



It was a funny weekend too and I feel I should share a story seeing I am in this thread.



I was sharing a tent with a girl and a boy from work. On the first night a lot of alcohol was consumed and she ended up kissing an old bald bloke. After she got off his face she was disgusted and spat, except the wind was against her and X-D



Then my male friend tried to comfort her, which ended up him being on her face while I just stood there with crossed arms, looking in the opposite direction going la la la la.



People were coming up to me telling me I looked like a bit of a third wheel.



After I don't know how long, they fell to the floor and carried on with their shinanigans. People ended up using tent poles to pick up things and drop it on them to break it up. All sorts was lobbed at them and yet they didn't stop X-D



I had to sleep in another tent that night

X-D



shattered

Many of you may hate me, but I laughed out loud at this site:

http://www.eatthis.org.uk/index.php