You know what's ironic about the cereal being called K+D+B? The food could have vitamins K D and B (and any number below it, if you have to get technical).
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Posted 15 July 2011 - 9:12 AM
Wouldn't that be even more ironic if they contained...iron ? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And I will rape
Each one of you
Violets are blue
And I will rape
Each one of you
inchemwetrust, on 12 August 2011 - 11:00 AM, said:
For those who haven't seen them, I only have one thing to say.....Ha Ha!
ThePumisher, on 04 September 2013 - 10:01 AM, said:
i didn't wear pants at home ;)
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Posted 16 July 2011 - 9:28 AM
Lost in the K(+D+B) Bowl
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And I will rape
Each one of you
Violets are blue
And I will rape
Each one of you
inchemwetrust, on 12 August 2011 - 11:00 AM, said:
For those who haven't seen them, I only have one thing to say.....Ha Ha!
ThePumisher, on 04 September 2013 - 10:01 AM, said:
i didn't wear pants at home ;)
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Posted 21 September 2011 - 9:17 AM
inchemwetrust, on 03 April 2011 - 10:42 PM, said:
K+D+B Commercial take one!
Scene
A concert stage with sound and light equipment and electronic instruments.
Foreground
We see Tom and Ed trying to set up their rig, but they look tired and restless, and their frustrated because they can't get their gear working!
(We shoot to T and E setting up their gear at an camera angle showing both of them.)
Ed: Why doesn't this thing work?
Tom: Maybe it's because that synth is older than we are!
Ed: 3 days of touring and I'm out of strength!
Tom: Me too! We haven't had a proper breakfast since we left Australia!
(Camera zooms to Ed and Tom's face)
Ed: Sure could use some energy in a bowl!
Tom: Yeah, one with vitamins and minerals!...
Ed: ...and lightly sweetened with a rice crunch!
(Tom and Ed facing the camera)
Tom and Ed: WE NEED A CEREAL RIGHT NOW!
We see a cloud of smoke that puffs immediately between Tom and Ed, and when the smoke clears we see White noise standing between Tom and Ed holding a box of K+D+B cereal.
(K+D+B is playing in the background music)
White Noise: Hey guys! need some sustenance in your performance, then try KDB cereal!
Ed: Whats's in it
(Camera zooms into the cereal showing the texture of the cereal in milk, from left to right)
WN: It's toasted rice cereal with a touch of honey and sugar!
Tom: I like sugar
WN: ...and it's rich in Iron, Calcium, and Vitamins and minerals so you can Galvanize through your day!
(Camera shows both Tom and Ed using spoons and eating a bowl of KDB cereal in their hand for 2 seconds)
(then camera goes back to White Noise)
Well, how is it?
(Camera then shows both Tom and Ed facing the camera still holding the bowl of cereal)
Tom and Ed: IT'S WICKED (in a loud voice)
(Camera now shows the concert crowd at night jumping up and down cheering for T and E for 2 seconds. Then the camera shows Ed jamming away at the gear for 2 seconds, then Tom for 2 seconds, then the camera goes in front of them and shows both of them tilting and switching knobs and sliders on their mixer)
(White Noise then pops in between both of them)
WN: Great show guys huh?
Tom: (Smiling)Thanks to K+D+B cereal......
Ed: .....we added more tour dates! (doing jesus pose)
WN: (being shy) Can I jam with you guys! Maybe play with that Elektron over there?
Tom and Ed: (Seriously look on their face) NO!!!
With KDB still playing in the background music, the camera then shows the crowd again, but this time the stage is far away to to the right, and the foreground shows a table with a banana, orange juice, toast, and a bowl of cereal next to a box of K+D+B cereal.)
Announcer: K+D+B cereal......................See Them Rise!
Scene
A concert stage with sound and light equipment and electronic instruments.
Foreground
We see Tom and Ed trying to set up their rig, but they look tired and restless, and their frustrated because they can't get their gear working!
(We shoot to T and E setting up their gear at an camera angle showing both of them.)
Ed: Why doesn't this thing work?
Tom: Maybe it's because that synth is older than we are!
Ed: 3 days of touring and I'm out of strength!
Tom: Me too! We haven't had a proper breakfast since we left Australia!
(Camera zooms to Ed and Tom's face)
Ed: Sure could use some energy in a bowl!
Tom: Yeah, one with vitamins and minerals!...
Ed: ...and lightly sweetened with a rice crunch!
(Tom and Ed facing the camera)
Tom and Ed: WE NEED A CEREAL RIGHT NOW!
We see a cloud of smoke that puffs immediately between Tom and Ed, and when the smoke clears we see White noise standing between Tom and Ed holding a box of K+D+B cereal.
(K+D+B is playing in the background music)
White Noise: Hey guys! need some sustenance in your performance, then try KDB cereal!
Ed: Whats's in it
(Camera zooms into the cereal showing the texture of the cereal in milk, from left to right)
WN: It's toasted rice cereal with a touch of honey and sugar!
Tom: I like sugar
WN: ...and it's rich in Iron, Calcium, and Vitamins and minerals so you can Galvanize through your day!
(Camera shows both Tom and Ed using spoons and eating a bowl of KDB cereal in their hand for 2 seconds)
(then camera goes back to White Noise)
Well, how is it?
(Camera then shows both Tom and Ed facing the camera still holding the bowl of cereal)
Tom and Ed: IT'S WICKED (in a loud voice)
(Camera now shows the concert crowd at night jumping up and down cheering for T and E for 2 seconds. Then the camera shows Ed jamming away at the gear for 2 seconds, then Tom for 2 seconds, then the camera goes in front of them and shows both of them tilting and switching knobs and sliders on their mixer)
(White Noise then pops in between both of them)
WN: Great show guys huh?
Tom: (Smiling)Thanks to K+D+B cereal......
Ed: .....we added more tour dates! (doing jesus pose)
WN: (being shy) Can I jam with you guys! Maybe play with that Elektron over there?
Tom and Ed: (Seriously look on their face) NO!!!
With KDB still playing in the background music, the camera then shows the crowd again, but this time the stage is far away to to the right, and the foreground shows a table with a banana, orange juice, toast, and a bowl of cereal next to a box of K+D+B cereal.)
Announcer: K+D+B cereal......................See Them Rise!
Never get tired of it!
BTW! The track is still God-like!
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Posted 21 September 2011 - 10:34 AM
Haha, that is great Inchem! I want some now too.
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Posted 25 September 2011 - 5:32 AM
brother_ging, on 24 September 2011 - 7:17 AM, said:
also liked the oscar show post a lot.
Do tell!
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charanku, on 29 March 2013 - 2:58 PM, said:
yes he is dancing but .............
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Posted 27 September 2011 - 11:04 PM
I have no clue what you meant by the "oscar show" post.
Unless it's a fairly recent one that I somehow missed.
Unless it's a fairly recent one that I somehow missed.
charanku, on 29 March 2013 - 2:58 PM, said:
yes he is dancing but .............
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Posted 28 September 2011 - 7:03 PM
WhiteNoise, on 28 September 2011 - 1:32 AM, said:
Isn't that the one InChem started in the 'Best Chems Avatar' thread, the awards show where I become lifetime president or something? 
Oh yes, something like that. it was big fun
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Posted 28 September 2011 - 9:21 PM
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Posted 28 September 2011 - 9:30 PM
WhiteNoise, on 28 September 2011 - 2:21 PM, said:
Classic.
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whirlygirl, on 28 September 2011 - 11:30 PM, said:
Classic.
oh thank you, whirly! just after "only to be told by female hostess to go the other way" the big laugh was perfect. Can remember the time when the posting drops. i was just finishing my master thesis and was so fucked up because of the deadline which came along in big steps. no real sleep, no friends for about half a year. this posting brought back some energy...
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