"...I have many leather bound books and my house smells of rich mahogany."

Christ, I just realized I'm not that interesting of a person.

also, I'm shocked to find more people cut their own hair

yeah, we can start Chems Forum Hair Club.

is the 'original member' 10% discount available on half-price Tuesday?

haha!

Love the simpsons quote of Ralph when goes to the barber and holds up a picture of Charlie Brown and he says, "Can you make me look like this?"

So, Darkstar... You owe us rent, dammit!! Just kidding. But do you plan to use some of that nice cash you're going to make with Rexall and come visit S. California? :D You know we'd love to have you. And Connor was talking about you last week wondering what happened to "Uncle Tim".

Hmm, Let's see!

Hate Car Maintenance.

Can run 13 miles in 2 hrs.

Have a fix for Low Carb 'Monster' in the morning.

Failed half my classes in the 9th grade and still passed.

Had to take Math 10 times just to finish college

I'm very impatient.

Only person in my family that doesn't wear glasses.

Worked in charitable organizations.

Enjoy changing lyrics to everyday songs from the top of my head.

Have a cat.

Just recently broke up with girlfriend with very little remorse.

Die Hard 'Halo' player.

Love eating at Trader Joe's.

A good sense of spotting liars.

Love my job! (Really I do!)

Excellent cook in Mexican and Italian food.

I keep seeing the rexall comments and keep thinking edmonton oilers.....Thanks Darryl Katz.....

Either than the oil companies, Rexall is probably the only company to send someone to the middle of Northern ontario for that amount of money.Good on you Darkstar. Does that mean you won't be posting as much? watch you get some crappy dial up out there.

I would definitely love to come visit again! Not sure when I'll be able to get time off, but maybe in the spring right when I graduate. I miss you guys and would love to go to Cali again.

I've met him, I can attest that he cuts his own hair.

I hardly post on here already! They have highspeed out there and good cellphone reception apparently, so shouldn't be a problem.

God knows I would not move out there without highspeed internet. If I'm sacrificing all the things I do in the city here, you know I'm going to filling up a lot more hours with broadband streaming porn (Brazzers FTW!).

-Prochem

I must have skipped over your post before. How in the hell did you get to meet/play with all those bands? and when you mean "perform" you mean, just messing around, right?

wait, did I just get trolled?