Foxy that is great to hear! I'm very happy for you :D

chemd'up Escribi�:

of course scooby doo and the mystery mobile are better at solving crime than the gardai

lmao X-D

Yay Foxy, these meatbags are getting what they deserve!! I bet they might have to worry about their own noses getting busted in from now on.

Foxboy Escribi�:

whirlygirl Escribi�:

I hope the cops catch them.

GREAT FUCKIN NEWS EVERYONE!!... The cops were on the scene straight after and took our details, this is soo sweet. They had them in custosy and took all our statements, I am no way in the wrong they totally were, honestly. I got out pretty lucky, people were saying ''they coulda had anything, knives, screwdriviers etc.''



So anyway, they got them, theyre being charged with Assault on a Minor. How fuckin cool? Im getting a big ass paycheck aswell, theyre being brought to court! :D :D :D :D





I made my statement soooooo harsh sounding, I said things like, I couldnt run very well because of a disablity in my foot (which i do have, thats another story) So, they didnt just hit a minor, they hit a disabled minor as far as the government are concerned. I also said they boot me in the face, thats how my nose was busted. Im going to my GP on monday to tell him im having sweats in the middle of the night and wetting the bed and afraid to give any one a light of a cigarette now. Guys, these scumbags are sooooo fried beyond belief.



I told my dad they got them on the phone, he just said.... That's it Joe son, theyre getting F.R.I.E.D!



I'll buy yas all a big present once i get my paycheck 8)

Great news Foxboy! :D Hope Your nose makes a fast recovery!

Bosco Escribi�:

Foxboy Escribi�:

whirlygirl Escribi�:

I hope the cops catch them.

GREAT FUCKIN NEWS EVERYONE!!... The cops were on the scene straight after and took our details, this is soo sweet. They had them in custosy and took all our statements, I am no way in the wrong they totally were, honestly. I got out pretty lucky, people were saying ''they coulda had anything, knives, screwdriviers etc.''



So anyway, they got them, theyre being charged with Assault on a Minor. How fuckin cool? Im getting a big ass paycheck aswell, theyre being brought to court! :D :D :D :D





I made my statement soooooo harsh sounding, I said things like, I couldnt run very well because of a disablity in my foot (which i do have, thats another story) So, they didnt just hit a minor, they hit a disabled minor as far as the government are concerned. I also said they boot me in the face, thats how my nose was busted. Im going to my GP on monday to tell him im having sweats in the middle of the night and wetting the bed and afraid to give any one a light of a cigarette now. Guys, these scumbags are sooooo fried beyond belief.



I told my dad they got them on the phone, he just said.... That's it Joe son, theyre getting F.R.I.E.D!



I'll buy yas all a big present once i get my paycheck 8)

Great news Foxboy! :D Hope Your nose makes a fast recovery!

Dont youll make my midnight sweats even worse bosco X-D X-D

Foxboy Escribi�:

Dont youll make my midnight sweats even worse bosco X-D X-D

X-D :P

So, I have this proofreader at work. He's a guy who checks all the shit that I do and makes sure that it's typo free, etc...



Normally, the people that do this have years of experience. This guy's just a temp, some old lush who used to work in middle management, got fired, and has no real skills at all. Which is perfectly fine, really, I'm good enough at what I do that he's more or less superfluos, and he knows that, and mostly he just goes along with whatever the hell I tell him.



Today though, in the middle of this ASAP job, that had to be done and filed today, he starts quibbling over some petty, trivial bullshit, shit that didn't matter in the least, and he actually raised his voice and swore at me.



I immediately wrote to my boss, and told him that "Darrell has outlived his usefulness. Please, as soon as possible, have him taken out behind the chemical shed and shot. Barring that, just dismiss him"

Bwah. Well done, man. If all else fails, take things into your own hands.

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

So, I have this proofreader at work. He's a guy who checks all the shit that I do and makes sure that it's typo free, etc...



Normally, the people that do this have years of experience. This guy's just a temp, some old lush who used to work in middle management, got fired, and has no real skills at all. Which is perfectly fine, really, I'm good enough at what I do that he's more or less superfluos, and he knows that, and mostly he just goes along with whatever the hell I tell him.



Today though, in the middle of this ASAP job, that had to be done and filed today, he starts quibbling over some petty, trivial bullshit, shit that didn't matter in the least, and he actually raised his voice and swore at me.



I immediately wrote to my boss, and told him that "Darrell has outlived his usefulness. Please, as soon as possible, have him taken out behind the chemical shed and shot. Barring that, just dismiss him"

ahahahahaha i actually nearly fell off my chair!!!!! ahahahaha can you imagine being asked to take an employee out to be shot......funniest story ever yo

chemd'up Escribi�:

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

So, I have this proofreader at work. He's a guy who checks all the shit that I do and makes sure that it's typo free, etc...



Normally, the people that do this have years of experience. This guy's just a temp, some old lush who used to work in middle management, got fired, and has no real skills at all. Which is perfectly fine, really, I'm good enough at what I do that he's more or less superfluos, and he knows that, and mostly he just goes along with whatever the hell I tell him.



Today though, in the middle of this ASAP job, that had to be done and filed today, he starts quibbling over some petty, trivial bullshit, shit that didn't matter in the least, and he actually raised his voice and swore at me.



I immediately wrote to my boss, and told him that "Darrell has outlived his usefulness. Please, as soon as possible, have him taken out behind the chemical shed and shot. Barring that, just dismiss him"

ahahahahaha i actually nearly fell off my chair!!!!! ahahahaha can you imagine being asked to take an employee out to be shot......funniest story ever yo

My boss has known me for a while now, and that won't phase him. I usually adress him in emails as Commandante El Jefe Alberto and sign them Subcommandante Jaime. He's cool like that.

classic. funny as fuck!

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

chemd'up Escribi�:

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

So, I have this proofreader at work. He's a guy who checks all the shit that I do and makes sure that it's typo free, etc...



Normally, the people that do this have years of experience. This guy's just a temp, some old lush who used to work in middle management, got fired, and has no real skills at all. Which is perfectly fine, really, I'm good enough at what I do that he's more or less superfluos, and he knows that, and mostly he just goes along with whatever the hell I tell him.



Today though, in the middle of this ASAP job, that had to be done and filed today, he starts quibbling over some petty, trivial bullshit, shit that didn't matter in the least, and he actually raised his voice and swore at me.



I immediately wrote to my boss, and told him that "Darrell has outlived his usefulness. Please, as soon as possible, have him taken out behind the chemical shed and shot. Barring that, just dismiss him"

ahahahahaha i actually nearly fell off my chair!!!!! ahahahaha can you imagine being asked to take an employee out to be shot......funniest story ever yo

My boss has known me for a while now, and that won't phase him. I usually adress him in emails as Commandante El Jefe Alberto and sign them Subcommandante Jaime. He's cool like that.

i like you

DJ Dance Escribi�:

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

chemd'up Escribi�:

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

So, I have this proofreader at work. He's a guy who checks all the shit that I do and makes sure that it's typo free, etc...



Normally, the people that do this have years of experience. This guy's just a temp, some old lush who used to work in middle management, got fired, and has no real skills at all. Which is perfectly fine, really, I'm good enough at what I do that he's more or less superfluos, and he knows that, and mostly he just goes along with whatever the hell I tell him.



Today though, in the middle of this ASAP job, that had to be done and filed today, he starts quibbling over some petty, trivial bullshit, shit that didn't matter in the least, and he actually raised his voice and swore at me.



I immediately wrote to my boss, and told him that "Darrell has outlived his usefulness. Please, as soon as possible, have him taken out behind the chemical shed and shot. Barring that, just dismiss him"

ahahahahaha i actually nearly fell off my chair!!!!! ahahahaha can you imagine being asked to take an employee out to be shot......funniest story ever yo

My boss has known me for a while now, and that won't phase him. I usually adress him in emails as Commandante El Jefe Alberto and sign them Subcommandante Jaime. He's cool like that.

i like you

Back off, homo. :D

Well stash, since you are doing the work of 6 people, you might as well be pulling for 7. I'm surprised the 98%proof reader is still there actually.

I left work early today. I am just completely wiped out, I just don't feel right and I'm so tired. And I think I have a case of the summertime blues.



But I dig the people I work with. As soon as I said around 3:00, "I just haven't been feeling right all day" they said, "why didn't you tell us earlier so you could go home and rest?"



So here I am, about to go lie down for a bit. It was an irritating day at work. I didn't have any rude customers by any stretch, but aside from moving at a snail's pace because I'm not feeling right, I so badly wanted to tell a couple of customers, "OK, I really think you should see a shrink because I don't get paid enough to listen to your dribble." One customer had 30 transactions that didn't go through, so I had to put those charges in manually. Another customer who I speak with regularly... I had to listen to his life story about how he got scammed out of some jewelry he purchased. Another customer who was convinced we were overcharging him actuallty put me on a conference call with his bank - he turned out to be lying through his teeth. I had one person even ask me for tips on how he can organize his account so he can keep track of how much money he's spent. I mean, for fuck's sake, come on!! Get it together!



Today goes down in history as Needy Customer Day.

Owww Whirly :(

That sucks....

It's just one of those days huh...?!



Go and get a loooooong sleep. Works miracles!

Big hugs , and expect some buzzed calling from me and Mips X-D

Felling a little better, now I think I got too much sleep. Ah, such a fine line between too much sleep and too little!



I am looking forward to being a drunk dialing victim! Dial away!!

NEWSFLASH:



Local pub DJ plays Hey Boy Hey Girl and interupts it with another record. Sources say Hole in the Head by the Sugababes was started at least 1 minute 30 seconds before the Chemical Brothers' track had finished.



A Chemical Brothers fan who was present said the following words..."Cunt".

mc marsh Escribi�:

NEWSFLASH:



Local pub DJ plays Hey Boy Hey Girl and interupts it with another record. Sources say Hole in the Head by the Sugababes was started at least 1 minute 30 seconds before the Chemical Brothers' track had finished.



A Chemical Brothers fan who was present said the following words..."Cunt".

HAHA way to go mcmarsh...some djs just don't know what they are doing up there in the booth.