I was in my garden the other day, and we have some new neighbours. We live close to the city, and i told them how although we were close to the city, it was weird cos' a hedgehog stopped by last year and i feed it some carrot sticks.

This man went absolutely crackers at me!

quoting statutory instruments and acts about how its illegal to feed any wildlife in your garden! and how i should be prosecuted... NUTS! He then stormed in his house, just as i noticed his bird table.. Crazy people, I only went out to say Hello!

On that note people, Hello! Im new so Pleeeeease be gentle, How is everyone on this fine evening?

Im good! Except for being shouted at by some div!

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Hi Mitzwinkles, and welcome. I'm sorry you got shouted at by a crazy man; that doesn't sound fun.

For future reference, this might be better suited for our "General Bullshit Chat" thread. You can find that here.

http://www.thechemic...ge&replies=6155

(my mid-year resolution continues...)

Is the garden a vegetable garden?

No vegetables (Other than me on a friday night!) I didn't think it was so bad feeling the little blighter. The neighbour brought up the convo because he said how his ex-wife was petrified of rabbits, and they were always creeping in their garden. It was intense. i tell you.

Sorry! I didn't realise there was a general BS chat, you were obviously waiting my arrival ;)

Welcome Mitzitwinkles!

The solution is quite simple. Take your hi-fi speakers, place them facing right up against your wall that joins onto your neighbours and then take a CD ( I recommend Iowa by Slipknot but We Are The Night will do just fine) and then proceed to play at full volume. When your neighbour comes to your house complaining which of course he will do, politely tell him/she to GO AND FUCK YOURSELF. If your not keen on that one get yourself a small dog like a Yorkshire Terrier, stick it in your garden and let the little shit bark and bark and bark

hahhaha! You just made me spit tea out all down my chest :S

Why, what a good suggestion!All my ideas were a lot more vile. Worst thing is he is still in the pissing garden shaking his head at our house talking to his lover,who looks like Hilary Clinton, which always gets me off.. obviously.

People are complete NOBBERS, We are currently blasting some old hard house out from back in our raver days, He doesn't like hard house, thats clear from his stupid face :) hehe!

Just swear a lot. Old people hate swearing.

Excellent, Im taking notes, should be a fun weekend :)

Wow, sounds like you should murder your neighbours. Watch CSI for some untraceable murder tactics. Oh and Velcum.

And the link of that with the Chemical Brothers is... ?

Shouting from neighbors is always interesting.

The guy I use to live across the hall from would be yelling at people at 3am when I was trying to sleep. I guess that's what happens though when the guy that lives across from you is a drug dealer.

Gardening and being a raver. I always thought there has to be some connection with the wole back to eart thing.

It sucks when you can't do shit in your own home and then your so called 'Neighbors' start getting in your business or call the cops. (We get that alot in our city)But the strangest shit I gotten was an asshole who lives 2 houses down from us.He was tapping on our door and windows at 2am and yelled at us from outside to keep the noise down.

I opened the door and told him it was the house in back of us that was playing the music!

What a Dumbass!

I must say Mitzitwinkles, I had no idea where this thread was going with your first post - but it made me laugh. :)

Welcome aboard. Stick around.

Iguanapunk - Excellent idea! I would hope that Horatio would be the one to come and investigate with his quirky one liners and his tiny Sunglasses, He would undoubtley resolve the case with riddles. How much fun!

Ben J - Not so much, although i'm sure i can find some kind of a tedious link from my neighbour, to the chemical brothers if you like?

I'm not a very confrontational person either, although it made me giggle this morning when i left for work and he looked like he was avoiding any eye contact. I stroked his cat and smiled then left. I can see we are going to have some fun times, Maybe i should feed his cat? I'm sure he'd love that!

Whirly - Hello 2u :) To be honest i had no idea where it was going either, I registered,then that happened so errr... I apologise for the ramble (It was well needed though i can assure you hehe!)xx

@Mitz

took nerves of steel to open a topic like that,but you did it!

I dread at opening any topics only if I know if it is going to get a postive response from other s from the forum!( any new topic relating to the Chems mostly works)

Anyway,Glad your here!

Thanks :), Just a little update, hes sat in the garden right now, reading a paper. I could be a spy with information this good!