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Posted 01 July 2003 - 9:55 PM
Why are dogs better than humans ?
10. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
9. The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.
8. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
7. Anyone can get a good looking dog.
6. Dogs don't care if you haven't taken a shower in days.
5. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
4. Dogs think every meal you cook is just perfect.
3. Dogs don't keep wearing your favorite clothes on the nights you need them.
2. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had.
and last but not least...
1. Dogs even find you amusing when you're drunk!
10. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
9. The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.
8. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
7. Anyone can get a good looking dog.
6. Dogs don't care if you haven't taken a shower in days.
5. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
4. Dogs think every meal you cook is just perfect.
3. Dogs don't keep wearing your favorite clothes on the nights you need them.
2. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had.
and last but not least...
1. Dogs even find you amusing when you're drunk!