Hear ye my testament to the Brothers Chemical!



I was incredibly bored last week, so I started watching the show 'Rome' on HBO On-demand, the cable service that let's you view shows whenever you want.



Unfortunately, I started viewing just as season 2 started, and so the early episods of season 1 were being pulled off the air, so I was only able to watch the first 2 episodes.



So I went forth unto Blockbuster Video, and yay, Blockbuster rented unto me a copy of Disk 2 of Rome, episodes 3-5. I took it home, and over the course of 2 day beheld the spectacle of the video recording. I went forth once again unto Blockbuster Video, and rented Disk 3, and took it home to watch it.



Disk 3 would not play. I thenceforth departed unto Blockbuster once more, and lo! Blockbuster was closed unto me.



The next night I returned to Blockbuster for a fourth time, and explained to the mindless video slaves the plight of the accursed Disk 3, and took forth a different copy of Disk 3.



The newly acquired Disk 3 likewise refused to play.



There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth, until St. Whirly the Hotness volunteered to go forth unto Hollywood video and rent a copy of the ever more accursed Disk 3.



The copy that St. Whirly returned with, would, similarly, NOT PLAY.



This was some affliction unto my DVD player, as all other videos would play without difficulty or delay.



Then, on the sixth day, all thoughts of Rome were obliterated in a barrage of the sacred sacrements: MDMA, trazadone, malt beverages, and reefer. During the festival, as usual, the Chemical Brothers Singles DVD was played upon our afflicted DVD player.



On the seventh day, in a stupor of almost holy, nay, divinely inspired proportion, I removed the Chemical Brothers Singles DVD from our afflicted DVD player, and inserted once more the accursed Disk 3.



BEHOLD! IT PLAYED! VERILY, IT PLAYED, AND SHOWED UNTO ME THE SHOW I'D BEEN TRYING TO WATCH FOR FOUR DAYS!



The power of the Brothers had cleansed the unholy taint from my DVD player.



I've been meaning to post this testament for more than a week, but I was so fucked up last weekend I forgot about it.



Praise Tom. Praise Ed.



Can I get an "Amen"?

IIIIII give you an Amen brotha!!

now i believe! now i believe!! the holy ghost is taking over omg! *faints*

Hell yah you can get an amen!



the brothers have also been said to make an hour and a half of ones life seem like the blink of an eye with their live shows, and the visuals are said to give divine powers to all that behold them

XD

that was sweet stash

hahahaha!!! 'tis true. I can't believe he posted that!



X-D

Too, too funny. All problems can be solved with enough Chemicals.

All hail CHEMS!

Hail tom and ed! Halleluja!

wtf

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Nice story! 8)

In the name of the Tom, the Ed and the electronic battle weapon, amen.



Tom and Ed forever and ever. <3333