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#1 toomuchstash

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Posted 15 April 2005 - 7:54 PM

I love 'em:





Vermont Teen Accused of Stealing Corpse's Head





Tue Apr 12, 1:24 PM ET





MORRISVILLE, Vt. - A 17-year-old Morrisville youth was being held on $100,000 bail after police said he raided a tomb in a cemetery and removed a head from a corpse.



"We had a person voice their concerns about information they had heard on the street," said Chief Richard Keith of the Morristown Police Department.



Keith said police at first could not believe what they had heard. But when they went to Morrisville Cemetery and investigated, they found that someone had broken into a tomb, broken open the casket and removed a man's head.



"We had the funeral director come to the scene and we pulled the casket out. Yes, indeed, we found remains and they had been disturbed," Keith said.



Nickolas Buckalew, 17, later was arrested and charged with unauthorized removal of a dead body. He pleaded innocent to the crime.



Police believe they have a strong case against Buckalew because remains and evidence were found in a silo near the suspect's home outside the village and one-fifth of a mile from the cemetery.



"Within minutes we found the duffle bag with the remains in it and tools that were used to enter the tomb and the casket," Keith said.



The victim's widow, the only family member in the area, was told of the vandalism.



"The widow was in shock," the chief said. "She did not want any information. She did not want to know any details."



Authorities are not sure of the motive of the crime. Court documents said the suspect allegedly talked of using the man's head as a bong or a pipe for smoking marijuana.





bwah.

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Posted 15 April 2005 - 8:53 PM

:-? I don't see how that could even work!!



God damn vandals, what's the f***ing point?? Bunch of tossers, I hate pikey kids with a passion. If it wasn't for the welfare state, they all die out and the human race would improve (thanks to survival of the fittest) :x

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Posted 15 April 2005 - 9:19 PM

eh, it's just a corpse, who cares?



Really, the superstitious respect for meat that just happened to have been a human being at some point is really, really last millenium.

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Posted 15 April 2005 - 9:24 PM

But it's about respect for other people's property. Why upset the widow? What was the point? It just really gets me, I may sound old, but bloody kids, no respect these days!

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Posted 15 April 2005 - 9:27 PM

personally, I *hope* that some teenagers smoke pot out of my skull one day.

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 1:08 AM

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

personally, I *hope* that some teenagers smoke pot out of my skull one day.




I may just write that into my living will when I get around to creating one....



Anyone else think Schiavo's feeding tube hole would make for a good shotgun hole?

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 1:13 AM

Darkstarexodus Escribi�:

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

personally, I *hope* that some teenagers smoke pot out of my skull one day.




I may just write that into my living will when I get around to creating one....



Anyone else think Schiavo's feeding tube hole would make for a good shotgun hole?




No, but I thought about food tube fucking pr0n.... she may be a vegetable, but she can still 'swallow'.

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 1:31 AM

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

Darkstarexodus Escribi�:

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

personally, I *hope* that some teenagers smoke pot out of my skull one day.




I may just write that into my living will when I get around to creating one....



Anyone else think Schiavo's feeding tube hole would make for a good shotgun hole?




No, but I thought about food tube fucking pr0n.... she may be a vegetable, but she can still 'swallow'.




OMG that really made me choke on my beer! LOL

#9 toomuchstash

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 1:37 AM

I'm going to hell, I know.

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 1:39 AM

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

I'm going to hell, I know.




Seen the first 10 minutes of Kill Bill? Just like that...

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 1:50 AM

nah, my hell is a place where all the bottles have holes in the bottom and none of the women do.

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 1:57 AM

Oh this is a game of bad taste? Let me have a go (I suck at it, don't I):



toomuch'stash Escribi�:

personally, I *hope* that some teenagers smoke pot out of my skull one day.




Maybe you could ask your kid(s) to do it?

#13 toomuchstash

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 2:00 AM

Frankly, I'd be honored. I'd prefer that my flesh is actually cooked and eaten by my loved ones, so that they may grok me in fullness.

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 2:05 AM

Umm ... in The Real World ™ this would constitute as a certain ..condition but hey, it's The Internet ™ and we are always serious.

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 3:38 AM

Now that's just wrong. Everyone in the thread except chemicalfan is a sick fuck! :(
be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 4:27 AM

what the hell is the world comming to !?!? :? 8O
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Posted 16 April 2005 - 6:21 AM

whirlygirl Escribi�:

Now that's just wrong. Everyone in the thread except chemicalfan is a sick fuck! :(


hmm.. then i suppose id better get in here somewhere...

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Posted 17 April 2005 - 3:06 PM

whirlygirl Escribi�:

Now that's just wrong. Everyone in the thread except chemicalfan is a sick fuck! :(




I complety agree Whirly. Especially that 'stash, watch out for him! :o



I really don't understand what some people are capable of, it just simply shocks me that there are so many phucked up shits out there who after a night at a house party would chop off my limbs and eat them raw while I watched :-|
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Posted 17 April 2005 - 3:34 PM

That's just sick.

SICK. Yeah i might sound old to although i'm kinda a kid myself but for real , it seems kids today just get worse and worse.

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Posted 17 April 2005 - 7:58 PM

well, if it is new-fashioned to do things like these... i prefer to be a very conservative old-fashioned bloke
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