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#1 jOsSse   User is offline

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 5:15 AM

i'll name this one... 'Coka-Irina'



    i wanna fuck a bitch

    like your mother there's no sandwich

    leaving the school before the lunch

    go tell the people i gotta crunch



    better rich than die trying

    i'm the ones who's not retired

    gonna find the whore t's on fire

    check ya beat and let it empire



    who are ye who are you

    try try try to say wahoo

    yes, you look gay

    gayer than a castaway



    well me i dont know

    got my motherfuckin studio

    living in a motherfuckin pueblo

    not a motherfuckin ghetto



    yes, music inspires me

    and i never disagree

    damn you chimpanzee

    now who's the employee



    bang bang bang a lot

    yes bang a lot dot

    slash dot dash dot com

    bitch, i dont give a cum



    just find a sense to live

    live without forgive?

    forgive forgive forgive forgive

    yes, forgive




brr pats brr tss brr pats

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 6:03 AM

hehehe, nice one dude.



I love hip-hop and poetry and flow and I used to write a lot of song lyrics in case I ever ended up in a band, but never rhymes for hip-hop. Until the other day, bored in class, got a bit of a flow going.



As you can tell by the lyrics, I was in a bit of a bitter mood (not really, just gave me something to write about), but I was also feeling playful and trying to engage a bit of that Ludacris/Nate Dogg patter that I dig.



Here's how I spend my tuition money, writing this (hope it gives everyone a laugh or two; I'm clearly not taking it very seriously and it's still a work in process that I might add to when I need a laugh):





The six years that you and I were together

Had me thinkin' we might be forever

Excuse me if I sound a little bit jaded

It's just in the manner our love faded

It's not the thousands of dollars or all those hours spent

It's just the lack of acknowledgement I resent

It's not about recovering every cent, just about you not displaying respect

Without the support that I showed that helped you pull through

You might have fallen too

far to ever recover

enough to find you another



(Bridge)

But now I'm back in the game

Back in the team

Been a long while at least to me it seems

So to the coach I said "put me in"

Now it's time to be ridin' again

Hittin it up, ripping it up

Without slipping it up, she be givin it up



(Chorus)

I'm returning just a little bit rusty

Don't matter, high standards, still a little bit fussy

Tonight I'm giving lessons in loving

And she'll be waking up with a smile in the morning



Not seeing you I save gas money

Ironically, I save, use it as "get ass" money

Because tonight we'll be back at the club

Fine things on the dancefloor showing me love

Bumping and grinding with a bit of a rub

I'm raising the levels of satisfaction

Now that I've got a strong grip and a little bit of traction

Enjoy it while it lasts, just live for the attraction



New car, more trips, less slips, and I'm on the rise

No reason to hide, the challenge to find someone new I don't mind

Don't you worry, pretty soon I'll be hitting it from behind



(Bridge)

(Chorus)





X-D



Cheesy as......

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 6:21 AM

Pretty fly for two white guys

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 6:52 AM

damn man... your gud :D



and bout my rhymes: english is not my first language X-D



we use to rhyme with our Xtreme Disaster (XD) crew... we got a song (shitty) with better rhymes we made @ skool...



i prefer being the DJ

not like RJD2 that started singing 'ooh lovely love loving' songs }:-@



but sometimes i like rappin/singin/writin

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 6:57 AM

dude, I used to write poetry. Not hip-hop rhymes, unfortunately.



But they served their purpose. whirly married me

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Posted 02 February 2007 - 7:47 PM

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

dude, I used to write poetry. Not hip-hop rhymes, unfortunately.



But they served their purpose. whirly married me




You did? Would you mind showing some of them here?
E(argasm) = m(usic) x c(hemicals)²

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Posted 02 February 2007 - 9:05 PM

cat

hat

bat







what's up, bitch?

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Posted 02 February 2007 - 9:16 PM

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Write that down.
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Posted 02 February 2007 - 10:08 PM

Thesouphead Escribi�:

cat

hat

bat







what's up, bitch?




X-D

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 2:35 AM

chemicalreaction Escribi�:

Thesouphead Escribi�:

cat

hat

bat







what's up, bitch?




X-D




classic X-D

View Posttom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:

This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 5:54 PM

Bosco Escribi�:

chemicalreaction Escribi�:

Thesouphead Escribi�:

cat

hat

bat







what's up, bitch?




X-D




classic X-D


WTF 8O

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 9:06 PM

jOsSse Escribi�:

Bosco Escribi�:

chemicalreaction Escribi�:

Thesouphead Escribi�:

cat

hat

bat







what's up, bitch?




X-D




classic X-D


WTF 8O




I know you are stumped and can't think of a better comeback to this solid rhyme...

#13 jOsSse   User is offline

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 11:17 PM

chemicalreaction Escribi�:

jOsSse Escribi�:

Bosco Escribi�:

chemicalreaction Escribi�:

Thesouphead Escribi�:

cat

hat

bat







what's up, bitch?




X-D




classic X-D


WTF 8O




I know you are stumped and can't think of a better comeback to this solid rhyme...


ass

pass

brass

mass

gas

crass

wrasse







now... what's up, bitch?

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 11:23 PM

jOsSse Escribi�:

chemicalreaction Escribi�:

jOsSse Escribi�:

Bosco Escribi�:

chemicalreaction Escribi�:

Thesouphead Escribi�:

cat

hat

bat







what's up, bitch?




X-D




classic X-D


WTF 8O




I know you are stumped and can't think of a better comeback to this solid rhyme...


ass

pass

brass

mass

gas

crass

wrasse







now... what's up, bitch?




nowhere close to the original genius work of thesouphead.

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