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Posted 16 December 2005 - 11:38 PM

And hey, she's not that bad in the sack. She just prefers well-endowed guys. :)
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Posted 16 December 2005 - 11:49 PM

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And hey, she's not that bad in the sack. She just prefers well-endowed guys. :)




I guess that's what it comes down to. Rick Solomon just wasn't packing enough meat to stop her from answering her cell-phone... X-D

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Posted 16 December 2005 - 11:59 PM

She looks like someone stapled a really ugly nose to a skeleton.

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Posted 17 December 2005 - 12:05 AM

She's blonde. That'll do for me.
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Posted 17 December 2005 - 12:10 AM

*shrug* I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't hit it. Be worried about breaking it, mind, but still.....

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Posted 18 December 2005 - 12:14 PM

Tyler Escribi�:

Jeanie Escribi�:

When i was 13 i listened to awfull music. So she scored points with that one.



If only i could understand the topic title.




Yes, but when she gets to 21, she may think the music she listened to at 13 was awful.



So we could be talking to a future Chems hater here! 8O




That's not possible, unless the chems one day do an awful album called "Palookaville"

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Posted 18 December 2005 - 12:17 PM

Tyler Escribi�:

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The German edition of GQ has a nominee!







I like Paris' swimsuit? Too bad she's a pox on humanity.... and lousy in the sack.




Yeah, but she gave the world Eminem's phone number.



Priceless. X-D




Yeah but her ex did better : he gave the world the sextapes he did with her :)

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Posted 18 December 2005 - 3:16 PM

Tyler Escribi�:

She's blonde. That'll do for me.




She has a punani.

That will do for most guys 8O X-D

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Posted 18 December 2005 - 5:21 PM

I don't like blond girls :P

I don't know what a purani is but i'm sure i like it

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Posted 18 December 2005 - 5:24 PM

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I don't like blond girls :P

I don't know what a purani is but i'm sure i like it




A punani is the same as a fangita.



Both blone and brunette appeal to me. I like a well rounded woman 8)
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Posted 18 December 2005 - 5:39 PM

wtf is a fangita ?

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Posted 18 December 2005 - 6:12 PM

Ben_j Escribi�:

wtf is a fangita ?




The same as an axe wound.
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Posted 18 December 2005 - 6:26 PM

X-D hahah!

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Posted 18 December 2005 - 7:36 PM

A VAGINA



Don't be afraid to say it guys. U can say the V word !!





























So YES Ben-J , i'm sure you like it }:-)

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Posted 18 December 2005 - 7:39 PM

my current bit of slang for the furry wonder is......



the tuna canoe

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Posted 18 December 2005 - 7:58 PM

mippio Escribi�:

my current bit of slang for the furry wonder is......



the tuna canoe




That's just a school boy rumour



and don't say that word Jeanie, it's so clinical. It reminds me of that time at the gynecologists, bad memories.
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Posted 18 December 2005 - 8:01 PM

when i was younger my ambition was to be the queens gynacolegist.



i just wanted to say 'may one see her madges spadge?' and be the only one to inspect the royal tunnel, other than proince phillip, obviously.



after that i wanted to be the worlds first pregnant man.



i was a strange child.

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Posted 18 December 2005 - 8:02 PM

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when i was younger my ambition was to be the queens gynacolegist.



i just wanted to say 'may one see her madges spadge?' and be the only one to inspect the royal tunnel, other than proince phillip, obviously.



after that i wanted to be the worlds first pregnant man.



i was a strange child.




It's ok, childline wasn't around when we were kids.
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Posted 18 December 2005 - 8:04 PM

actually it was - me and my mates used to phone it from youth club and shout 'no dad not the axe!!' before hanging up hahahaha. :-// little bastards.

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 12:10 AM

Jeanie Escribi�:

A VAGINA



Don't be afraid to say it guys. U can say the V word !!



So YES Ben-J , i'm sure you like it }:-)




how did you guess ? :-//

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