The HEAD HEAD HEAD Quarters of MTV , wich is now in Brussels , will have a new location....like 3 minutes from my house! And LITTERALY NEXT DOOR to my mate Ed's house.



So if Tom and Ed ever have to come to MTV Studio's they'll have to catch Bus 35. If you guys are lucky my mum is driving and u guys can have a free ride, she know you guys by now :P



( Yeah i know people with money don't take busses , but IMAGINE if i would be in my bus and i would see Tom and Ed! Beahahahaha X-D X-D )

If that arrives, then it will be the same day I fly in the sky with 3 pink elephants, with a dick in the middle of the face.

DJ Dance Escribi�:

i was pondering some thing do you have to be 18 to get into chemical gigs? and if not is there a age requierment at all?

I really think it all depends on where they're playing.



If it's at a festival, then that's usually all ages. Which is something my 7 year old is is aware of since he was quite upset stash and I went to Coachella without him. Then again, the Audiotistic festival where I saw the Chems do a dj set was, I believe, 18 and up.



If it's at a club in the US, you generally must be 21 to enter. There are clubs that are 18 and up, but most of the good ones are 21+. Haven't heard of the Chems playing any clubs in recent memory (like Centro Fly in NY for example) that weren't a 21+ club.



Concerts, I'm not really sure, again I think it depends on the venue where it's located, etc. Because of the liability and insurance etc. there are quite a few venues that don't allow anyone under the age of 21 or 18 inside.



Truth be told, I only notice things like this in passing. I guess that happens when you're in your 30's! ;)

Jeanie Escribi�:

The HEAD HEAD HEAD Quarters of MTV , wich is now in Brussels , will have a new location....like 3 minutes from my house! And LITTERALY NEXT DOOR to my mate Ed's house.



So if Tom and Ed ever have to come to MTV Studio's they'll have to catch Bus 35. If you guys are lucky my mum is driving and u guys can have a free ride, she know you guys by now :P



( Yeah i know people with money don't take busses , but IMAGINE if i would be in my bus and i would see Tom and Ed! Beahahahaha X-D X-D )

Jeanie, you crack me up!!

Woot! ShyFX is coming to town end of January! Friend told me bout an event with "some DJ from London and another from New York" and I figured it was probably the usual d-lister out-of-towners we get over here, then did a little research and was pleasantly surprised. Good stuff.

OMFG



I had the weirdest dream. I was dreaming i went to a gig in Brixton from the Chems with friends , some of theme i didnt see for ages , and with KEITH from the Prodigy 8O :?

The whole dream was fucking weirdn i cannot even explain it.

I also tried to call Mips and Iggy but they didnt answer , and their voicemails said " Jeanie fuck off"



8O Keith! WTF! And in my dream Keith was hot! 8O :?

What a bummer...



Just had a call from my agent , and she talked with my agency in NY.

As it is thanksgiving next week it wouldn't be smart to go sunday cause there wont be any casting all week. After that , thing will be slow , thats always like this in Christmas time. So if i would go to NY Now i will only spend money cause there are no castings and jobs at the mo.



So i wont go until January :'(

sorry to hear that. maybe you could go to work in some other cities such as london for a while till xmas

Unfortunatly not , everythings slowing down for christmas.



I might as well come over to see the Chems 9th and 10th.



I'll see

Jeanie Escribi�:

And a bit scared...what if i don't work ? But it's always a guess. I hope NY will be good to me!!

Worse comes to worst, you can move out here and Whirly will get you a job at Tower Records.

Jeanie Escribi�:

Well i already been there.

But if u go somehwere ALL ALONE and u dont know ANYBODY it's not easy to build up a new live. I do have some mates there but there's models like me so the'll be travelling off and on!

Oh come on Jeanie! You're a smart girl which is obviously also blessed with beauty and you're sociable! You'll find some new cool friends and open minded people and when you're putting in some Chemical cd's then you've broken the ice. You'll make your way i'm sure.



Must be awesome to be a model so you get around all over the world and getting payed for it. So have fun and enjoy the time there.



Ah and p.s. please bring some nice gifts along with you X-D and take some nice pics!

OMG!! I just saw the latest south parke episode 912 - trapped in a closet wich is about scientology and it was really funny. But then I searched the google and saw that it was an actual religion... I mean WTF it's just so ... i don't know ... were are is the world heading?!

LOL http://www.scientology.org/

egil Escribi�:

OMG!! I just saw the latest south parke episode 912 - trapped in a closet wich is about scientology and it was really funny. But then I searched the google and saw that it was an actual religion... I mean WTF it's just so ... i don't know ... were are is the world heading?!

LOL http://www.scientology.org/

Oh man, that was the best South Park in a loooooong time... you don't have Scientologists where you are Egil? They're outlawed in Germany, but they're everywhere here... and all that stuff they showed with the 'THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE' really was what they believe in...



I've had a few hilarious run-ins with scientologists.

That was a great episode of South Park!



egil, welcome to the world! Yes, people really believe that stuff!



Kinda makes your brain hurt, doesn't it?



As for Miss Holmes: RUN KATIE, RUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!! X-D

This is so cool, its about my old English teacher.. when he was taking us he was just a substitute for another teacher but then he got a perminate job.. he had alot of tolerance for the class i was in which meant they all messed him about.. but i didnt cause i was like.. shit thats cruel sort of thing cause he was a really dead on teacher. He likes alot of cool music, plays games, plays in a band, does like 3 differenct teachin subjects and about 3 master degrees and hes like 27.. I was like.. jeesus christ man your a machine :P and how he does all that, i donno but anyway



He eventually got a permanent job at our school and no one was complaining in our class cause he has like a cool relationship with our class, he wout never like go tell another teacher or anything or get someone in trouble and if he did by accident he would be like



'' sorry, i didnt mean to get you guys in trouble'' ''it wasnt even me that said anything''.



He works at most of the big festivals as the bar manager. So hes seen alot of bands in his time.

Anyway, today i had to give a note into him, and it was the first time in a while, i came in and asked him what the note thing was about and he told me. Then i told him i was going to the prodigy tomorrow, he said yeh i wanted to go and stuff, but im going to see. THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS!

My jaw litturally just dropped.

''Your....going.. to the chemical brothers gig?'' (it was the first other guy i have met in person that says they were going apart from the people im going with)

''aye'' he says, and im like working there or something? he was like no.. just there and im like



Ah right class 8O (comin out of shock:P)



*leaving the room*.. Ill see you down front then sir? .. Good..Later







Just you average 'General Bullshit' But i thought it was kinda cool.. my old english teacher going to see my favorite band nd all :P

Csar Escribi�:

Jeanie Escribi�:

Well i already been there.

But if u go somehwere ALL ALONE and u dont know ANYBODY it's not easy to build up a new live. I do have some mates there but there's models like me so the'll be travelling off and on!

Oh come on Jeanie! You're a smart girl which is obviously also blessed with beauty and you're sociable! You'll find some new cool friends and open minded people and when you're putting in some Chemical cd's then you've broken the ice. You'll make your way i'm sure.



Must be awesome to be a model so you get around all over the world and getting payed for it. So have fun and enjoy the time there.



Ah and p.s. please bring some nice gifts along with you X-D and take some nice pics!

Bwahahaha , getting payed for it. I wish man X-D I pay every cent myself.



Plus i'm not goinng anymore this year , i'll go in January :'(

But thanks for the compliments ;)[/b]

Why do you have to pay yourself? Is it only starting off kinda thing and your gonna end up gettin that stuff paid for you?

Well it's like this.



When i go to NY for example to do castings and hopefully find work , i pay everything myself. FLights , Rent , Food , and also a bunch of costs u guys dont even wanna know about. My agency pays my flatrent in advance for me , but as soon as i work i pay everything back. So i wont MAKE any money for myself until i payed everything back , and even than , i pay tax ( Like all of us ) but also agency fee. Wich is in NY i think , 30 %. In MILANO 50 % thats why i never go there.



So yeah if you work good as a model u can make good money. If u work okay , like me u make some money but not like crazy. I do have so really good jobs sometimes like the Fructis commercial but i put all that on my savings...



If a client , for example Abercombie and Fitch ( i just say something ) book me for a week of shooting on an island somehwere , they pay everything for me AND I get paid. But this happends not to often unfortunatly !!



Offcourse i am not complaing , i just give everybody some lessons in Modeling Industry :P



Any more questions ?! X-D

Jeanie Escribi�:

Well it's like this.



When i go to NY for example to do castings and hopefully find work , i pay everything myself. FLights , Rent , Food , and also a bunch of costs u guys dont even wanna know about. My agency pays my flatrent in advance for me , but as soon as i work i pay everything back. So i wont MAKE any money for myself until i payed everything back , and even than , i pay tax ( Like all of us ) but also agency fee. Wich is in NY i think , 30 %. In MILANO 50 % thats why i never go there.



So yeah if you work good as a model u can make good money. If u work okay , like me u make some money but not like crazy. I do have so really good jobs sometimes like the Fructis commercial but i put all that on my savings...



If a client , for example Abercombie and Fitch ( i just say something ) book me for a week of shooting on an island somehwere , they pay everything for me AND I get paid. But this happends not to often unfortunatly !!



Offcourse i am not complaing , i just give everybody some lessons in Modeling Industry :P



Any more questions ?! X-D

That's interesting to know. I've been good friends with a couple models before but never really got into details too much. Pretty much how I thought, though.

Jeanie Escribi�:

Any more questions ?! X-D

Yes, actually, could you answer these in as much detail as possible?



Have you ever kissed a man before?



Have you ever kissed a girl before?



Was that hot?



Was she hot?



Have you ever kissed two girls at once before?



Did you go further than that?



Did you involve toys?



Do you know what tribadism is?



Do you think that's hot?



Have you ever been so mad at a girl that you want to perform oral sex on her vagina?



What about her anus?



What about both?



Do you have sex with guys?



What about girls?



Do girls know how to please you better?



Don't you want a girlfriend who looks hot rather than one of those manly lesbians with the buzzcuts?



Is there anything hotter than two beautiful women making love?



Would it bother you if a man sat and watched while you had sex with another woman?



Would you allow him to masturbate while he watched?



Would you allow him to videotape it?



Would you allow him to videotape it and masturbate while he watched, then sell the videotapes, then buy one of the videotapes that he made and masturbate to that?



Who is more attractive to you: Clint Howard or Liv Tyler?



See?



In as much detail as possible describe how you might seduce Liv Tyler:



Pretend you are taking a shower with her and suddenly you are overcome by passion. Describe what might happen:



Do you think it's hotter when she wears the elf ears or when she's wearing that half-sweater thing from Empire Records?



What do you think Liv Tyler smells like?



What about her vagina?









(hehe, sorry, I saw that on Somethingawful today, and I've been dying for an excuse to post it)