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#1 iguanapunk   User is offline

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Posted 30 May 2004 - 3:33 AM

Hi, throw as much as abuse at me as you possibly can, I need it. If I knew where you all lived i'd come over so you could punch my face in but that's not going to happen.



Why do I want this you ask? because i'm a fukin twat, currently a slightly drunken twat who's going to regret this post in the morining, but I had a chance with a bird i'm obsessed with and I didn't take it.



So, please, hurt me, I'm never going to be able to sleep again.
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Posted 30 May 2004 - 4:10 AM

hahahaaha no sympathy here, not even some fucking abuse.
He put on a turn-down collar, a black bow, and wore his Sunday tail-coat. As such, he looked spruce, and what his clothes would not do, his instinct for making the most of his good looks would.

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Posted 30 May 2004 - 5:55 AM

iguanapunk Escribi�:

Hi, throw as much as abuse at me as you possibly can, I need it. If I knew where you all lived i'd come over so you could punch my face in but that's not going to happen.



Why do I want this you ask? because i'm a fukin twat, currently a slightly drunken twat who's going to regret this post in the morining, but I had a chance with a bird i'm obsessed with and I didn't take it.



So, please, hurt me, I'm never going to be able to sleep again.




yoiu are the better person in the world,you are so beauty and smart ..in fact i�m in love with you.

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Posted 30 May 2004 - 9:36 AM

Uh...



X-D X-D X-D



If I weren't so messed up myself, you'd get a spanking. ;)
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Posted 30 May 2004 - 10:26 AM

:-// Well it's morning, and i'm still angry, but not as much. I can't even count on you lot to throw some abuse my way.
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Posted 30 May 2004 - 10:42 AM

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Posted 30 May 2004 - 3:13 PM

kicks iguanapunk in the face bwwhahahah there happy now... err though I feel bad about it :-//
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Posted 30 May 2004 - 3:42 PM

ill kick you in the bollox so you wont even be able to do anything with that stupid ugly ho you think you like you stupid smelly ugly gay tiny cocked midget fucking armpit licking shit eating twat







happy.....ah that was quite a release,we should keep this thread opes as our "stress Ball"!!!! X-D

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Posted 30 May 2004 - 3:45 PM

It does feel good actually, don't stop people, you're making me feel better. I'm not sure how the phycology behind this works, hope it doesn't scare me for life.



And Nerdcore, don't feel bad for kicking me, I enjoyed it, well, the idea of it.
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Posted 30 May 2004 - 7:24 PM

Since you've been abused and battered already by having your head kicked in by Nerdcore, hit on by mx chemical, and got a nasty verbal lashing by chem'd up... You have your choice of any item to be thoroughly spanked with - my hand, a wooden spoon, an egg beater, any kitchen utensil for that matter. How about a belt? A high heeled boot? No you can't choose the whip, I use that for special naughty occasions and you have failed miserably my son, you won't get that pleasure.. The choice is yours but I'm warning you, I have a firm hand, and you'll have trouble sitting down for a week.
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Posted 30 May 2004 - 7:28 PM

8O
He put on a turn-down collar, a black bow, and wore his Sunday tail-coat. As such, he looked spruce, and what his clothes would not do, his instinct for making the most of his good looks would.

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Posted 30 May 2004 - 7:29 PM

To be honest, I think i'd find the spanking too exciting, and I don't deserve pleasure. I think just a good kick in with me on my knees crying would suit me best.
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Posted 30 May 2004 - 7:40 PM

I'm going to go smoke. When I'm done smoking, I'll put the cigarette out in your eye.
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Posted 30 May 2004 - 7:55 PM

man....i suddenly got the sexiest image of whirly girl in a leather cat suit and a whip......... 8O





man your hubby's lucky!........



and now to relieve some "tension"!!!! X-D

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Posted 30 May 2004 - 8:09 PM

Ah what a lovely post.



Iguanapunk you ass whip you had a chance with a "bird" and you blew it. i admit i have no game when it comes to ladies but you on the other hand who's only motive in life is to get laid, didn't have the balls to go ask her out. Pity, such a pity. If i were you i would castrate myself for the rest of my pathetic life. Alas! This guilt would linger on forever. The only way to forget about the whole thing is to drink more.Hmmmmmmm beer sounds so good right about now.

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Posted 30 May 2004 - 8:57 PM

Hey iguana, you should come and play moderator again. Someone has thrown us another useless spam topic and by all the characteristics shown here, he is obviously a tw@ also.

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Posted 31 May 2004 - 1:18 AM

spanking is nice... ;-)
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Posted 31 May 2004 - 1:19 AM

you need a good firm hand for that though ... but a good spanking is nice.. ahhh the love~~~~ (!) (!) (!)
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Posted 31 May 2004 - 12:43 PM

This topic is getting far to erotic.
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Posted 31 May 2004 - 2:43 PM

yea stuff you can not handle X-D X-D X-D
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