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#1 iguanapunk   User is offline

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Posted 22 January 2005 - 3:03 PM

I love my pub, it may attract the scum of the area because of the cheap prices, but it has a homely feel.



I like the fact that drunk ol' bastards just come up and talk to you, I wish to be like that someday, we all have our ambitions.



Yesterday, a very drunk old bloke, was walking around the pub, shaking peoples hands, saying hello, chatting to the ladies and he came and sat down on our table.



Say hello to the legend Gareth!



he may have one tooth but that doesn't hold him back! a lesson to us all I think




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Posted 22 January 2005 - 5:07 PM

Why Glasgow? Glasgow is in Scotland, right? I lived there for a couple of months when I was a kid. (maybe 5 or 6 years old)

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Posted 22 January 2005 - 6:08 PM

Yeah, he moved down to Peterborough for some reason, I couldn't understand one god damn word that came out of his single toothed mouth.
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Posted 22 January 2005 - 7:09 PM

hhahahahahahaha that is classic!

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Posted 22 January 2005 - 7:37 PM

Gareth looks like a stud, i like him!

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Posted 22 January 2005 - 8:36 PM

i hope you bought him a pint!

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Posted 22 January 2005 - 8:40 PM

Trust me, he had enough! I myself had to be shoved into a taxi at 21:30 cos I was puking in the clubs toilet ffs.

The taxi driver pulled over, told me to step out and take a deep breath. So I stepped out and the bastard drove off! I don't know what went wrong!
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Posted 22 January 2005 - 9:03 PM

hahaha hate that! ive never been that drunk!

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Posted 22 January 2005 - 9:20 PM

Me neither, but the thing is, I can drink a lot for a long time, and not puke till I get home or the next morning. For me to be wrecked at 9.30 puzzles me.
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Posted 22 January 2005 - 10:41 PM

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Posted 22 January 2005 - 11:13 PM

This is strange! I sent that pic of Gareth to one of my friends, and he told me that he saw him today in a pub toilet, pissing on the floor! and talking to my mate while looking at his cock!



He then was shaking their hands and farting, they though he shat himself!!



God damn, I can't breathe!! X-D X-D
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Posted 23 January 2005 - 2:41 AM

Funniest thread of the day, iggy, thanks!! :D



I had a friend, Vince, from Glasgow (he was also missing a front top tooth) and it took 3 weeks of hanging out with him to understand what the hell he was saying!!
be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle

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Posted 23 January 2005 - 12:47 PM

Yeah whirly I know someone at work from Glasgow and I can't understand him either!!

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Posted 23 January 2005 - 1:28 PM

Bring the guy with you to Makoosa Iggy.... 8)

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Posted 23 January 2005 - 2:34 PM

I don't think we will meet again, i'm sure i'll get over it X-D
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Posted 23 January 2005 - 3:22 PM

The pictures are scary....In the first he looks like he wouldn't harm a fly and in the other he looks more like an evil scientist or something...



Anyways, isn't it against the law to post pictures of people without their permission? What if he would come here to talk about PTB? And he sees these pictures of himself...Then you're screwed! ;-)

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Posted 23 January 2005 - 4:08 PM

this thread makes me laugh, when i saw the title i thought i was a dateing thing that was gonna say....Gareth Glasgow seeks blonde attractive female for long walks ect........well im sure Gareth has no trouble he sounds like the man!

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Posted 23 January 2005 - 4:55 PM

Wall Escribi�:

The pictures are scary....In the first he looks like he wouldn't harm a fly and in the other he looks more like an evil scientist or something...



Anyways, isn't it against the law to post pictures of people without their permission? What if he would come here to talk about PTB? And he sees these pictures of himself...Then you're screwed! ;-)




hahaha! evil scientist!



I can't really see him logging onto the forum, although I couldn't imaginr him clubbing, yet i've seen him clubbing :-|
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Posted 23 January 2005 - 6:44 PM

X-D Gareth goes clubbing?? He looks a bit frail, as though he's in constant danger of breaking a hip! Still, I want to see Gareth bust a move! Yeah!
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Posted 23 January 2005 - 6:56 PM

Yeah, the ol' bloke puts me to shame, I couldn't even make it to the club!



When he told me where he was off to, I remembered that i'd seen him ages ago in another nightclub dancing, it was hilarious! He mainly used his arms, and was doing hip hop hands (like when rappers rap).
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