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#526
Posted 07 April 2006 - 5:24 AM
#529
Posted 08 April 2006 - 3:51 AM
*You can identify a dozen different brands of cough syrup ... by the smell alone
*The local pharmacist starts asking about your tuberculosis problem
*The checkout clerk calls you "that Robitussin junkie"
*When you take out your recycling it's all brown glass bottles
*You ran out of excuses at the supermarket and now just tell people you like that cherry taste
*If Drixoral Dollars were real you'd own a Ferrari
*You haven't slept in two weeks, haven't eaten solid food in days, and you've just told your parents that you're marrying an alien from the desert planet Zolgar
*You've gotten so used to your eyes moving independently that you think you're actually a cleverly disguised lizard
*You just made your fifth Christmas ornament out of those little plastic shotglasses
*People ask you why you're walking around in shorts and a T-shirt sweating like a horse ... in the dead of winter.
*Your native language now consists of grunts and bizarre gestures
Sophia Loren, Sean Connery, etc., come knocking at your door offering a night of passion and you tell them you aren't into "meat pleasures"
*You think you're on the Internet ... physically.
*You're sure you're actually a Jedi Master, but for some reason your Jedi Mind Powers don't seem to work on the cop that just arrested you for walking naked down Main Street.
...... and this is post 3000 for me. Yay!
#531
Posted 09 April 2006 - 3:11 AM
Apparently identification can be had for $35-75 Canadian give-or-take ($25-60 USD or 15-35 quid). I told my friend to make some inquiries tonight and hopefully he'll remember in his drunken haze.
Anyone else working on the case should still stick with it, though, as I'm skeptical of this working out perfectly.
#532
Posted 09 April 2006 - 4:35 AM
I wouldn't even know where to begin, fake ID's are the furthest thing from my mind at my old age. I wonder what Luna herself has come up with? It would be good if she got a fake Dutch one, what are the chances the guy working the door at a club in Los Angeles is going to be familiar with Dutch ID's anyway?
I can understand Luna being worried about travelling with a fake one though - especially dealing with airport security. Then again, airport security never went through my wallet.
#533
Posted 09 April 2006 - 4:39 AM
whirlygirl Escribi�:
It would be good if she got a fake Dutch one, what are the chances the guy working the door at a club in Los Angeles is going to be familiar with Dutch ID's anyway?
That's kinda my thought. I know my Manitoba ID got looked over fiercely last year and I'm not sure he even did find my birthdate on it. Part of me even thinks her real ID might be sufficient if Dutch IDs look really different from Californian ones. After all, she does turn 21 later this year, I believe.
I can understand Luna being worried about travelling with a fake one though - especially dealing with airport security. Then again, airport security never went through my wallet.
Hadn't thought of this. Now I'll be paranoid if I manage to secure her one and have to bring it across myself. X-D
#534
Posted 09 April 2006 - 4:59 AM
Darkstarexodus Escribi�:
whirlygirl Escribi�:
It would be good if she got a fake Dutch one, what are the chances the guy working the door at a club in Los Angeles is going to be familiar with Dutch ID's anyway?
That's kinda my thought. I know my Manitoba ID got looked over fiercely last year and I'm not sure he even did find my birthdate on it. Part of me even thinks her real ID might be sufficient if Dutch IDs look really different from Californian ones. After all, she does turn 21 later this year, I believe.
Hahaha, that's right. The guy at the club really tripped out on your ID. Plus looking like you're about 17, well, yeah. X-D
Hell, I'm 34 and I still get carded at clubs. I don't know whether it's an insult or a compliment.
I can understand Luna being worried about travelling with a fake one though - especially dealing with airport security. Then again, airport security never went through my wallet.
Hadn't thought of this. Now I'll be paranoid if I manage to secure her one and have to bring it across myself. X-D[/quote]
Oh, the mental theater this little thought provides!
"Step aside sir, that's right. Into the enclosed area. On behalf of Homeland Security, it has been determined you are the new face of Al Queda. Now bend over..."
#535
Posted 09 April 2006 - 5:10 AM
whirlygirl Escribi�:
Hahaha, that's right. The guy at the club really tripped out on your ID. Plus looking like you're about 17, well, yeah. X-D
It's the fact that I looked like a kid in a candy shop with excitement and anxiousness about proper clubbing and dropping imminently. :D
#538
Posted 09 April 2006 - 8:34 PM
#539
Posted 09 April 2006 - 11:13 PM
Man o man do i feel bad. Not a good night at all, Not at all....The day before yesterday was great - ended up at an acid house party with like 10 people who were all going crazy :D But yesterday i got to drunk. Mixed to many stuff. Went to the loo in the club with my friend Anna - who was the best friend i could ever wish for at a moment like that ! and puke my brains out. Got emo cause u know , when youre drunk all the stuff u try to block comes out. " I wanna go hooohoome ... i miss so many things...blablabla " ( And i dont even wanna go home that bad , i like it here ) Cried and cried....got home at one and came in as a mess , totally crying. My doorman who's a friend of mine took care of me - i sat there for 7 hours :-| suddenly it was 8 am. What a night , what a night.
Why do i get shit like that ? That's like the 4th time it happened to me 8O
#540
Posted 09 April 2006 - 11:18 PM
It's good to know one's limits and stick to them, but sometimes the consequences of crossing that line can be good in terms of getting things out.
And I could damn well use an acid house party right about now. :D