1 - Cliff Richard 'Millennium Prayer'

2 - Mr Blobby 'Mr Blobby'

3 - Teletubbies 'Teletubbies Say Eh-oh!'

4 - Aqua 'Barbie Girl'

5 - Eamon 'F**k It (I Don't Want You Back)'*

6 - Las Ketchup 'The Ketchup Song (Asereje)'*

7 - Blazin' Squad 'Crossroads'*

8 - Bob The Builder 'Can We Fix It'

9 - Frankee 'F.U.R.B (F U Right Back)'*

10 - Peter Andre 'Mysterious Girl'*

11 - Gareth Gates 'Unchained Melody'

12 - Will Young & Gareth Gates 'The Long And Winding Road / Suspicious Minds'*

13 - Joe Dolce Music Theatre 'Shuddap You Face'

14 - DJ Otzi 'Hey Baby'**

15 - Afroman 'Because I Got High'

16 - Will Young 'Light My Fire'

17 - Mariah Carey & Westlife 'Against All Odds'

18 - Bombalurina 'Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini'

19 - DJ Casper 'Cha Cha Slide'*

20 - Busted 'Who's David'

21 - Manchester United 1994 Football Squad 'Come On You Reds'

22 - St Winifred's School Choir 'There's No-one Quite Like Grandma'

23 - Hear'Say 'Pure And Simple'*

24 - Vanilla Ice 'Ice Ice Baby'

25 - Vengaboys 'We're Going To Ibiza'

26 - Hanson 'Mmmbop'

27 - Michelle McManus 'All This Time'

28 - Whigfield 'Saturday Night'

29 - Spitting Image 'The Chicken Song'

30 - B*Witched 'C'est La Vie'

31 - Billie 'Because We Want To'

32 - Chris de Burgh 'The Lady In Red'

33 - Kylie Minogue I Should Be So Lucky'

34 - Baz Luhrmann 'Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)'

35 - McFly 'Five Colours In Her Hair'

36 - Vengaboys 'Boom Boom Boom Boom'

37 - 2 Unlimited 'No Limit'

38 - Sam & Mark 'With A Little Help From My Friends / Measure Of A Man'

39 - So Solid Crew '21 Seconds'*

40 - Cliff Richard 'Mistletoe & Wine'

41 - The Firm 'Star Trekkin'

42 - Gary Barlow 'Forever Love'

43 - Geri Halliwell 'It's Raining Men'*

44 - A1 'Take On Me'

45 - Mr Oizo 'Flat Beat'

46 - Bob The Builder 'Mambo No 5'

47 - Eiffel 65 'Blue (Da Ba Dee)'

48 - Five and Queen 'We Will Rock You'

49 - Girls Aloud 'Sound Of The Underground'

50 - Nick Berry 'Every Loser Wins'

51 - Rednex 'Cotton Eye Joe'*

52 - Spice Girls 'Holler'

53 - Steps Tragedy'

54 - Aqua 'Doctor Jones'

55 - Glenn Medeiros 'Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You'

56 - Doop 'Doop'

57 - Geri Halliwell 'Bag It Up'*

58 - Robson Green & Jerome Flynn 'Unchained Melody'

59 - Babylon Zoo 'Spaceman' (I love this song)

60 - Lionel Richie 'Hello'

61 - A1 'Same Old Brand New You'

62 - Simpsons 'Do The Bartman'

63 - LMC V U2 'Take Me To The Clouds Above'

64 - Take That featuring Lulu 'Relight my Fire'

65 - Chef 'Chocolate Salty Balls (PS I Love You)'

66 - Cliff Richard 'Saviour's Day'

67 - DJ Pied Piper 'Do You Really Like It'**

68 - Europe 'The Final Countdown'

69 - Gina G 'Ooh Aah... Just A Little Bit'

70 - Kylie Minogue & Jason Donovan 'Especially For You'*

71 - Barbra Streisand 'Woman In Love'

72 - Color Me Badd 'I Wanna Sex You Up'

73 - Hale & Pace 'The Stonk'

74 - Martine McCutcheon 'Perfect Moment'

75 - Goombay Dance Band 'Seven Tears'

76 - Shaggy 'Oh Carolina'

77 - Tight Fit 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'

78 - Billie 'Girlfriend'

79 - Bluebells 'Young At Heart'

80 - Emma Bunton 'What Took You So Long'

81 - Nena '99 Red Balloons'

82 - Right Said Fred 'Deeply Dippy'

83 - Steps 'Stomp'

84 - Wamdue Project 'King Of My Castle'

85 - Ace Of Base 'All That She Wants'*

86 - David Bowie & Mick Jagger 'Dancing in the Streets'

87 - Enya 'Orinoco Flow'

88 - New Kids On The Block 'You Got It (The Right Stuff)'

89 - Outhere Brothers 'Boom Boom Boom'

90 - O1ide & Neutrino 'Bound 4 Da Reload (Casualty)'

91 - Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder 'Ebony And Ivory'

92 - Spacedust 'Gym & Tonic'

93 - B*Witched 'Blame It On The Weatherman'

94 - Bucks Fizz 'Making Your Mind Up'

95 - Cliff Richard & The Young Ones 'Living Doll'

96 - Falco 'Rock Me Amadeus'

97 - B*Witched 'Rollercoaster'

98 - Tiffany 'I Think We're Alone Now'

99 - Jason Donovan 'Too Many Broken Hearts'

100 - Hear'Say 'The Way To Your Love'



*I hate them more

**die!

eugh, top 100 of whatever (not my choice of word) they are always gonna cause a bit of controversy!! where did this list come from, i presum Q magazine??



first of all there is a tenacious link to the chemical brothers in there!!



87 Enya 'orinoco flow'

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Built in the mid eighties Orinoco quickly made it's mark as a top-of-the range studio with Enya's groundbreaking album "Watermark" (this included the Worldwide hit single Orinoco Flow - named after the Studio).[/i]

now like the tune or not, this tune has been part of the history of the band we all love, enough reason alone why it should not appear in the 100 top worst #1 singles!!



86 - David Bowie & Mick Jagger 'Dancing in the Streets'



a song that was knocked up quickly for live aid. two of the worlds greatest performers doing a charity record, for probably one of the greatest charity events ever. i will never forget watching live aid on telly, probably the most unique musical events ever. okay not a great single, but looking at it in context it does not deserve to be in the top 100 worst #1 singles of all time!!



i cant see any westlife, they are in the guiness book of records for cunts who have sold a shit load of crap #1 single!!



where are take that??? only one entry!!! are they not cunts too??? they deserve more abuse

Some valid points made. ALL boy/girl bands should have made an appearance. For me, number 1 would be anything by Daphne & Celeste.



It's a VH1 list.

45 - Mr Oizo 'Flat Beat'



and why this?? kinda cool tune, that filthy dirty squelchy bass line!! what was that the advert for, levi jeans?? everyone was diggin the adverts!!



apart from the few tunes i have pointed out i totally agree with the list. although i did not need to be reminded of Glenn Medeiros, i can hear that in my head. and thats not funny

That list hath been brought from the fiery depths of damnation!

Rednex 'Cotton Eye Joe'

What really gets to me is ignorant people that put shit like Rednex in the same basket as the Chems. *shudders*

the number 6 in the list is actually the worst track ever in all the music history.

Oh yes, there are plenty of horrible songs on that list. I admit I do have a soft spot for 99 Red Ballons though. But yes, those songs that comprise that list are the kind that get stuck in your head all day until you're ready to drive an ice pic through your ears.



And about Live Aid. I remember getting up at 4am to watch Live Aid being broadcast from Wembley. It was such an incredible day for music, just watching that event made me feel like music really could change the world. Queen came out of the woodwork and performed for the first time in years, the Boomtown Rats played "I Don't Like Mondays" and of course, seeing U2... I heard Live Aid is going to finally be released officially on dvd sometime later this year or early next year.

I always catch myself singing 99 red balloons.



Flat Beat is a good song, I think the reason they put it in there was because of over playage. Mr Oizo's album Analogue Worms is pretty good.

I demand a recount no sophie ellis baxter songs at all in the list.

good point!

I was listening to this "baby cakes" song on radio one tonight.....

holy crap was that a horrible song. It was funny it was so bad, so atleast I enjoyed how horribly funny it was.

Rednex Cotton Eye Joe was knocked off the number 1 spot by Celine Dion's think twice which was number 1 for 7 weeks.



Kinda makes you like the Rednex track.



Chocolate Salty balls was a funny song, it also replaced Spice Girls' Goodbye at number 1 X-D.



I still like Baz Lurhmann's Sunscreen :-//.



no 89: Whey-oh!!!! :D