I don't know how the pleasure of anal penetration could possibly come as a surprise....

I once had sex in my old primary school :-// .....In the middle of the day.

Bwahahahaa Whirly , hugs for making this thread X-D



I havent had sex for about 10 months... 8O



Here's a confession :P

kwiddle Escribi�:

I once had sex in my old primary school :-// .....In the middle of the day.

Primary school???

As in, ages 8-11?

Sex in the grass in the middle of a park at a religious school. Mmmm...... mosquitos on my ass....

I once fell off the bed while having sex.



Talk about killing the mood. I'm glad that tumble didn't happen on the bed I have now because I would've ended up in the hospital. My bed is over 3 feet off the ground!

Just had a read through this thread. Cheered me up :D Here's my ultimate story (I may have mentioned it before).



So, all day session, started on the straight whiskeys as soon as the pub opened which is my first mistake.



It was an end of the college year drink, so most of the college group were there including this French junkie bastard who'd been in London all day drinking l�ger and doing drugs.



We end up in a club called Faith proper pissed up obviously and it's 'ressurection' night so it's some old school cheese (really bad music generally) so they have a stage out for payed dancers.



My tune comes on: Billie Jean and I go mental (as I do) and the stage was empty. My mate was getting me to go up there and it didn't take much so I jumped up on stage and did my thing....



I was bussin' my best moves, and the DJ asked me to get off in a smooth way, but I wasn't listening and you could hear him getting annoyed in his voice.



The DJ stopped the music (The sound of a record stopping). There was a deadly silence as I stood there and a spot light lit me up for the crowd to see.



My 'mate' then started to boo me, resulting in the whole of the place booing me off stage.



The DJ then shouted over the mick that I was shit and I jumped down in shame.



After that, I went and sat upstairs with my French mate who openly had a credit card with some cocain on it while the bouncers walked around 8O

Hahaha great story!! :D



Aaah i really like this thread, i will post a story as soon as i remeber something...

lol.. thats halerious.. he cut you down right and proper then :P



But i would feel cat for the person who ever that was done to.. i mean if i had seen it..



Also, right attitude rightly so.. just keep dancing regardless of what they think :).. but he did cut you down like

chemicalfan Escribi�:

kwiddle Escribi�:

I once had sex in my old primary school :-// .....In the middle of the day.

Primary school???

As in, ages 8-11?

HAHAHA....nah this was probably around a year ago...I didn't know much about sex when I was 11

on fri night after soulwax, everyone came back to mine. at the end there was me, a girl mate and her boyfriend. she was being very forward and i thought i might of been on for some 3's up action - when her fella went to the loo i tred to lamp a kiss on her... erm, turns out she wasnt up for that at all :-// :-//



ha.



bloody absinthe.

X-D

Well, if you don't ask you don't get. Worth a try mate!

Hehe mipps, classic. Kinda happened to me few weeks ago, except I actually ended up licking her tongue ; which turned out to be a complete gesture of friendship. Her boyfriend didn't talk to me the rest of the night, though. :D

(I know what you're gonna say : yes, it was a GIRL. )

HAHA! Well what do you expect ;)



What I don't understand is why he didn't talk to you..if a bloke kissed my girl there would be a river of blood.

haha!



see this is what im mildly concerend about - the geezer (lets call him x) is a good mate of mine and the girl (lets call her y) is also a good mate of mine. beacuse im good mates with x i do feel like a bit of a cvnt, but its not like i was trying to steal her off him, i just thought he would be up for erm sharing hahaha. oh man.



anyway, im more mates with y than x and although she is hot id never really seen her in that way - i think i was a bit pissed and randy hehehe.



we resolved it on the night though, so it wasnt left open so its all good - i just hope she doesnt tell him, or there could be , hmmm repurcussions :?

Oh MIPS! Whhahahaaha

that is hilarious X-D

Oh mipps you naughty boy!!

hehehe, bringing everyone back, feeding them absinthe, i was asking for trouble really hehehe



im going straight to hell! X-D

Absinth makes the heart grow fonder.