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#1 iguanapunk   User is offline

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Posted 04 April 2011 - 4:42 PM

They've taken a classic cheesy chat up line and made it into a cheesy song. Fuck you!



We all once wanted to enter Britney, but she's just an exit sign now.

Post your current most offensive track and vent your anger in the php padded walls of this forum.
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Posted 05 April 2011 - 11:39 AM

mmm I didn´t think this song was THAT bad. Is Rusko the producer, I read? What is really awful and annoying is that this video features the hugest, shameless product placement ever. A point of no return in pop music.

I listened days ago the most atrocious song I´ve ever heard in my fucking life but it happens I don´t remember the name. I´ll try to find out and then prepare to enter the ABYSS.

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 1:58 AM



::shakes head::

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 2:24 AM

Do you guys remember a hip-hop song that was popular 2008-2009 around the time that Soulja Boy had his 15 minutes of fame?

I don't remember the lyrics other than the insanely repetitive refrain "Hey hey hey... hay hey hey hey ... hey hey hey... hay-hey hey hey... something something all up in the club singing..." (Substitute "wait" or any other word for "hey", since I could never decipher what the monosyllabic word was, even though it's in the song 100-ish times)

Anyone know what I'm trying to reference? I hate that song, but I want to post it so that I can tell you guys how much I hate it.
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Posted 06 April 2011 - 10:30 AM

The Friday song is appalling lol.

Speaking of crap lyrics I can't stand this at the moment...



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Posted 06 April 2011 - 2:29 PM


Extended versions of your favourite Chemical Brothers tracks: https://soundcloud.com/cb_extended

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 2:53 PM

Aw, but Pop Musik is a new wave classic!
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Posted 06 April 2011 - 3:08 PM



Awful song and spelling.
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Posted 06 April 2011 - 3:36 PM

haha gotta love Pop Musik :D

And wow! Shardonnay! That is bad! Really bad! :o


This is regarded as "UK talent". Fuck the UK!

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 3:37 PM



this is the worst one yet. maybe more something for the WTF topic.
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Posted 06 April 2011 - 7:13 PM

Do you people realize that almost all tracks posted until now are from female artists? Posted Image

As for the Rebecca Black debacle, maybe she has done her job very well? The lyrics are diabolical but half of the planet has her song stuck into their minds. I´ve read today that she has earned more than 1 million of dollars in two weeks!



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Posted 06 April 2011 - 7:35 PM

females? then i'll give you H A D D A W A Y:


COME WITH US

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 8:05 PM

View PostGuerraRelampago, on 06 April 2011 - 8:13 PM, said:

Do you people realize that almost all tracks posted until now are from female artists? Posted Image

As for the Rebecca Black debacle, maybe she has done her job very well? The lyrics are diabolical but half of the planet has her song stuck into their minds. I´ve read today that she has earned more than 1 million of dollars in two weeks!


I hate women? Damn, no wonder I can't get a girlfriend. Thanks for the analysis.

Black didn't even write it, it was written by a recording company! Yeah, she is rich, bitch and it's all our fault.

Haddaway might be the worst dance group of the 90's. This one you may have not heard:



It's equally, if not more diabolical.
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 3:05 AM

This thread about annoying music?


--insert any dubstep, David Guetta, Lady Gaga etc. song--
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 11:32 AM



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Posted 07 April 2011 - 3:10 PM

View Postigorchete, on 06 April 2011 - 9:05 PM, said:

This thread about annoying music?


--insert any dubstep, David Guetta, Lady Gaga etc. song--


Insert any genre, because everyone has hated every genre at some time.
I'm mostly posting this because I actually DO LIKE dubstep, and I don't think they belong with Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, and shitty 'nu' hip-hop/rap.
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 9:06 PM

dubstep is ace!

but let's come back to topic with some hardpop:


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Posted 07 April 2011 - 9:21 PM

View Postbrother_ging, on 07 April 2011 - 11:06 PM, said:

dubstep is ace ass!


Fixed
Roses are red
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And I will rape
Each one of you

View Postinchemwetrust, on 12 August 2011 - 11:00 AM, said:

For those who haven't seen them, I only have one thing to say.....Ha Ha!

View PostThePumisher, on 04 September 2013 - 10:01 AM, said:

i didn't wear pants at home ;)

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 1:34 AM

View Postbrother_ging, on 07 April 2011 - 3:06 PM, said:

dubstep is ace assaulting bad music!


Fixed
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Posted 08 April 2011 - 2:04 AM

So what we're concluding is that everyone has music that they don't like? And that this music varies from person to person? News to me.

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