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OT: McDonalds is the devil
#1
Posted 28 August 2005 - 7:25 AM
#2
Posted 28 August 2005 - 11:07 AM
#4
Posted 28 August 2005 - 2:06 PM
They would hang up a sheep by its neck and then cut open it's torso and stomach with a knife, spilling the organs into a bucket below. The part that gets caught it the rectum so you have to pull it hard and be careful you don't get covered in excrement.
They then try to seperate the small intestine, being very careful as if he rips the wrong part he will be covered in shit.
Once removed, you pour water though the shit covered pipe and there you have the begginings of your string.
Would you like fries with that?...
#6
Posted 28 August 2005 - 6:20 PM
PS - don't keep this job for a long time though. It's only worth working for 6 months .
#7
Posted 28 August 2005 - 7:29 PM
At least the food was fresh for the most part and I wasn't covered with a thin layer of of whatever it is McDonald's employees have to deal with when they come home from work.
Still though, props to those working in food service. It can be frustrating work dealing with hungry people. And McDonald's, jesus criminy, dealing with all the screaming kids cryin over their happy meals. I couldn't do it!! But I gained a lot of respect for food servers, cooks and busboys just by being immersed in that restaurant type environment if only for a short time.
#8
Posted 28 August 2005 - 7:45 PM
chemicalreaction Escribi�:
you basically smoke pot all day and make tacos while listening to Phish
Hahaha, that's the story of my life. Well also that little school thing is there too somewhere.
Interesting fact: the average employment at McDonalds is between 2-6 weeks, I bet you now know why. You should try finding a mom & pop place to work for, they usually aren't so bad with pay, plus they'll hire people without much experience if it is your first or second job.
#9
Posted 29 August 2005 - 7:08 PM
What can I say, all jobs where you have to work with the public are pretty dire, at least you can have a laugh and that just to take the edge off it.
#11
Posted 29 August 2005 - 9:06 PM
toomuch'stash Escribi�:
every six months or so I get this unexplainable craving for mcdonalds cheeseburgers, then I go and eat some, then I shoot runny shit outta my ass for 4 hours straight, and I swear I'll never eat there again.
X-D I'm lovin' it!!!!
That's a fair way of going about testing one's love.
I try to warn you every time you get a craving.
#12
Posted 29 August 2005 - 10:29 PM
#13
Posted 29 August 2005 - 10:39 PM
I prefer Del Taco over them all because there's things on the menu that I can eat for pretty cheap. Other than that, I pretty much avoid fast food.
#15
Posted 29 August 2005 - 11:03 PM
#16
Posted 29 August 2005 - 11:45 PM
I moved to Washington, D.C., and put McD's on my resume once before I actually built up a real resume. I was applying for a job at a Barnes & Noble. The lady interviewing me literally chortled when she read it, then composed herself.
#19
Posted 31 August 2005 - 4:23 PM
And I've never worked in a fast food joint. All my friends did and I couldn't handle the smell they had after they had finished a shift. all fatty and gross.