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#2381 iguanapunk   User is offline

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Posted 06 November 2011 - 9:46 PM

View PostBoywiththeGoldenEyes, on 05 November 2011 - 10:55 PM, said:

not just in aus. ;)


We try it and make it sound better now and call it "job seekers allowance" but they're not fooling anyone.
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Posted 07 November 2011 - 9:15 AM

^this is so politically correct, they don't seek jobs anyway, do they?
love is all.

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Posted 07 November 2011 - 2:47 PM

View PostBoywiththeGoldenEyes, on 07 November 2011 - 9:15 AM, said:

^this is so politically correct, they don't seek jobs anyway, do they?


If going down the pub in the morning is called seeking a job, then yes. It's a pretty good deal actually, my sister was on it (and actually seeking a job :o) and she got free teeth whitening from the dentist. Bastard
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Posted 07 November 2011 - 5:30 PM

View Postiguanapunk, on 07 November 2011 - 3:47 PM, said:

If going down the pub in the morning is called seeking a job, then yes. It's a pretty good deal actually, my sister was on it (and actually seeking a job :o) and she got free teeth whitening from the dentist. Bastard


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damn, WHY AM I ACTUALLY WORKING?

life could be so much easier finally and for good moving to the UK, shagging a 16 years old teen, having a baby with her (just for more state support) and "seeking" a job. oh, and having my teeth whitened every here and then
love is all.

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Posted 07 November 2011 - 7:51 PM

View PostBoywiththeGoldenEyes, on 07 November 2011 - 5:30 PM, said:

:mrgreen:

damn, WHY AM I ACTUALLY WORKING?

life could be so much easier finally and for good moving to the UK, shagging a 16 years old teen, having a baby with her (just for more state support) and "seeking" a job. oh, and having my teeth whitened every here and then


Yeah it's a pretty sweet life, that's why they come over.
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Posted 15 November 2011 - 7:47 AM

Bwah!

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Posted 15 November 2011 - 9:36 AM

^ :D

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Posted 15 November 2011 - 10:56 AM

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Posted 16 November 2011 - 2:32 AM

PETA attacks Super Mario 3D Land over the use of a fur suit: http://games.yahoo.c...-211025773.html

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At least it's still OK to stomp on turtles and use their shells as projectiles for taking out other animals.

Oh, and play the (horrible) parody game from PETA, "Mario Kills Tanooki": http://features.peta...-kills-tanooki/

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Reward for beating the game? The message $#%! YOU MARIO! THIS SKIN BELONGS TO AN ANIMAL!
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Posted 16 November 2011 - 8:01 PM




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Posted 18 November 2011 - 12:56 AM

View PostWhiteNoise, on 15 November 2011 - 9:32 PM, said:

At least it's still OK to stomp on turtles and use their shells as projectiles for taking out other animals.


Nah, they addressed that in "Super Chick Sisters" with PETT (People for the Ethical Treatment of Turtles). So that's where all the people with useless game design degrees go...

View Postcharanku, on 29 March 2013 - 2:58 PM, said:

yes he is dancing but .............

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 1:02 AM


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Posted 19 November 2011 - 1:12 AM

View PostWhiteNoise, on 15 November 2011 - 8:32 PM, said:

PETA attacks Super Mario 3D Land over the use of a fur suit: http://games.yahoo.c...-211025773.html

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At least it's still OK to stomp on turtles and use their shells as projectiles for taking out other animals.

Oh, and play the (horrible) parody game from PETA, "Mario Kills Tanooki": http://features.peta...-kills-tanooki/

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Reward for beating the game? The message $#%! YOU MARIO! THIS SKIN BELONGS TO AN ANIMAL!


It just occurred to me that Mario is quite possibly the most famous furry ever. He was wearing these suits way back in late 80's too. Way ahead of his time.

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This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 5:41 AM

Soooo apparently David Guetta was a German activist back in the 60's.
(Definitive proof that he's a vampire who feeds on an endless string of Top40 collaborators?)

View Postcharanku, on 29 March 2013 - 2:58 PM, said:

yes he is dancing but .............

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 5:37 PM

This thread never disappoints me...


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Posted 19 November 2011 - 10:14 PM

View PostChampiness, on 19 November 2011 - 6:41 AM, said:

Soooo apparently David Guetta was a German activist back in the 60's.
(Definitive proof that he's a vampire who feeds on an endless string of Top40 collaborators?)


On that picture you see Rudi Dutschke, spokesperson of the German student movement of the 1960s (the origin of the german Red Army Fraction which is responsible for the death of many people).

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Posted 20 November 2011 - 1:01 AM

Ah. The website I found it on just identified him as "a German activist", sorry.
The Guetta resemblance is still uncanny though. And I'm not scrapping my vampire theory just yet...

View Postcharanku, on 29 March 2013 - 2:58 PM, said:

yes he is dancing but .............

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Posted 20 November 2011 - 9:52 AM

Do all camels run like this, or is this particular one retarded or something?


You're never too retarded to RAVE!!!

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Posted 20 November 2011 - 8:53 PM

A 20Hz sine wave walks into a bar. The barman asks 'Hey, Why the long phase?'

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Posted 20 November 2011 - 10:31 PM

View PostMumbo, on 20 November 2011 - 12:53 PM, said:

A 20Hz sine wave walks into a bar. The barman asks 'Hey, Why the long phase?'


I hadn't heard this. Stellar.


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