Alligator Death Roll:
When you are engaging in anal sex and she clenches really hard and rolls sideways, crushing your skull on the ground resulting in death.
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Humourous sexual positions
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 9:34 PM
rodeo riding
at the point of climax whilst doing the gorl doggy smack her on the back of the head and call her every derogetory thing you can think of maybe, "your fucking cunt stinks like a fucking japanese fish market on a hot day you bitch"
the result is her bucking and jumping trying to get you off her.
my advice is grab a handful of hair and roll with the bucking! oh and dont for get to let your soldiers go!
at the point of climax whilst doing the gorl doggy smack her on the back of the head and call her every derogetory thing you can think of maybe, "your fucking cunt stinks like a fucking japanese fish market on a hot day you bitch"
the result is her bucking and jumping trying to get you off her.
my advice is grab a handful of hair and roll with the bucking! oh and dont for get to let your soldiers go!
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 11:31 PM
OOooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch mutha fukka!!
I don't even have balls and that made me shift in my seat!!
I don't even have balls and that made me shift in my seat!!
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 11:50 PM
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OOooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch mutha fukka!!
I don't even have balls and that made me shift in my seat!!
Yes but you can't even imagine how rude it is for a man to see things like that. And i'm talking about only see, not being hurt like that :P
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Posted 03 March 2006 - 1:34 AM
the 'singapore sling'
not technicaly a position, more a technique - the lady has trained her love wall muscles to undulate in a snake like rhythm. apparently it feels like a vigorous hand job with a fanny.
lisa i'anson (ex-radio 1 dj) was apparently a master of this.
not technicaly a position, more a technique - the lady has trained her love wall muscles to undulate in a snake like rhythm. apparently it feels like a vigorous hand job with a fanny.
lisa i'anson (ex-radio 1 dj) was apparently a master of this.
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Posted 03 March 2006 - 10:18 PM
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This thread is disgusting. Whatever happened to the simple act of shagging?.
i was thinking the same thing. whatever happened to the 69's,blowjobs,anals,handjobs,titty-fucking,....all this kinky alternative stuff sounds funny but in the real world a girl would never let me do the hot carl,a doggy toboggan,salty pirate...
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Posted 03 March 2006 - 11:33 PM
You'd be surprised, there's some awfully freaky people out there that have the strangest fetishes and hang-ups.
And no, I'm not one of them!! X-D
And no, I'm not one of them!! X-D
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 3:41 AM
The Cleveland Steamer
The Cleveland Steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
[What is it with Ohio cities and odd fetishes?]
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The Cleveland Steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
[What is it with Ohio cities and odd fetishes?]
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 6:02 AM
Dutch Oven - not a sexual position, but it's when you let out a toot under the nice toasty covers, then you fluff the blanket and the toot wafts out, like a hot stinky breeze.
I learned that one from the movie Pecker... thank you John Waters! X-D
I learned that one from the movie Pecker... thank you John Waters! X-D
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