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#1 WhiteNoise   User is online

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 2:35 AM

If you haven't already, take a look at Ed's profile (specifically his comments):

http://www.thechemic...5-eddychemical/

So first it was NimaiChemical, now it's melodic23. The question is, why on earth would anyone post loads of contextless random meaningless crap like

NimaiChemical said:

Heading to library, BRB. Hans understands perfectly, I'm impressed.

or

NimaiChemical said:

Would an invoice from my love be paid?
It would ease her mind.

or

IdiotChemical said:

Pourquoi symétrie fractale!!!!!!!!@)*(&^$!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


on his profile? I'm guessing NimaiChemical = melodic23, looking at the content of the comments. And I'm also guessing NimaiChemical/melodic23 has some form of Schizophrenia and believes he's/she's replying to what "Ed" is "saying" to him/her.

Anyway, thought this was odd enough for its own topic. Whoever this is has got us all beat in the 'Psycho Fan Category'.
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Posted 10 November 2010 - 2:42 AM

:evil:
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Posted 10 November 2010 - 2:48 AM

View Postwhirlygirl, on 09 November 2010 - 08:42 PM, said:

:evil:

no kidding!
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Posted 10 November 2010 - 2:54 AM

Hopefully the matter should be taken care of soon.

Sorry Eddy!!
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Posted 10 November 2010 - 2:59 AM

whirlygirl on melodic23s profile said:

Hey you. Yeah you. Quit it.

Hahaha, that should definitely do it. :smile:
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Posted 10 November 2010 - 11:08 PM

Ed's opinion on the matter:

eddychemical on melodic23’s profile said:

what is this


eddychemical on NimaiChemical’s profile said:

please stop sending me messages, it's getting weird now and disturbing


eddychemical on NimaiChemical’s profile said:

it's meaningless rubbish, really irritating to get continual emails alerting me to this drivel...please stop. ok


Also, his/her obsession with Ed kinda reminds me of this guy (hint: check his other videos). Let's hope he doesn't follow up with thousands of videos saying "Please Mr. Simons" over and over again.

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Posted 11 November 2010 - 3:04 AM

Björk stalker anyone ?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
And I will rape
Each one of you

View Postinchemwetrust, on 12 August 2011 - 11:00 AM, said:

For those who haven't seen them, I only have one thing to say.....Ha Ha!

View PostThePumisher, on 04 September 2013 - 10:01 AM, said:

i didn't wear pants at home ;)

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Posted 11 November 2010 - 5:23 AM

Poor Ed! I'd be freakin out too!

He's told him/her politely 3 times (and not using CAPS btw)

Ed's a calm dude, but this is pushing him to the edge!
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Posted 11 November 2010 - 6:56 AM

The first stalker was taken care of, and the second one has also been dealt with...

Stalking is psychotic plain and simple, and I find the whole thing to be disturbing and sad that it's happened here.

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Posted 11 November 2010 - 10:41 AM

Those people must think that Ed's profile is their twitter ! :evil:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And I will rape
Each one of you

View Postinchemwetrust, on 12 August 2011 - 11:00 AM, said:

For those who haven't seen them, I only have one thing to say.....Ha Ha!

View PostThePumisher, on 04 September 2013 - 10:01 AM, said:

i didn't wear pants at home ;)

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Posted 11 November 2010 - 12:20 PM

Reading all those rubbish, i think it's a bot rather than a stalker, those posts make no sense whatsoever.
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Posted 11 November 2010 - 2:49 PM

I have to agree with Igor, that was my first thought too. Our favourite model member used to be stalked, which I thought was kind of cool until she educated me to the ins and outs of it. Quite scary!

I've since found someone else to stalk. OH HAI WHIRLY
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Posted 11 November 2010 - 3:37 PM

:P
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Posted 11 November 2010 - 6:21 PM

View Postiguanapunk, on 11 November 2010 - 03:49 PM, said:

Our favourite model member

Long time no see by the way. Anybody knows something?

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Posted 11 November 2010 - 6:44 PM

View PostThePumisher, on 11 November 2010 - 06:21 PM, said:

Long time no see by the way. Anybody knows something?


I know something! Loofah's grow on trees. Is that the kind of thing you were after?
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Posted 11 November 2010 - 7:19 PM

not exactly but you come pretty close...

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Posted 18 November 2010 - 6:42 PM

8-)

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 4:45 AM

This guy's back and he's posting. I wonder if he'll come by and give us a reason... anything...?

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 6:04 AM

*PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS POST GOT WAY OUT OF HAND AND HAD TO BE BROKEN INTO PIECES*

Well the new posts definitely rule out "bot"... they're still mostly incomprehensible, but there does now seem to be a running theme of this person saying that he was secretly behind most of the Chems' musical output. Thus things like putting down a Trap remix of HBHG because it was a perversion of "their style" and posting some bizarre overdubbed version of Another World as the "original version". Also he claims to have done a solo album under an alias in 2008 just to see if anyone would notice without the Chems name attached (which of course they didn't, since, you know... it sounds nothing like the Chems) and punctuates the thread title with a Willy Wonka reference, which is a running theme in his new batch of profile comments (references, that is to say, not Willy Wonka specifically). Speaking of which, he's apparently been back at it since December 10, we just didn't notice. Some highlights:

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Xanatos gambit completed successfully. Uplink will begin on the specified date.

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So did you guys really base your music on mine, or was that all just a huge coincidence? I would really like an answer, please, and I won't stop bothering you until you tell me. This is what I'm talking about, if you don't already know.

https://soundcloud.c...-opening-chords
And there are others, including ones that are eerily beautiful that...

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Als, if you really want to change people, you're going to have to explan to them directly what "love is all" really means. Start by describing the chaotic good alignment, and why it reigns supreme over all others. Give people a workable description of Nirvana, one that allows them to take a 5th plateau DXM dose and "just let go" of attachment, forever, and really take contro...

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Don't fucking ignore me, you twat. People are suffering, dying, and getting trapped in seemingly endless cycles without even the hope of breaking free and gaining control. You and I together have the mean and the abilities to end this, now, with little to no effort.

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You need to end this. Now. If you need help dissociating(deattaching), take 600mg of dextromethorphan and 75mg of diphenhydramine. If you keep trying to attach yourself, you will suffer.

View Postcharanku, on 29 March 2013 - 2:58 PM, said:

yes he is dancing but .............

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 6:06 AM

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Me and Veda were the first chemical brothers. You should have figured that out by now. He's dead now, but as a result, we are now more powerful than you could possibly imagine. Expect us.

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Sense match, motherfucker. Telekinesis. Deal with it. Let's get this shit over with XD

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You guys did a good job, though. Thanks for everything XD.. Just clean up your mess, and we'll end this ASAP.

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You'd better fucking be there on the 21st, that's all I'm going to say.

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Hoarse power... lol. I'm going to have laryngitis wen I finally marry her. How's that for a coincidence XD

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No, I don't want to argue.
Maybe it's love.
Love always and forever...

View Postcharanku, on 29 March 2013 - 2:58 PM, said:

yes he is dancing but .............

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