Murph murph!

what????

oh yes, I am indeed the smoothest talker around. Last night this girl who I didn't know was sat with us and she started panicing that she couldn't find her bag. I pointed to it but she had another bag to which I said "I only have one bag, it holds my balls"....

Bwah! Nice one.

I havent been here for a while....!!

But my god i'm such a good girl lately, i had 3 wines and i'm tipsy now! Hahahahahahahahahaha

Whirly had a whole 4 drinks last night, and I literally had to carry her to bed... I didn't take advantage of her.... my gallantry paid off in the morning tho :D

god.. its so frustrating if you like a person, and don't know how to ask her out.. help..

Grow some balls.

I suggest using a talk-box like Stephen Hawking does. It's endearing.

(Last night was out of control.... wow....)

Dude, Den_B - you don't have to ask her to go steady. Just keep it simple, ask her out for a cup of coffee or something low key.

Yeah Den,

its not like your asking her to marry you.

Nontheless it's scary , but there are ways!

I had 6 wines yesterday, and i got proper drunk. I havent been this drunk in ages. I had a great nite, but i dont like getting drunk that much anymore.

Esp since i feel well rough today.

I basicly spent the whole weekend either drunk or hungover. Went from one to the other without much in between.

And Den, get drunk, then ask her! Booze=courage

I went to my first pub quiz last night. I didn't know any of the answers! I got drunk though :D

This weekend has been ridiculous. And to think I had planned a pretty quiet weekend, Friday excepted. Once again, famous last words.

Guess I should enjoy spring break while it lasts.

Is spring break like loads of tities bouncing up and down? or is that just the movies I watch..

If there were lots of titties bouncing up and down where Darkstar lives, the nipples would freeze and break off and litter the ground like litttle frozen pepperoni slices.

I like pepperoni

Titties bounce here just fine.

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