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I laughed so loud

" makeskidskill // Posts: 870

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I did it once, at work. Luckily I was sitting outside my office. I thought it was just a fart, but IT WASN"T! IT WASSSANT!!!! then I stood up, and there was that slow, warm pour down the back of my legs... dear god "

Hahahahaha :lol: i laughed out loud at work hahahhaa

please don't mention loss of bodily functions here on the chemicals forum.i had to suffer a horrendous sight cause of the loss of bodily functions at a chems gig it scares me to this day

HAHAHAHA!

You know that scene in Trainspotting where Renton is walking past the Leith Banana Flats scheme and is narrating "Heroin makes you constipated. With the last hit now wearing off and the suppositories yet to melt, I'm no longer constipated"?

Well, around 5 AM, I guess the codeine finally was completely worn off... My guts felt like they were twisting in half. heh. All good though.

Anyways, lets get back to talking about booze and pills... For Irish's sake, at least.

The Filthiest Toilet in Winnipeg!

Booze and Pills.

Okay : I had too much Booze and saturday and totally acted like a wild drunk girl wich was fun. And i just ordered some beans from my co-worker for Awakenings.

I plan that shit far ahead , so that i know it's minimum 3 months inbetween.

I have cool co-workers.

I like to use dots. . . unlike irish fan . . . . . . . . . . :lol: just kiddin

I would kill a hobo for a couple vicodin.

Killing hobos should only be done for sport. Kill Chavs for street drugs.

My friend got offered some street "Valium" while walking through a bohemian part of town called the "Village" the other day. I told he should've taken up on the offer just so I could check it in my CPS and see what it actually was.

After last weekend, I'll be taking it easy. Unless the neighbors reel us into their shenanigans once more.

Must conserve party points for September...

party points are given on a daily basis and cannot be rolled over to the next day.

use them while you have them people! ( c:

I missed out on my buzzed posting yesterday... went to the bars and tied a pretty good one on.

oh, and as a thought... I want neighbors like Whirly's!!!

Or u wanna live in Amsterdam where you can just buy shrooms. Although, they are trying to chance the law on shrooms now as some idiot tourists decided to take way to much and jump of the building and kill themselves. Wich is just silly, cause you do shrooms in a safe comfortable place and you certainly dont take 2 boxes and shitloads of weed with it.

I hope they will not make shrooms illegal. It will spoil a lot for the responsible users and my friend will be wihtout a job!

Yeah Jeanie, my cousin lives in Amsterdam and she told me about the person who jumped and the possibility of a law. When are they trying to put this in place? Not as soon as this October? I'ts just I'm planning a 'trip' over lol

Dude, Jeanie, buy a shitload, dry em and freeze em for the coming ban.

hehe... a little preparation goes a long way!!

For the longest time I couldn't get any and then they've just been everywhere for the last little while. I wish I still had my 2.5 ounce bag. Although doing them 4 days a week was probably a bit much...

Jeez 4 days a week! I probably will do it 4 times a year! I only did it once.

And yeah, there are discussion going on now. They probably wont ban the selling of it, just make tighter rules. I chill out sometimes in my mates smartshop ( a official place to buy mushrooms ) and he checks their id's and gives them a information leaflet in their own language ( well unless they speak like swahili or something ) and thats the way it should be done. Unfortunatly a lot of tourists go to the tourist shops and those shops just wanna sell. The shop i go to, the people there really give you advice and stuff. Those shops will probably not have any problems.

Surface_to_air ,the smartshop you want to buy shrooms at is called Element of Nature. It's right off the big street that leads up to the damsquare , 2 mins walking from the central station.

If there is a really small guy red heared- dread locked scottish guy working there ( he's usually there ) tell him Jeanie has send you!

http://maps.google.n...=1&cid=52376924,4897094,18205988273493183803&li=lmd&z=14&t=m

Go to this one in the " Haringpakkerssteeg" opposite of Boudisque wich is a good music shop, and not the one in the " Warmoes straat "

And just around the corner is the best coffeeshop, too. And no , NOT the bulldog or the Greenhouse, but one called " Homegrown Fantasy" . Also " The grey Area" is good cause it sells bio-weed.

Jeanie Tour Operator at your service :D

ah, the joys of Amsterdam ... only been there once. Need to go back sometime!

Can your mate get me a job? I need to move.

EDIT: Jeanie IS one of the joys of amsterdam :D

Jeanie, I was only doing small amounts most of the time, but yeah, over about a month I did it probably 15 times or so, with a couple weeks where I did it three days in a row, or four out of six days.

Any time I'd go out to the bar, instead of drinking a lot, I'd have like two beers, a couple caps and stems and maybe a spliff. :)

I just like to get wrecked.

Saturday will be party time.

No beans or any of that shit tho. Just party time.

And Stash - you make it sound like i work in red light district hahaha :lol:

bwaha, uhm... I guess I did. oops. :P