iguanapunk Escribi�:

whirlygirl Escribi�:

iguanapunk Escribi�:

*wishes he had a stalker that wasn't a fag with a shemale for a wife*

I'm all woman, and you probably wouldn't know what to do with me! ;)

I know :D and you're probably right X-D

And what I mean by "do with me" is, you wouldn't know what to do with my consistant womanly nagging and periodic mood swings. X-D

Sure he does - go down the pub a lot :D

whirlygirl Escribi�:

iguanapunk Escribi�:

*wishes he had a stalker that wasn't a fag with a shemale for a wife*

I'm all woman, and you probably wouldn't know what to do with me! ;)

In case something happens to me, and it falls to someone else to take care of my wife, I will leave this diagram for posterity, so you all can 'know what to do' with her.

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

In case something happens to me, and it falls to someone else to take care of my wife, I will leave this diagram for posterity, so you all can 'know what to do' with her.

*taking notes*

I'm gonna get into so much trouble for that one, but it's worth it.

You naughty, naughty boy!! :P

Sorry, I'm just giddy with the fact that it's friday, and payday.

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

LMAO @ that one!!

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

whirlygirl Escribi�:

iguanapunk Escribi�:

*wishes he had a stalker that wasn't a fag with a shemale for a wife*

I'm all woman, and you probably wouldn't know what to do with me! ;)

In case something happens to me, and it falls to someone else to take care of my wife, I will leave this diagram for posterity, so you all can 'know what to do' with her.

bwah!!!! thanks for those instructions stash, looking forward to ur death :P JOKES!!!I M JUS PLAYING.......

I...uhm, don't know what to say. X-D

whoa, watch this cricket commiting suicing after being subject to a parasite



http://www.pimpmefam...=cricket-worm-1



Parasites are the worlds evil!

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

whirlygirl Escribi�:

iguanapunk Escribi�:

*wishes he had a stalker that wasn't a fag with a shemale for a wife*

I'm all woman, and you probably wouldn't know what to do with me! ;)

In case something happens to me, and it falls to someone else to take care of my wife, I will leave this diagram for posterity, so you all can 'know what to do' with her.

notes on succesful marriage.....beat wife with frying pan, give oral sex, make out, and do solely from behind......



good stuff! im off to get married!

I watched Team America yesterday and I really laugthed my ass off X-D



Kim Jong Il : "I'm ronery... so ronery"



And the montage song, it was just the best part of the movie :D

Ben_j Escribi�:

I watched Team America yesterday and I really laugthed my ass off X-D



Kim Jong Il : "I'm ronery... so ronery"



And the montage song, it was just the best part of the movie :D

I fucking love Team America. The great thing about that movie is that when you watch it, you realize there is little else in this world that is as funny as puppet sex.

and we watched the making ofs too. This was a huuuge project, I don't think Parker and Stone did any benefits on it...



Big respect to the puppeteers !

I had to do this shoot today , a test it's called. It's like a non payed shoot where you can use the pics for youre portfolio. I love tests cause u can really do youre own thing and the pics are usually awesome.



So today we did this thing with dramatic dresses and high hair where they wanted a lot of movement. So the photographer put in Dave Clarke's mix cd and i started to dance like crazy , Holding the dress so the dress is flying everywhere. The picture's are gonna be fucking awesome cause it was a party in the studio :D



So i had a little party at work today.

It is a rather hot and sticky day out today and I got dragged to a barbecue.



Now I'm at home in an air conditioning + movies = teh shizz mood.

Great day for me too :D



some friends of my parents have a rally car and there's a karting raceway at about 50km from where we live, so we went on this raceway and they were driving on it with the rally car with a passenger. It was really Impressive, you hear the engine yelling and the tires slipping on the road !



And later, we did karting, that was the first time I was driving a kart, and I wasn't that bad. I only did a slew-round, and got bumped a little by another kart I didn't see. My best lap was only 10 seconds more than the rally pilots :p

man, i love go karting, theres a wicked track in ibiza and if you go on the 'fast' karts its proper intense, at the end of it my wrists ached so much i could barely pick my cigarette up :P



speaking of aching, ive been doing some tai-chi chung - which is kind of like tai-chi but with the fighting bit as well. its proper good, but u have to do this thing valled the 'golden tortoise' in the warm up which is like a weird crouch thing, looks like your doing a poo frankly, and u have to hold it for 2 mins - it fucking KILLS! hahaha, man im gonna feel it tomorrow.



but it also means we get to put boxing gloves on and have what are basically play fights, so its all good ;)

my cat just catched a huge fucking frog



it's lying dead in our house



i dont want to touch it it's so discusting , i dont know what to do for the poor frog! But he is dead anyway. I guess i'll just let my mom or my bro find the frog in the morning.



Bluuuuh