http://www.angelfire...headskompanion/



my mate wrote this, its kind of a book he's working on, basicalyl a selection of lifes truisms, and its pretty funny!

X-D It's all about the monkeys, I say!!

11. With out Marijuana I would of never mused upon the thought of if we all evolved from monkeys you must have had various monkeys all co-existing with each other while at various stages of the evolutionary scale ? monkeys, half monkeys and good ol? Neanderthal man, so where pray tell have all the half monkeys gone? ? so instead of sitting tere just wondering about it I decided to go and look it up and here is what I discovered:



� 98.4% of our genes are the same as the chimpanzee



� Chimpanzees can use sign language for terms as abstract as ?like? and ?different?.



� Imagine a human chain where a girl stands with her left hand holding the right hand of her mother, who in turn is holding the right hand of her mother with her left and so on and so on. In order for the chain to reach the chimpanzee it would only need to go on for an astoundingly short 300 miles.



� It has been recently revealed that female monkeys have affairs with males from other monkey tribes and keep it a secret from members of her own group.



So azz you can c, zee chimpanzee iz perhaps ze half monkey missing link I woz musing aboot. Bet they have been nipping off and rolling joints for years when the documentary makers haven?t been looking ? swinging in trees, lying in the sun having lots of sex and eating bananas. Splendid.

And how I do love this one:



[quote]Mari-Jo made me think about the conundrum of Time Travel, and how, you know, if it were possible, we?d know about it, as someone would of come back and told us. Unless of course they who possess the time machine travels back and changes something which then sparks off a the creation of a parallel universe where events continue as a result of the changes that where made and run alongside our own time line. This would be like changing T.V channels when you want to jump between different worlds of existence. The person with sole control of the machine would be the closest an individual could get to being God.





That?s some fucked up 4am spinny unfounded unfathomable after club shit.[/quote]



hahahaha!!! Absolutely...