mippio Escribi�:

ok -



christmas eve 1999 - we decided it was going to be a white chirstmas so me and some chums got a load of coke in. we went record shopping, then 2 of us went back to mine to listen to some tunes. my parents were out so we had as couple of cheeky lines and all was well with the world.



gets to 10.00pm and its time for the pub, so i whack a couple of chompers for us to tuck into - my mates tucked in, and then it was my turn. rather foolishly we were doing them on my window sill, with the light on and the curtains up



i hoovered up the line and looked up in horror to see my parents had pulled into the drive in direct view of the window - i just stod there with eyes like saucers, rolled up tenner im hand with a hint of nose candy round my nose.



oops.



X-D



(fortunately, i dont think they saw what was going on, or if they did they didnt get it - we scarpered pretty sharpish though, just to be sure ;))

Wonderful story. Simply wonderful. X-D

hahaha mippio, great story!



Reminds me of the days, while still living at home with my parents, when I'd smoke out in my bathroom while standing on the toilet exhaling into the fan on the ceiling.

Mips hahahahaaha X-D

You know...it's also hard to come home drunk and you sooooo try to look sober and normal.It's so hard 8O

It sounds weird, but I've never come home drunk when I was living with my parents.



Or at least when my parents were home. Right before I turned 21, I used to house sit when my folks moved to London for about a year and a half. And when they were gone my house ended up as party central.



As for smoking out in the bathroom, it was a small handful of times, they weren't home when I did it, or my mom (dad was off travelling) was fast asleep downstairs. I did break down and tell my mom eventually what I did and she said she might have had a feeling something was going on because there was always incense or those scented candles burning in my room. X-D

haha, yep i second that with the burning insence in my room to hide the smell X-D you think your being really smart but its soooo obvious X-D



i have chatted to my mum in some disgracefull states - usually about 8.00 in the morning - i got in from homelands one year, rushing my face off, and ma was up making breakfast 8O i just had to grab a sleeping bag to go to my mates house with, but i think i ended up debating the delights of smoky and unsmoked bacon :? she also came out with the immortal line ' tom, youve been dancing all night but you dont look tired' :-// :P classic

X-D Yeah, when my son starts burning incense in his room, I'm going to know what's up.



Between stash and myself, he ain't gonna be able to get away with shit!! X-D

I sometimes come home beeing a bit drunk... But i'm actually quite good at hiding it :D anyway my parents don't suspect anything }:-) }:-)

Well , my mum is really cool.

I tell her everything i do ( and thats nothing moe than a good drinkin party or a spacecake every now and than so it's all good ) , so that when she suspect me of something , she know i'm telling the truth when i tell her i didn't do it.

But me and me got drunk togheter once...so she's cool ;)

And she doesn't mind when i'm drunk. Or at least she acts like she doesnt mind.

Biff Escribi�:

Well first I'm pretty drunk right now because I was working at a coffee shop that closed down today and in celebration my boss cooked this huge-arse dinner for some people and we drank and drank some crazy drinks from europe he had there for ages. Then afterwards to sober off, I went around the area (which is a total yuppie hell-hole) and stole some "support our troops" magnets off of BMWs and Escalades because those wankers only have them because their Bush loving yuppie dumb asses, I wouldn't steal it off of a car that might not be from the wealth 1% but they're asking for it. Anway it was kinda sad for it to be my last day at this job since it was so much fun, but at least I got 3 magnets! woohoo!

dude, I steal those things all the time. My friend and I were going to resell them on Ebay, saying that they had actually been on Hummer in Iraq, but we were too lazy.

mippio Escribi�:

haha, yep i second that with the burning insence in my room to hide the smell X-D you think your being really smart but its soooo obvious X-D



i have chatted to my mum in some disgracefull states - usually about 8.00 in the morning - i got in from homelands one year, rushing my face off, and ma was up making breakfast 8O i just had to grab a sleeping bag to go to my mates house with, but i think i ended up debating the delights of smoky and unsmoked bacon :? she also came out with the immortal line ' tom, youve been dancing all night but you dont look tired' :-// :P classic

X-D

Mips, you are a total legend!!

Haha good idea, throw them in a sand box for a few days to get that Iraq-feel to them, anyway a lot of them I get are off of hummers, of course these hummers only go to the grocery store because some person with a missing penis drives them to assure masculentiy

Sould've Used Viagra

greatest thread eveh!!! hahaha..will post mine later.

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

Biff Escribi�:

Well first I'm pretty drunk right now because I was working at a coffee shop that closed down today and in celebration my boss cooked this huge-arse dinner for some people and we drank and drank some crazy drinks from europe he had there for ages. Then afterwards to sober off, I went around the area (which is a total yuppie hell-hole) and stole some "support our troops" magnets off of BMWs and Escalades because those wankers only have them because their Bush loving yuppie dumb asses, I wouldn't steal it off of a car that might not be from the wealth 1% but they're asking for it. Anway it was kinda sad for it to be my last day at this job since it was so much fun, but at least I got 3 magnets! woohoo!

dude, I steal those things all the time. My friend and I were going to resell them on Ebay, saying that they had actually been on Hummer in Iraq, but we were too lazy.

I keep forgetting to put the one you gave me on my car. Maybe tomorrow. :D



And Mipps, keep up with the stories. Great stuff.



I've received the "we can deal with most things so long as you're not into drugs" from the rents while blazed out of my skull. Could just barely keep myself from cracking up seriously. :D

This is such a great thread!



I have been in some digusting states before, you know the ones when you're so glad that nobody had a camera or were too wasted themselves to use their camera phone!



About 6months ago, I went to hear Darren Emerson play at the End after working in a shop all day. I got very drunk and ended up taking a couple of pills and these ones happened to be very strong! After a couple of hours of not being able to cope standing/dancing anymore, i sat in the seated chill out area where I started 'serving customers' eg shouting that their receipt was in bag and asking who's next please?! My friend would shake me and tell me what I was doing and I would start to regain conciousness again. I would start noticing all the people sitting around all smiling at me but then I would just start again! So embarrassing! I also managed to pour a can of coke all over his jeans coz I couldn't hold it properly! Funnily enough we're together now... I have no idea why he would want to after that!



You should never take your work home with u! And definitely not out clubbing with u!

BWAHAHAHAHA

That is so funny X-D



Oke...Japan , last summer. (Was is last summer ? I dont remember )



You have to picture this ; For models , most clubs in Roppongi ( The big clubbing area in Tokyo ) are free entrance and free drinks. It's not fair , i know , but hey i didn't complain...

So basicly i was wasted every weekend ( Ehm...somehwere in this thread way back u can see the result of that :-// )



Anyway...this one time , i was SOOOO fucking wasted , i dont know how me and my girls got home...i remember i sat in front of 7/11 for a while until my legs could carry me the last meters home.



Well , in the apartment , i had some sort of breakdown , i puked and stuff...i slept for two hours , and than i had to go to fucking CASTINGS.

I was still fucking wasted , i felt HORRIBLE , and there i had to go look good for castings...well the first castings , lets not even talk about it , i tried so hard to look normal , but i coulnd't even walk straight.



So , the last casting , it was for a Pringles advertisement...i felt so horrible , the casting took AGES , and they kept on asking me back while i just needed to sleep...



And i got the job moehahahaha. I dont know how i did it. X-D

wow the worse i was was about 6 months ago when on a college road trip i drank a litre of smirnoff straight in about 3 minutes theni preceded to fall asleep for three hours on the bus and when i entered the night club fell asleep with my head on the table continued to drink pints of coke to wake me up. after a few hours of drinking large volumes of coke i woke up finally and headed where i starting breakdancing to blue monday and tons of beastie boys songs. then after collasping in the club got on a bus and made a 4 hour journey to my flat where decided to drink some absinthe i had and watch tv for hours and then cooked myself breakfast/lunch and finally went to sleep when countdown started

Yeah man...i have confession but it's not very chemicaly related :P



I just went to my old house and i found all my old cd's....



So i listen to my old cd's and it was so funny !!!



Backsteer Boys and Britey Spears X-D

FORGIVE ME! I WAS 14!!!



But it's funny cause i still rememberd all the lyrics X-D

your first concert was backstreet boys hahaha

you can never live down the shame of that.

At least i'm not ashamed to admit it ;)



I was in looooooooooove with them man.



At least i choose the right path later X-D

back street is back alright. :D