Huge(Quickly),

You sir are a lilly livered, yellow, coward.

Character means little to you because you have no honor. I provided you the opportunity to prove your point. It was a chance to man up. You could have taken the thousand dollar bet, or you could have told the truth. You could have admitted that your were either wrong or unsure of your position. You did neither because cowardice is your creed. Dishonesty is your delight. You cowered back into the cover of silent anonymity.

You are a toad living in a scum pond world. Lepers fear being infected by your foul germs. You are the pus of humanity. Your morality is fecal. I've seen your kind before. I've wiped you with toilet paper. I've accidentally stepped in you. And now, I scrape you from the bottom of my shoe.

Wait...I need to re-state my position. You are so utterly worthless that referring to you as a piece of human excrement is simply to high a compliment for the likes of you. You are maggot excrement. Think about that for a moment (a little self reflection for you there Huge)..you’re the waste from a creature that is not even fully developed, that grows by eating other excrement.

You’re so woefully worthless that you are unqualified to be an airport screener for the TSA. Of 200 million sperm, you’re the one that made it, which further tells me that the best parts of you ran down your mother’s leg. You are a rank, dismal dreaming scut, the poster boy for birth control. As a person that is pro-life, your existence has convinced me that abortion should be legal...for cases of incest. Were your parents twins?

You are lower than bile. You’re the rancid by product of what’s left when a body decomposes. You’re quite simply a nasty, putrid, mass of DNA that is of no use to human race other than to cause revulsion and sickness.

You are a rank, rotten, soul-less wretch. You are a vile, puss filled cancer sore on the labia of humanity. You are an open sore that must be drained, dried out, and scraped away, never to be remembered. You don’t suffer from latent anal discharge, you ARE a latent anal discharge.

As a coward, Dante has shown that you are neither good enough for heaven, or bad enough for hell, you will simply wallow at the gate, with your fellow cowards, cowering, hiding behind a veil of sarcasm and self congratulations. You stand for nothing, are nothing, and are a weak, spineless individual that is deaf, dumb, and blind.

You are a bleating baby lamb, an annoying sound in the background. You are a monument to retardation. I will never get over the embarrassment of being from the same species as you. I have often said that I would never wish gout on anyone. I hereby wish it upon you.

Monkeys look down upon you. Sheep will not have sex with you.

You will choke and gag on the stench of your own beliefs and attitudes. You are a waste of flesh, bones, and organs. You are a coward and a loser. I feel somehow, disgraced for sharing the same continent, nay, the same planet, hell the same UNIVERSE with you. You have zero redeeming qualities. You are neither funny, nor smart. I wish you would simply leave, and never return.

You are a pole clotted, boot licking nit wit. You are the moral equivalent of a hemmeroid. You are a cruel, in-humane jackleg.

You are deficient of character, honor, and have the personality of a cooked noodle. You are a constant source of unpleasantness. You are incapable of a kind word, encouragement, or help. You exist solely to tear down, to defecate upon others, and insult them.

To quote an individual that said it better than I can:

“Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.”

After this, you and the GEA may not hear from me, for I have willfully, purposefully insulted, lashed out, and broken the rules via our forum...and that's ok, for it's the likes of you, that have ruined this place.

In conclusion,I bid you...well nothing.

This was written by a guy on a golf forum my grandpa frequents who goes by 'SirHacksalot'. The rant was aimed at 'Huge', who was apparently a general buttwipe, and was relentlessly accusing Hacks of using a second false profile. They'd been fighing for quite a few days, and yesterday this was posted. Hacks has been permanently banned, his post deleted. However, he has become a hero and a legend on the message board, and Huge has yet to post again.


That's the way to win an argument.

Panteros666 from the Club Cheval

Is something wrong with me if i didn't find that funny?

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=PZJlFMNG55E

this is a funny video of a failed breathalyzer.