Darkstarexodus Escribi�:

I'd rather not, thank you very much. :D



(I'm finding it amusing that music related threads veered off into drug talk today while Buzzed Posting veers off into gastrointestinal discussions.)

bwaha!! I suppose that is par for the course after a binge - what goes in must come out in due time.

hahahaha



Fair play, then. Get 'stash loaded once the boy is sleeping and stick him on here. This thread needs to be re-buzzed.

reading the first few lines of that poem, i immediately thought of they might be giants' "i should be allowed to think" lyrics. never knew where that came from, now i know.



the TMBG lyrics:



I saw the best minds of my generation

Destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical

I should be allowed to glue my poster

I should be allowed to think



I should be allowed to glue my poster

I should be allowed to think

I should be allowed to think

I should be allowed to think

And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea

If by random whim, one occurs to me

If necessary, leave paper stains on the grey utility pole



I saw the worst bands of my generation

applied by magic marker to dry wall

I should be allowed to shoot my mouth off

I should have a call in show



I should be allowed to glue my poster

I should be allowed to think

I should be allowed to think

I should be allowed to think

And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea

If by random whim, one occurs to me

If necessary, leave paper stains on the grey utility pole



I am not allowed

To ever come up with a single original thought

I am not allowed

To meet the criminal government agent who oppresses me



I was the worst hope of my generation

Destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical

I should be allowed to share my feelings

I should be allowed to feel



I should be allowed to glue my poster

I should be allowed to think

I should be allowed to think

I should be allowed to think

And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea

If by random whim one occurs to me

But sadly, this can never be



I am not allowed to think

I am not allowed to think

Darkstarexodus Escribi�:

hahahaha



Fair play, then. Get 'stash loaded once the boy is sleeping and stick him on here. This thread needs to be re-buzzed.

gimme ten minutes, I'll be on my third pint of boddingtons and have the bong blazzzing

Thank goodness. I wish I could join you, but I'm reading about hemorrhoids. Fun. Maybe I'll post pics in a bit.



I prefer the Newcastle when it comes to mass-marketed English beers that are available over here, but I know Mippio would mock the both of us. (While he drinks his sissy Becks... )

YAY! My first 100 page thread!



mmm, ass leeches.



god, we already had one beat writer in this thread, I should find some of the stuff burroughs wrote about getting your 'roids rimmed by hairless morrocan boys.

Yay, 100 pages!!! I feel disappointed that I'm not buzzed. Maybe in another hour or two when it's time to get to bed, I'll take a couple benzos and make a post or two. Just kidding, I think.



I'd prefer not to read that, unless I can memorize enough of it to put it on my exam tomorrow.

how about 'the man who taught his asshole to talk'?



back to the drugs...



my idiot neighbor though he go into the pill punting biz, so he went out and bought like 200 of these:







now, as far as I can tell, the only person who's bought any from him is me, and that's at a discount, and he can't even give the things away. I bought 3 offa him the other day for like $20, because he was broke and needed money for cigarettes.

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

how about 'the man who taught his asshole to talk'?



back to the drugs...



my idiot neighbor though he go into the pill punting biz, so he went out and bought like 200 of these:







now, as far as I can tell, the only person who's bought any from him is me, and that's at a discount, and he can't even give the things away. I bought 3 offa him the other day for like $20, because he was broke and needed money for cigarettes.

If they're any good, stock up man, stock up.



I could probably make a few bucks as a middleman myself. I've been getting asked a bit lately for hookups, but don't want to get involved. Sort out friends, sure, once in a while, but not anything more.

I thought about helping him get rid of em... people always ask me for drugs when I'm in a club.. it must be the orange pants and dialated pupils. Not worth the trouble though...



I'll just do what we did to Crack-Head Jimmy, I'll wait til he hits rock bottom and then buy em offa him for rock-bottom prices.

You ever find out what happened to Crack-Head Jimmy?



I love telling the story of how we scored pills by luring a lunatic with coke.

hahaha, CrackHead Jimmy! He would not leave. It made me nervous having him in my house, and while he was schmoozing up to stash it was so funny how we all hid out in the bedroom going, "wtf, who the fuck is that guy!!"



Last I heard, he took off to go home to Brooklyn (or wherever). It was shortly after you all left. I think he got in a bad way with our neighbors because they never, ever mention him.

And who the hell was that slag who was taking a shine to Mips and Glyn? She was equally frightening.

Oh - that lady!! X-D I have no idea who that was and I haven't seen her since. Just some random drunk woman with lipstick on her teeth who decided to invite herself over. I think she confused the English accents coming from my balcony with the mating calls of the wild. X-D



"You're all from Europe? Wow! You met where? The internet? Wow! So what do you all have planned? Are you going to go see 'United 93'?"



*brief silence*



File under 'wtf'.

What a skagho that one was. The 'United 93' recommendation was SO over the top it was hilarious.



Do you still have the 'bad idea' file we started in Notepad on your Desktop?

the bad idea's are here somewhere. Dude, then crack head jimmy kept coming over and trying to steal our blow. I teased him with that $50 bill to get him to bring the e over.



i'm gonna go re-read the Howl.

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

the bad idea's are here somewhere. Dude, then crack head jimmy kept coming over and trying to steal our blow. I teased him with that $50 bill to get him to bring the e over.

It was amazing how sycophantic he got anytime he saw a bill or heard the word "coke". Like you could feel his lips puckering from across the room.

Feeling very unanxious. Relaxed. Just chillin and groovin to the tunes while I finish up the studying. Going to get a decent bedtime and study more in the morning. That means sleep aids to get me down and out sooner rather than later. But I like fighting them because it feels good.



And they say these ones are the LESS sedating ones... heh. I beg to differ.

HAHAHA

United 93 X-D

I still haven't seen if just because of her X-D

Aw yeah, Good times!!!!



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