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#1 makeskidskill

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Posted 16 October 2007 - 10:55 PM

Is this picture hot?


Discuss


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#2 whirly

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Posted 16 October 2007 - 10:56 PM

WHYYYYYYYYYYY??? :lol:




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Posted 16 October 2007 - 10:59 PM

WTF!?



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Posted 16 October 2007 - 11:07 PM

boredom.


And I will take it from prochems response that that is a 'NO' on the question of whether or not barely legal looking girls in pigtails eating birthday cake with their feet is hot or not.




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Posted 16 October 2007 - 11:44 PM

I'm going to vote a 'no' on that one but I might just be too tired to be aroused.




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Posted 16 October 2007 - 11:54 PM

give ya some amyl nitrate and a wee bit of e and see how you feel about it.




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Posted 16 October 2007 - 11:54 PM

It might take more than a wee bit of E after the past four days...




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Posted 16 October 2007 - 11:56 PM

pooooooooooooooooor que?


One my friends who is an Anthropology major at my school had an interesting article that I was reading last week about "Fat Porn," where people are literally just seeing pictures of really over weight white women eatting, and there are people really into it. It's funny cause when you go to a novelty store like Spensors in the mall and see the really fat women in a swim suit, those women are actually in these things. They're not really even porn, just women eating and enjoying it, no sex, occasionally they're with a friend, but they'll be like doing things to each other but the video will just be focusing on the twinkies they're eating. don't think that lady will be in the magazine, since shes in healthy non-350 lbs weight range. But people apparently find fat women eating cake erotic. who would've thought?




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Posted 17 October 2007 - 12:35 AM

Thats messed up. And just to clarify, that was a definite *No* from me.



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Posted 17 October 2007 - 1:26 AM

dude, Biff, why is there porn for that? you can walk into any mall food court and see that kinda thing... I could see, if you were in europe, having to import that kind of pr0n




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Posted 17 October 2007 - 2:14 AM

After my brief stint years ago working in an adult shoppe, there's very little I find shocking anymore to be honest. I'm usually just left wondering "Whyyyyy?" stash knew this woman (I only met her briefly before she passed away) and she was a fetish model. She got paid to do the strangest things while people took her picture. Some of it was sexual, others just bizarre. She said one of the worst photo sessions was a 16 hour shoot where, for hours on end, the photographer took pictures of her smoking cigarettes. That's it - just pictures of her smoking because there's a niche market for that. Now, this girl was a chain smoker but she said she smoked so much she was throwing up only a couple hours in. I used to work with a girl who did some fetish modelling - wasp waist corsets and digging spike heeled boots into her submissives - that sort of thing. But fairly tame compared to the horrors that are out there. There is a fetish for just about anything and everything, people are so strange. It makes you wonder what the root cause of some of these fetishes are.




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Posted 17 October 2007 - 4:51 AM

Yeah working at Tower definitely showed me there's enough friction behind some of these things to publish monthly or bimonthly magazines for it... And that stores just the tip of the ice berg


The analysis in the article I read said the reason for this morbidly obese eating fetish is that it, like most fetishes, goes against some cultural norm. In this case its over-indulgence. There were quotes in the article taken from the models videos/websites and would read like: "Watch me, Big Leg Emma (

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 7:08 AM

It's not hot. You know why? Because it look like she shit herself and she's eating it off of her foot. And not only did she shit herself, but she obviously has some sort of horrendously funky disease that causes her to shit out different colors, like she has twenty different strains of bacteria crawling around down there and they're all at war over the same strip of pink.


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Posted 17 October 2007 - 4:27 PM

I guess I should track down the rest of the series, that starts off with a whole cake and ends with that.




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Posted 17 October 2007 - 4:46 PM

Ha. Yeah, before needs to go with after in this case.


At first I looked at the pic and almost threw up in my mouth. Seriously, I've come across some things on the internet that have made me want to do more drugs to erase my memory. Some things, though, you can't un-remember. Like catching a glimpse of your parents having sex, for instance...


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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:14 PM

I believe my parents only did it twice. Once for my brother, and once for me - over 6 years apart in age. After that, they resigned to a life of bitter and sexless companionship.


I've never walked in on my parents doing it which results in my above line of thinking. My brother might beg to differ, though. To him, they had sex 3 times (the 3rd time was when he walked in on them when he was around 10 years old). There was a closed-parents'-bedroom-door policy in my childhood household and it was for the best, really.


That said, I really hope my son never walks in on me and stash. He'd be traumatized for life... and posting about it on myspace or whatever internet outlet they'll have by the time he reaches his teens.




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Posted 18 October 2007 - 12:04 AM

I'll second that Whirly, except I'm an only child. I'll allow that they probably had sex on their honeymoon and then I came along about six years later, so twice by my reckoning. I have no evidence (nor do I wish to find any) of any further encounters. They have a good relationship that genuinely seems sterile and sexless. Fine by me and not what I want for myself (ie. one of the reasons I wanted out of my relationship).




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Posted 18 October 2007 - 1:55 AM

hahaha! I think, no matter how young or old a person is, the mere thought of their parents having sex is unfathomable.


I remember when stash had to give Connor the talk. You know, "the talk". It was sad, but it had to be done. "The Talk" is what every parent dreads because you know that no matter what, your child is going to be weirded out. It also means one phase of a child's life is moving on to the next, and the simple act of knowing means innocence is somewhat... lost. Anyway - poor kid was horrified, and wouldn't let me be affectionate with him - no morning snuggles in bed - for over a week afterward while he was still in shock. *sigh*




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