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#1 Kermie   User is offline

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 5:34 AM

Hey. I was just wondering if anyone has seen a monkey that can light fires. I've done extensive reseach, and I've found a monkey that can play chess. But, I don't think it can light fires. Here's a picture.

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 6:18 AM

Yeah, it can.

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 12:35 PM

It can't. There are no more black pieces on the board, so every chess player would leave down to the pub for a drink. The monkey didn't. q.e.d.



btw. Gossip forum

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 4:06 PM

Guys, I'm telling you, that monkey can play chess, just look at the picture. c-Row, they've obviously finished the game, and the monkey probably one, too.

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 5:40 PM

A good chess player wouldn't move a piece on four different squares at the same time.

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 10:51 PM

wtf?

Can anyone relate this to the chems???





wait wait i can



how



this reminds me of cover art of BRB...that's about it



lame :'(

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 11:00 PM

its times like this you need a moderator to lock a thread
I'm a fuckin doughnut

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 12:30 AM

or post stuff like this in the gossip section

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 3:09 AM

this is soo banter

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 3:58 AM

c-Row, dude, I told you, they've obviously finished the game. And, the monkey's probably randomly moving the pieces to amuse itself. Monkeys do that.

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 4:26 AM

Monkeys
He put on a turn-down collar, a black bow, and wore his Sunday tail-coat. As such, he looked spruce, and what his clothes would not do, his instinct for making the most of his good looks would.

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 4:28 AM

Monkeys

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 4:34 AM

Monkeys?

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 4:36 AM

Yes Monkeys.

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 4:37 AM

Why monkeys?

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 4:38 AM

Why not?
He put on a turn-down collar, a black bow, and wore his Sunday tail-coat. As such, he looked spruce, and what his clothes would not do, his instinct for making the most of his good looks would.

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 4:40 AM

But why?

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 4:41 AM

Well, have you seen a monkey light a fire?
He put on a turn-down collar, a black bow, and wore his Sunday tail-coat. As such, he looked spruce, and what his clothes would not do, his instinct for making the most of his good looks would.

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 4:42 AM

No. But, I really want to. That is the reason I started this thread.
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