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#1 chemdup

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Posted 22 April 2006 - 11:07 PM

yes ive stolen the idea....if you have a problem write it down on a bit of paper,roll it into an inch thick tube and insert it into your arse.





basic rules,if you think someone is a cunt out then here,famous or otherwise.





-the middle aged fat balding arsehole that decides sunday moring is a great time for d.i.y.....just because your menapausle wife who has more of a beard than me wont drop the hand for you in the morning while the kids are still asleep,does not give you the right to go waking me up by assembling a fucking flat packed bedroom set at 9.30 in the morning. you are an utter utter cunt

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Posted 23 April 2006 - 12:36 AM

shit i'm so happy, there's no one out there who isn't beautiful. :D
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Posted 23 April 2006 - 3:58 AM

some busman was going to charge me full price, even though i am over 16, but hes still a cunt 8)

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Posted 23 April 2006 - 9:19 AM

I can't think of anything I'm desperately hating at the moment. I'm sure I'll think of something, though. In time.



But I have to mention when I first saw the title of this thread, I thought another porn site spam bot was trying to invade the foum...
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Posted 23 April 2006 - 1:44 PM

UK Railway senior management - Fucking clueless and refuse to listen to the people who aren't.



will think of some more...

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Posted 23 April 2006 - 4:44 PM

That word is disgusting, officially the most offensive word in the English language. Plus we have a "Now Hating" thread which covers this area.
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Posted 23 April 2006 - 7:00 PM

Boys who :



- Dance really close behind you so you cant see them and than look at there friends like " Look i'm dancing with this hot chick! "

- don't get the message

- keep staring at you when youre dancing

- Keep staring at you in the subway and than walk by really closely.

- insist on buying you a drink even though you say you dont want to and than think the BOUGHT you cause they bought you a drink and get really upset when u dont wanna dance with them.





And the list goes on for ages.

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Posted 23 April 2006 - 7:24 PM

Jeanie Escribi�:

Boys who :



- Dance really close behind you so you cant see them and than look at there friends like " Look i'm dancing with this hot chick! "

- don't get the message

- keep staring at you when youre dancing

- Keep staring at you in the subway and than walk by really closely.

- insist on buying you a drink even though you say you dont want to and than think the BOUGHT you cause they bought you a drink and get really upset when u dont wanna dance with them.





And the list goes on for ages.




ffs, I only wanted a shag, jesus
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Posted 23 April 2006 - 8:39 PM

Jeanie Escribi�:

Boys who :



- Dance really close behind you so you cant see them and than look at there friends like " Look i'm dancing with this hot chick! "

- don't get the message

- keep staring at you when youre dancing

- Keep staring at you in the subway and than walk by really closely.

- insist on buying you a drink even though you say you dont want to and than think the BOUGHT you cause they bought you a drink and get really upset when u dont wanna dance with them.





And the list goes on for ages.


Cunts. I will never go that route...or will i..... X-D

Girls who :

- surrond you while you are dancing. Bitch i am bustin a move get your fat ass out of the way.

- when i ask them "can i buy you a drink ?", "Umm maybe". wtf i want a yes or a no. maybe just confuses me.

- not so good looking girls who dance like they are million dollar strippers with their not so sexy moves. such a turnoff. Girls who don't know how to move their bodies should all just find a spot in the club and dance by themselves.

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Posted 23 April 2006 - 11:01 PM

This thread should be called Cunts In Clubs!



I hate it when some smarmy guy is eyeballing me at a club. It doesn't matter if I think he's attractive or unattractive, I just don't like it either way. I do not do well with any kind of flirtation, it practically immobilizes me and thankfully it does not happen all the time - which is probably why I can't hang. Such blatant public displays by men on the prowl make me really uneasy. It's like if they are too fucked up to notice the 3 rings I wear on my wedding ring finger...



The last time I went to a club, some guy followed my friend and me into the girl's restroom. He was really agressive, his entire demeanor was bordering on belligerance and I kept thinking, "Dude, yelling after a couple of chicks and running after them into a crowded ladies' restroom is not gonna help you score!!"
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Posted 23 April 2006 - 11:33 PM

Oh the worse kind are the Afgan bastards. I feel so sorry for the girls because these shitholes wont take no for an answer :x I've had to get violent a couple of times with them, just doing my duty for the women of world. You can all thank me later ladies, we'll book a room 8)



My technique is to open my gob, and it all goes wrong from there X-D
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Posted 23 April 2006 - 11:45 PM

Jeanie Escribi�:

Boys who :



- Dance really close behind you so you cant see them and than look at there friends like " Look i'm dancing with this hot chick! "

- don't get the message

- keep staring at you when youre dancing

- Keep staring at you in the subway and than walk by really closely.

- insist on buying you a drink even though you say you dont want to and than think the BOUGHT you cause they bought you a drink and get really upset when u dont wanna dance with them.





And the list goes on for ages.


That so reminded me of ketamine-shades-boy at The End that time!!

Sorry, but that was so funny to watch at the time. Everyone but him knew that he was just being really annoying

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Posted 24 April 2006 - 12:22 AM

iguanapunk Escribi�:

Oh the worse kind are the Afgan bastards. I feel so sorry for the girls because these shitholes wont take no for an answer :x I've had to get violent a couple of times with them, just doing my duty for the women of world. You can all thank me later ladies, we'll book a room 8)



My technique is to open my gob, and it all goes wrong from there X-D


:D IGUANAPUNK protecting women's rights everywhere

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Posted 24 April 2006 - 1:08 AM

iguanapunk Escribi�:

I've had to get violent a couple of times with them, just doing my duty for the women of world. You can all thank me later ladies, we'll book a room 8)




Cockblocking is the sacred duty of all men who are friends with eminently shaggable ladies. It's also a lot of fun when you shoot the offending guy the "no, buddy, I'm leaving the bar with her tonight" look immediately afterwards.



;-)





And there's nothing wrong with a guy checking out a good-looking girl. But for fuck's sake, have a little class and subtlety. Make a quick, non-head-and-eyes-moving-from-top-to-bottom-and-back appraisal. If you want to ogle, do it from further away, out of the corner of your eyes, or something. You're giving decent guys a bad name and making things harder for all of us.

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Posted 24 April 2006 - 1:09 AM

we need to get back on topic!!

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Posted 24 April 2006 - 1:29 AM

I hate people in the subway who don't do anything to help you get in the train, as it is already crowded to the top. Sometimes, 1 or 2 persons get off the train, so I should have at least a little space to get in, but no, I can't get in it and nobody does anything to help me...



I hate people who pee on the street (yes near my street, I often see people peeing in the street :? )



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Posted 24 April 2006 - 1:53 AM

Ben_j Escribi�:

I hate people who pee on the street (yes near my street, I often see people peeing in the street :? )




Nope, don't know what kind of cunt would ever do that...



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Posted 24 April 2006 - 2:48 AM

Darkstarexodus Escribi�:

Ben_j Escribi�:

I hate people who pee on the street (yes near my street, I often see people peeing in the street :? )




Nope, don't know what kind of cunt would ever do that...



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I mean they do it everyday ! it's like their toilets ! When I walk in this street there's always a puddle pool of wee at the same place... it stinks and it's gross...

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Posted 24 April 2006 - 11:10 AM

this cunt for polluting bad music for the last decade





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Posted 24 April 2006 - 10:53 PM

:mrgreen:

View Posttom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:

This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.

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